[AnjaSweden]

Okay, so here's the thing, I can enjoy a cyberfight just as much as the next bitch, BUT it can never replace a real fight. I love to catfight. I love rivalry, I love the hate and the violence. I wish a had a timeless enemy that lived next door but I that's not my reality. Very often though, I meet a women that I wish I could get in a fight with. I love when I meet a women and we hate each other from the first secound and it ends up in a fight. That doesn't happen very often.
So let's brainstorm, how do you provoke a catfight IRL?
The trick is to get the other girl to fight back, not call the police or scream for help.
Do you have any good ideas?
According to my experience, the best place to do this is at a bar, but even there, it's a 30% chance to fight.

[sinclairfan]

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[snw]

If she’s with a guy and there’s any alcohol involved it should be rather easy. Pool party, or outside gathering where lots of skin is being shown. Making eye contact with her guy maybe even be a bit touchy as if by accident even just so she knows what you’re doing. Then you just wait for an opening when she separates a bit from him. Maybe she is gone to get a drink, bathroom or whatever just long enough where is standing there and she isn’t. Going over and pulling him to the side and really being handsy with him so she sees it when she’s walking back. Makes no difference if he’s playing along or not. She will assume he is. All you need to do is make sure she knows you see her and you make no attempt to stop or acknowledge her presence has any effect on what you’re doing.

[lumberjack66]

Bar fight probably is the easiest.  I saw one start with lots of "accidental" bumping on the dance floor.  Another was with a live band, the aggressor jumped on the stage and kissed the lead singer full on the mouth.  Flirting with her man probably would do it, but then you might end up stuck with the guy.  You could also accuse her of flirting with your guy, even if she is totally innocent.  Or you could "accidentally" spill a drink on her, apologize while smiling coyly.  I guess the trick is to get her so mad at you she wants to fight too, right?

[snw]

Bar fight probably is the easiest.  I saw one start with lots of "accidental" bumping on the dance floor.  Another was with a live band, the aggressor jumped on the stage and kissed the lead singer full on the mouth.  Flirting with her man probably would do it, but then you might end up stuck with the guy.  You could also accuse her of flirting with your guy, even if she is totally innocent.  Or you could "accidentally" spill a drink on her, apologize while smiling coyly.  I guess the trick is to get her so mad at you she wants to fight too, right?

Now that you mention accusing another girl of flirting with your guy whether she did or not, I have seen that happen. My gf once despised the girl I had dated before her. My ex wouldn’t ever have started a fight and would’ve done all she could to avoid it. So when my new gf wanted to to fight her and I told her she just wasn’t the type to one do anything to start one and two she’d likely only fight if she had no other choice. That seemed to make my new gf want to go after her all the more. So she accused her and wouldn’t stop her accusations which she did so in front of a group of friends. She pushed and slapped my ex while threatening her to really teach her a lesson if she even looked my way again. Still my ex wouldn’t retaliate which my gf seemed to love the fact she’d embarrassed her in front of our friends and especially me. I kinda felt sorry for my ex at the time but it was so dang hot it’s a memory that is fresh today as it had been then.