REBECCA DE MORNAY (Age: 30; 5'5.5" / 18th 3-5) vs DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 14th 5-3)There's no better way to start a round with a classic blonde vs brunette clash especially that both Rebecca and Demi are well known for their no-nonsence vicious character. They frequently play villains in the Hollywood movies and it's the ultimate decider who's the baddest girl of the big screen. Moreover both come from tough losses to allegedly weaker women, Rebecca got pinned by Virginia Madsen while Demi lost to Lydia Cornell in a street-fight slugfest.
TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 22nd 2-6) vs SAMANTHA FOX (Age: 23; 5'1" / 16th 4-4)After beating Meg Ryan, Tanya Roberts' confidence has risen significantly, but she's puzzled looking at Samantha Fox's outfit. - What the hell is that? I suspect she indicates she's a weak bunny who'll have her ass kicked. I'll steal this guitar and break it over her dumb head! But the blonde singer has other ideas - This guitar will be shoved down this redhead bitches throat, we'll see how she handles it. I'm pretty sure she'll be begging for mercy, but I'm gonna destroy her anyway!
DARYL HANNAH (Age: 29; 5'10" / 6th 8-0) vs MARLA HEASLEY (Age: 30; 5'6" / 28th 1-7)There is much joy for Daryl Hannah as she targets pummelling another weak brunette to continue her winning run - I've demolished Mitzi Kapture in the previous round and this little slut is even weaker then her! You can bet on me getting the biggest beatdown of the entire round! However Marla believes Daryl's physical presence resembles that of Jerry Hall whom she has conquered. - I guess all her rival's before were scared of her height more then anything else. I've taken down one tall blonde before and here's another asking for trouble.
ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 32nd 0-8) vs KIM WILDE (Age: 29; 5'4" / 24th 2-6)Neither of these blondes have tasted a lot of success so far. But Rosanna Arquette smells the breakthrough win as Kim's short skirt might well limit her movement - I have no idea why she's exposing her sausage legs at all. I'll kick her brains out and finally score the win I've deserved long time ago. Meanwhile Kim is still upset after losing a street brawl to Cindy Margolis and feels extremely pleased with Rosanna standing in her way - Finally there's that dumb punchbag I was waiting for. Forget what Daryl Hannah said, I'm going for the biggest beatdown here, just wait and see!
SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 2nd 8-0) vs ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 25th 1-7)The biggest surprise for Sharon was the fact that Alison showed up for the fight in first place! - Any woman with such a bad record should consider giving me a walkover becuase I'll show them no mercy whatsoever and it's a waste of time really. Bring me this bitch Thomas and we'll settle the title very soon! However Alison believes Sharon's cocky attitude will cost her dearly - This blonde bimbo might think about Heather Thomas already, I'll catch her with a flying kick straight in the jaw and she'll go down for the first time! The biggest upset of this round is mine for the taking!
KATHLEEN TURNER (Age: 35; 5'8" / 3rd 8-0) vs KIM DELANEY (Age: 31; 5'7" / 31st 0-8)Quick to follow Sharon Stone is the woman right behind her in the standings, Kathleen Turner who demolished Jerry Hall by record 38 votes in the previous round. - Lucky me, I've got even weaker bitch to handle now - so says Kathleen with a grim smile. Meanwhile Kim Delaney has barely recovered from a rough treatment she was handed by Kim Basinger and vows to slavage some honour against Kathleen - These big blondes think they can beat all the brunettes, but I'll prove this Turner bitch wrong by scratching her eyes out!
MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 19th 3-5) vs KIM BASINGER (Age: 36; 5'7.5" / 5th 8-0)This is almost a deja vu for Kim Basinger - Is this Delaney's lost twin sister or what? Nevermind, I'll still beat the hell out of her in no time! However Mitzi Kapture has been no stranger to street brawls during her Silk Stalkings and promises to use every dirty trick in the book to end the blonde's unbeaten run in the competition.
JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 23rd 2-6) vs KATE CAPSHAW (Age: 36; 5'7" / 15th 5-3)Despite a record trashing suffered at the hands of Kathleen Turner, Jerry Hall believes she's got a good chance of beating Kate Capshaw - I've heard Sharon Stone used her badly in a post-fight sex bondage which failed to break into the public eye. But now everyone knows this Capshaw airhead is a nothing more then a cheap rag doll not worthy of any sex symbol status! Those words sparked a blind fury from Kate and she's quick to point out the model's weaknesses: - She's such a liar! I wasn't abused by Sharon Stone and I'll make her take back those words by punching her in that skinny stomach until she screams out her submission!