SHOWDOWN BETWEEN ANGRY HOUSEWIVESBy Nancy Fanciful, correspondent for CelebToday, your favourite classy catfight magazine for all things bitchyThere was not enough space for both women to hang their wash to dry.
You might think the two busy wives would come to an arrangement between themselves through a friendly chat...
...well, far from it!
The blonde on the right was told by the brunette, left, she was using too much available space for her wash but the blonde girl told the brunette she should 'stop being a bitch right away'.
This unfortunate beginning of their discussion quickly led to more angry words - until the brunette told the blonde she'd put her over the knee and spank her if she wouldn't finally take her wash off the line.
The blonde girl determinedly said she won't, after which reply the brunette tore five sheets off the line, throwing them on the lawn and grinding them into the dirt with her heels.
Now quivering with rage, the blonde tore the first one of the brunette's sheets off in an attempt of retaliation - however, the brunette quickly stepped up closely to her and delivered a vigorous slap to her face which made the blonde stagger backwards and fall on her bum.
After struggling to get back on her feet, the blonde lunged at the brunette grabbing handfuls of her hair with both her hands.
The brunette got hold of the blonde's hair also, and the two women struggled against eachother tearing a fistful of hair from eachother's heads.
When they let go of eachother's her, panting, and fixing threatening stares at eachother, the brunette hissed at the blonde, 'You've done it now, you little slut! Now I'll grab you and spank the shit out of your scrawny bum!'
'Just try it, you damn cow,' the blonde replied, 'and I'll slap you from here into next year!'
For a little while they kept glaring at eachother, then the brunette said, 'Okay, you little runt, let's wrestle on the lawn and I'll show you how a real woman deals with a mere girl like you!'
'Real woman?' the blonde said. 'You try wrestling me and I'll pin you down and give you a lesbian orgasm to make your eyes roll out of your head.'
'Hahaha!' laughed the brunette. 'I'll have crushed every bone in you with my bare arms before you could get anywhere near touching my pussy!'
'Oh, really?' the blonde now said. 'And don't you think you underestimate these arms of mine, bitch? Should we have an armwrestle on the lawn to begin with? Maybe your "bone crushing bare arms" turn out not so impressive then?'
And with those words the blonde raised both arms flexing her biceps.
The brunette looked at the blonde's demonstration decisively. 'Pfff! You think that's something? Have a look at these!' Raising her arms, she flexed them both to take the challenge of muscle comparison...
These two girls will now fight arm wrestling as well as wrestling eachother on the lawn until one of them emerges as the triumphant winner from the battle, humiliating the losing girl.
The winner will be the girl who pins her opponent to the ground and massages her opponent's pussy into a humiliating orgasm.
The loser will then have to apologise and wash the other woman's sheets which got soiled on the ground during the confrontation.
