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AGYNESS DEYN AND BLANKA VLASIC  - BATTLE OF SKINNY BEANPOLES

THE ATHLETE AND THE MODEL ARE DETERMINED TO GET THEIR PENCIL-THIN ARMS AND LEGS INTERTWINED IN WRESTLING MATCH


By Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchy



Agyness Deyn (39), supermodel, and Blanka Vlasic, (39), high jump athlete, after not being able to settle the question which of them has the bigger breasts - or, perhaps, at least the bigger nipples, considerating the obvious lack of cleavage both ladies struggle with - decided to take their rivalry into a wrestling ring.
Agyness particularly challenged her skinny 6'4" opponent to a battle chest on chest to see which woman will squash the other's little tits with her own. The 5'10" model will have to stand in six inch heels to boob fight her barefooted rival.
Their confrontation will not end there; the two pretty contestants will also arm wrestle, and finally go for the full on fight in the ring.
We hope their twig-like arms will not snap in halves during these ladies' arm wrestling contest!




AGYNESS: 39 years, 5'10", 54 kg

BLANKA: 39 years, 6'4", 70 kg




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I gave the win to Blanka Vlasic. She is very thin and tall but she is an athlete so muscular, maybe not in her arms but definitely stronger than her opponent. The sticks that Agyness Deyn has in place of her arms are really in danger of breaking