[Vassago]

BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 6th 8-0) vs VALERIE LEON (Age: 36; 5'11" / 16th 3-5)
Possibly the toughest rival for the seven undefeated women of the competition sees Valerie Leon challenging Bo Derek's losing side clean sheet. Bo easily destroyed Julie Ege in the previous round, but Valerie got a big confidence boost by knocking down Lynda Carter. However Bo thinks this was a lucky one-off for the brunette - I'll still rip her hair out with no mercy. She's got them plenty enough but way I see it, she'd better be calling for a wig delivery already. Valerie feels hard done by those comments - Bo's record is fake, she only won a couple of fights because her opponents tripped over in the sand, the fact she claims the beach is her property is criminal. Luckily I'll end her run and she won't even get a sniff of my hair before going down.


CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (Age: 25; 5'9" / 1st 8-0) vs INGRID STEEGER (Age: 32; 5'2" / 18th 3-5)
With all the bad karma happening around, Christie Brinkley quietly plans on yet another victory. Ingrid Steeger plays second fiddle to the Sports Illustrated model on tale of the tape and the fact that she got whooped badly by Susan Denberg in the previous round, doesn't help her cause at all. Christie pummelled Margot Kidder by a record 40 votes, will she get close to that achievement in this round only time will tell.


ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD (Age: 34; 5'7" / 24th 2-6) vs SONIA BRAGA (Age: 29; 5'2" / 22nd 2-6)
Both women share fighting records with Anni-Frid ahead on votes difference. Sonia has lost to Yutte Stensgaard in the previous round and has enough of these Scandinavian nobodies standing in her way. - This redhead skank beat Donna Mills of all people, that counts for nothing, as well as my defeat to that dumb blonde whose name I already forgot. There's no stopping me now though, this will be a Latin masscare in full flight and I'll scratch his bitch's eyes out! Anni-Frid doesn't hold back her response - Sonia's foul mouth is looking good as always, but I wonder what she'll have to say when I drag her around by the hair?


PAMELA TIFFIN (Age: 37; 5'7" / 32nd 0-8) vs LINDA HARRISON (Age: 34; 5'6" / 11th 6-2)
Another poolside fight in prospect with Linda Harrison coming fresh from a good victory over Chris Noel wants nothing else then brutally pound Pamela Tiffin into submission - I almost feel sorry for her, I'll beat her up so badly, she won't be getting out of that last place quickly, that's for sure. But Pamela doesn't think she's a valid punchbag whatsoever - Linda obviously thinks she's won already, I guess she forgot about her loss to Yutte Stensgaard, but I'll remind her that once I drown her in the pool! She will be begging me for mercy!


CAROL LYNLEY (Age: 37; 5'6" / 8th 7-1) vs LESLEY-ANNE DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 31st 0-8)
- That hairpulling struggle with Debbie Harry was tougher then it looked like from the side - so says Carol Lynley - but I'm glad it's a much weaker rival in this round. Lesley has no chance against me, and I'm still very kind to her by saying that. I'll knock her out in less then a minute, wanna bet? But Lesley-Anne responds in malice - That dumbe blonde slut has no idea what's she's talking about! She needs eating some humble pie and I'm gonna shove it down her throat today. My first win is coming up right here and that old whore is going to regret her silly comments!


CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 2nd 8-0) vs BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 28th 0-8)
- I don't know what to say really - Catherine Bach looks at her opponent with a smile of sympathy - she couldn't even break Sondra Locke, so that tells me she's one of the weakest girls around. If she acknowledges my superiority I'll might spare her the biggest beatdown of the entire round but if not, then I might challenge for Christie's record winning margin. I know I can win fights in convincing fashion! Barbi has listened to Catherine's tirade and grims in disbelief - Boy, she's certainly talking much, no wonder she never made the Playboy cover like I did. Over here it's all action and no bullshit talking. Same goes for catfighting and this tall bitch better be ready for some vicious action!


JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 30th 0-8) vs CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 3rd 8-0)
After losing second place to Catherine Bach, Cheryl is not that pleased and wants to get ahead of the Daisy Duke to firmly claim Charlie's Angels' superiority over Dukes of Hazard. - This is my lucky day, Julie is much weaker rival then Barbi is for Catherine, so I plan not only to kick Julie's brains out but also score a bigger win then Cartherine over Barbi. There's no hazard involved in this one, just pure facts! Meanwhile Julie is still recovering from a rough treatment she got from Bo Derek and has declined to comment on her chances against Cheryl. But her face tells me she's for one great upset and hasn't given up ger hopes just yet.


MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 9th 6-2) vs SONDRA LOCKE (Age: 32; 5'4" / 25th 2-6)
Finally there's a rough fight between two blondes. Morgan is nothing short of malice against all of her opponents and Sondra has gained new confidence after beating Barbi Benton. Morgan doesn't even bother to seduce Clint Eastwood like Barbi tried before but unveils her plans nonetherless - Clint will have no option but to knock on my bedroom cause I'll send Sondra into hospital in no time and I bet he won't hang around once she's out of the picture! However Sondra laughs off those comments - There's another blonde bimbo who thinks she can get Clint for herself. Sorry bitch, it's not going to happen! What is going to happen though is me punching her lights out plain and simple!

[djcrash]

This round has the shortest fight of all it lasts almost 10 seconds as Morgan gives a quick slap that knocks out Sondra and its 8, 9, 10 she's out.

[JimmyBondi]

I voted

[Glamour Fights]

My comments are based on who I voted for, who I wanted to win (not necessarily who I voted for), and the current voting.

Bo Derek vs Valerie Leon: Bo has Valerie down and is dragging her by the hair into the surf. Bo will drag her far enough out to ride a breaker back in, sitting on the long Valerie and using her for a boogie board. If Valerie tries to fight back, a few punches will weaken her up again.

Christie Brinkley vs Ingrid Steeger: Christie currently has the beat down record and has heard that Cybill wants to take it away. "No way it's gonna happen" grins Christie. She currently has the much smaller, lighter, and weaker Ingrid at her mercy and has no plans i letting up as she pummels every square centimeter of Ingrid's body. She knows Donna Mills won't give Cybill much resistance, nor Lesley-Anne Down much resistance against Catherine Bach so Christie cannot afford to show the slightest mercy or let up a tiny bit.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad vs Sonia Braga: I picked Sonia to win as I didn't see how Anni-Frid could stay with the tough and wild Sonia who is mad as hell to avenge her loses. So far Anni-Frid is all over Sonia and not giving her room to breath or maneuver. I don't see Sonia being able to come back so caulk this one up as a bad pick on my part. Anni-Frid will continue her dominance of Sonia.

Pamela Tiffin vs Linda Harrison: Pamela seems to be getting the better of Linda right now. But I know Linda is just toying with her and letting her think she is winning. Watch out as Linda quickly reverses their fortunes and KOs Pamela. No way a softy, push over like Pamela can stay with Linda in the long haul.

Carol Lynley vs Lesley-Anne Down: Carol is out ot prove a point that she can fight with the best of them and can get the biggest beat down. She bounces Lesley-Anne from one rock to another up and down the stream. Carol rips out some of Lesley-Anne's pubic hairs to tie into a fly for fishing. She sits on Lesley-Anne's back and casts her line over and over again with Lesley-Anne's pubic hair lure.

Catherine Bach vs Barbie Benton: Catherine is mauling Barbi in a similar fashion to what Christie and Cybill are doing to their victims. Catherine is in second place and is humiliating Barbie in an effort to take over first place and maybe get the beat down record. These tough women seem to have a new goal in setting new beat down records so they are even nastier and less merciful than they were before, if they ere at all. Catherine has ripped out some strands of Barbie's hair and is feeding it to her. If Barbie refuses to eat she slaps her back and forth across the face to force her to chomp on her own hair.

Julie Ege vs Cheryl Ladd: Looks like Cheryl is literally kicking the shit out of Julie as the unprotected Julie has crawled into a little ball with Cheryl kicking her all over. I see a big of a surprise coming as Julie will catch one of Cheryl's feet and bring her down. The two will fight on the ground but the battering Julie took from Cheryl's kicking will make her too sore to come back all the way.

Morgan Fairchild vs Sondra Locke: Not sure exactly what Vasago was thinking or planning when he put this fight where Morgan could see what Cheryl was doing to Julie. Cheryl seems to be Morgan's most hated person in this tournament and she has the ignominy of having lost to Cheryl. The only way for Morgan to restore her reputation is by hurting her rival worst than Cheryl does hers. Morgan goes after the soft Sondra so viciously that it is good Clint is there to pull Morgan off before she can kill her. Morgan won't be satisfied until she gives Sondra a better beating than anyone else does this round.

[krispin]

I dont understand why Cheryl Ladd is so overrated.
In my humble opinion she is a small little thing and doesnt look so strong.
I can remember she was the only Angels several times defeated wrestling vs bad girls.

[byline]

My picks and comments this go round including some underdogs.

Bo Derek beaten by Valerie Leon
Bo runs square into Valerie’s extra long legs and arms. She is left unconscious drifting out to sea.

Christie Brinkley beats Ingrid Steeger
Christie makes short work of Ingrid’s exposed breasts.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad beats Sonia Braga
The taller Anni-Frid takes Sonia down with a headlock and smothers her out.

Pamela Tiffin beats Linda Harrison
Pamela celebrates her first win over a grossly overconfident Linda. How? She finally figured out how to use her legs combined with hair pulling.

Carol Lynley beats Lesley-Anne Down
Enough with the Carol takes Lesley-Anne down jokes. Carol feeds her a knuckle sandwich.

Catherine Bach beats Barbi Benton
Catherine drags Barbi behind the barn when she gives her a good old fashioned country whipping.

Julie Ege beats Cheryl Ladd
Julie out muscles the weaker Cheryl even as Cheryl tries her “Charlie’s Angels” tricks.

Morgan Fairchild beaten by Sondra Locke
Clint taught Sondra to punch first, ask questions and pull hair later. She hits Morgan in the mouth and bloodies her nose before Morgan can grab her hair.

[Vassago]

Once again, I'm very grateful for all the votes and experts' comments! A couple of real big upsets in this set (Linda Harrison somehow did it again  ) and to round things off Clint Eastwood obviously wasn't too happy about the betting odds on Sondra Locke being given the biggest beatdown!

Bo Derek (43) vs Valerie Leon (29)
This fight was held in Bo's turf and she made sure Valerie Leon would struggle to put up a good show straight from the get go by tripping her in the sand. After a lenght back and forth rolling on the ground, Bo managed to shove some sand down Valerie's mouth and throw it in her eyes as well. Dirty bitch tactics worked well for the much smaller blonde and she punched the blindsided brunette in the face several times before literally dragging her by the hair onto the water where Valerie managed to regain her sight but was eventually facesitted underwater into submission.

Christie Brinkley (56) vs Ingrid Steeger (13)
The overall leader barely missed out on the record trashing as she kicked and punched Ingrid Steeger into a complete mess after a couple of minutes. It was only the phone call from Sports Illustrated that prevented Christie from setting the new record, but as it turned out when the American arrived at the photoshoot scene there was no one there and the word on the street is that Cybill Shepherd was the one responsible for the phone call in order to keep her winning margin record alive. Wonder what Christie thinks of this tactics and will she get revenge on Cybill in the future rounds?

Anni-Frid Lyngstad (42) vs Sonia Braga (31)
Probably the second biggest upset of the entire round. Sonia Braga has not lived up to her Brazilian heritage thus far but was favoured against the Norwegian born Anni-Frid Lyngstad who is considered to be on the weak side of the competition. But the redhead singer witnessed her bandmate's Agnetha Faltskog victory over Joanna Lumley and wanted to keep a better record then her more then anything else. This turned out to be bad news for Sonia Braga who got slapped out of her senses and literally worn out in a lenghty struggle that showed Anni-Frid's unheralded levels of strenght and enabled her to pin the Brazilian into submission. Despite this being an upset, realisticman and byline has it on their cards.

Pamela Tiffin (39) vs Linda Harrison (31)
Arguably the biggest upset of this round saw Linda Harrison trip over against Pamela Tiffin, a very stong resemblence to her previous loss against Yutte Stensgaard. Linda chased Pamela all around the poolside and eventually trapped her on teh dive-board but when she was about to punch Pamela off into the water, she misjudged her effort, lost control and fell off the board herself instead. Pamela didn't need a second chance for her maiden victory and jumped into the pool to catch the surprised Linda totally off-guard and plough her underwater. It was a brief struggle afterwards as the stunned Linda couldn't catch her breath anymore and despite Pamela's punching skills being on the weak side, she still landed a couple of blows that left Linda totally exhausted and defeated. Effectively ony byline had this upset on the cards and Pamela might be spurred on by those remarks en route further wins in the competition.

Carol Lynley (52) vs Lesley-Anne Down (20)
There was no sniff of an upset here as Carol barely broke sweat in a one-sided pounding of Lesley-Anne Down. There were several calls that Lesley-Anne is much better then her record shows, but Carol enjoyed beating the hell out of her anyway. Still, Carol is angry upon seeing that her performance was far from the biggest beatdown of the competition duell and even Ornella Muti surpassed her actions as well - Man, I should have drowned that bitch in the creekl After this I'd gotten the biggest win for sure, stupid me! Next time I'll do better, promise!

Catherine Bach (55) vs Barbi Benton (16)
Playboy's favourite bunny proved a training dummy (or a bunny even) for Catherine Bach who absolutely squashed Barbi Benton senseless in a quick and one-sided fight. Barbi was brave enough to try and go the distance with Catherine but got wrecked inside two minutes of the fight. Catherine couldn't resist turning Barbi's stomach into a mush and ripping out her hair in the proccess and firmly underlined her status as one of the top contenders for the overall title.

Julie Ege (26) vs Cheryl Ladd (48)
This was a close fight only inside the first half a minute. Once Cheryl tripped Julie over, it was one-way traffic with the Charlie's Angel giving the Norwegian actress a really hard pounding. Julie couldn't even get up on her feet as she got kicked and punched so many times, she crumbled on her back and was eventually knocked out before the five minute mark. Cheryl gave the audience a long look as to shrug off some of the latest comments calling her "overrated" - Mind you, I'm still undefeated and I've kicked Morgan Fairchild all over the place and that should really tell you something! See you in the next round, punks!

Morgan Fairchild (56) vs Sondra Locke (19)
There was some betting on this being the biggest beatdown of the entire round, but Morgan Fairchild could only manage the fifth best record albeit it was her personal best. Spurred on by some bitchy remarks from Cheryl Ladd, Morgan jumped on Sondra and started giving her a Muhammad Ali like punching treatment and was perhaps on course for the biggest beatdown until Clint Eastwood finally had enough of seeing his beloved Sondra getting ass kicked and decided to interfere with the action. He dragged Morgan away with one hand and prevented her from setting the overall record - Hey, I'm not done with her just yet, let me go - Morgan yelled in disgust - Shut up honey, man's got to know his limitations! Go away and look for some punks you can beat up! - so much for Clint's response. Morgan was so furious she didn't even bother to try and seduce Clint and once she finally calmed down, both Clint and Sondra disappeared from her sight already! - Man, that was such a big chance there and all wasted because of that moron!