[Vassago]

LYNDA CARTER (Age: 28; 5'9.5" / 10th 6-2) vs JACQUELINE BISSET (Age: 35; 5'6.5" / 15th 4-4)
Battle of the two brunettes opens the ninth round. Lynda Carter was supposed to beat up as many opponents as possible but a close loss to Valerie Leon dropped her down into 10th place overall. She gets extra motivated by seeing that Jacqueline Bisset is almost her look-a-like and there's no woman in the world that would be pleased to witness a similar resemblence. However the Englishwoman has won four of her last five fights and targets more success against Lynda whom she considers overrated.


SUZY KENDALL (Age: 35; 5'4" / 23rd 2-6) vs SUSAN DENBERG (Age: 35; 5'7" / 5th 8-0)
If Lynda and Jacqueline are brunette look-a-likes, then Suzy Kendall and Susan Denberg are even more look-a-likes but with blonde hair. They also share the same name to add insult to injury. This promises to be a great contest with both woman fighting poolside in bikinis. Susan's record is vastly superior but Suzy got a couple of wins under her belt and doesn't think she'll go down in a one-sided beatdown to her Austrian foe.


MARGOT KIDDER (Age: 31; 5'6.5" /27th 1-7) vs ORNELLA MUTI (Age: 24; 5'6.5" / 7th 8-0)
Margot barely recovered from the record trashing she'd suffered at the hands of Christie Brinkley only to find out that Ornella Muti wants to demolish her twice as badly. The fiery Italian has put her war face on and targets a record beatdown of the entire round.


JOANNA LUMLEY (Age: 33; 5'8" / 21st 2-6) vs AGNETHA FALTSKOG (Age: 29; 5'7" / 26th 1-7)
Both these women think they've underperformed so far in the competition and Agnetha is upset that her bandmate Anni-Frid Lyngstad (whom she openly dislikes) has more wins then her. Joanna Lumley has dyed her hair auburn after not getting enough credit whilst being a blonde. But now she resembles Anni-Frid more then anyone and Agnetha thinks this is a personal insult and wants to beat the stuffing out of Joanna.


CHRIS NOEL (Age: 38; 5'5" / 12th 6-2) vs EDINA RONAY (Age: 35; 5'4" / 20th 3-5)
After losing to Linda Harrison, Chris Noel wants a quick revenge and thinks Edina Ronay is a perfect victim that can be brutalized easily. Edina got wrecked by Cybill Shepherd in the previous round but vows to take the fight to Chris who's record has exceed the expectations and Edina doesn't think it's more then a sheer fluke on the American's side.


CYBILL SHEPHERD (Age: 29; 5'8" / 4th 8-0) vs DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 29th 0-8)
Meanwhile Cybill is gearing up to trash another opponent. - Donna is an old whore, I have no idea what she thinks she's doing in that outfit! I'll strip her naked and beat up like a street tramp she is! Donna's record doesn't prevent her from abusing Cybill though - I'll shove those words down her throat, just wait and see. My nails are so sharp, her body will be scratched in so many bloody marks, she won't be even able to count them!


YUTTE STENSGAARD (Age: 33; 5'6" / 19th 3-5) vs SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 13th 5-3)
Another internal blonde battle with both women promising to beat the hell out of each other. Yutte has only defeated brunettes so far and she thinks it's a bout time that she claws some fellow blondes as well. But Susan has decided she's going to be as nasty and mean as she can and it's Yutte's bad luck that scheduled her fight in this round. - I'd rather destroy some stupid brunette, but ever since I kicked Morgan Fairchild around, I have nothing against demolishing a stupid blonde as well! This skinny bitch is going down quickly and if Ornella Muti wants a record beatdown, then she better be looking over here for some expert's input!


MARTA KRISTEN (Age: 34; 5'4" / 14th 5-3) vs DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 17th 3-5)
After losing most of her hair to Carol Lynley, Debbie Harry is back with a vengence. She thinks Marta Kristen is a cream puff more then anything else and the fact she's got a better fighting record defies logic. - I'll straighten that out quickly, she's a punchbag as ever I saw one! However Marta wants to avenge a loss to Cheryl Ladd and believes Debbie's foul mouth is her biggest asset and when it comes to pure fighting skills she's way below par.

[JimmyBondi]

I voted, too.

[Vassago]

Your comments are always much appreciated   As for Jacqueline Bisset, her mother was French who fled the country after WWII outbreak and settled in England, she taught her daughter French, so it's an easy assumption Jacqueline is French as well. Her father's name was actually Fraser-Bisset, she dropped the first part when she started acting   On a sidenote, she's Angelina Jolie's godmother  

[Glamour Fights]

My comments are based on who I voted for, who I wanted to win (not necessarily who I voted for), and the current voting.

Lynda Carter vs Jacqueline Bisset: Looks like Lynda is doing her Wonder Woman impression and is beating the stuffing out of Jacqueline Bisset. This should continue with Lynda trying for the biggest beat down. Jacqueline does manage to untie Lynda's top but that only means Lynda can use her breasts to cover Jacqueline's face.

Suzy Kendall vs Susan Denberg: A close fight to this point and it will continue. Suzy will even get Susan flat face down on the diving board and apply a cobra clutch on her as the fight gets very close. Susan will dump them over the side and a long fight ensues in the water. Susan's height allows her to get them in water where her mouth is about the surface and Suzy's is under, giving Susan a hard earned win.

Margot Kidder vs Ornella Muti: Ornella has wasted no time in putting the hurt on Margot Kidder. The problem for the fiery Italian is keeping Margot unconscious long enough to wrack up the biggest score. A goal she has long sought.

Joanna Lumley vs Agnetha Faltskog: Agnetha is currently on top of Joanna, pulling her hair out. But she disappointed as Anni-Frid is currently pounding Sonia Braga to bits. I predict Joanna will make a come back Avenger style and force Agnetha to submit.

Chris Noel vs Edina Ronay: Edina has a weak full nelson on Chris at the moment. But the slightly taller Chris will break than hold. The two will then face each other and get into an even fight that will go down to the wire. Chris will will finish Edina off with a strong headlock as Edina tries to scissor her into submission at the same time. A very close fight until the end.

Cybill Shepherd vs Donna Mills: Cybill is more than a little miffed that Christie Brinkley has a bigger beat down than she has. She has vowed to that that title back. She is even angrier that she is in fourth place behind petite Cheryl Ladd. She has jumped on Donna Mills on the bed and pinned her there where she is working her over. Donna is her helpless victim and will remain so. Wouldn't surprise me if Cybill rolls up an unconscious Donna in the sheet and dumps her in a dumpster.

Yutte Stensgaard vs Susan Anton: I picked Yutte to beat the lanky Susan but as of right now Susan is getting the better of Yutte but not overwhelmingly. Come on Yutte, show that spunk and confidence evident in your pose. Go after Susan's skinny, weak legs and twist them into pretzels.

Marta Kristen vs Debbie Harry: Marta has Debbie in serious trouble with a combination hairpull / chickenwing. But Debbie is reaching back for Marta's long, straight blonde hair. I predict Debbie is not through and will make this fight closer. But Marta is just better than her and will prevail.

[byline]

My picks and comments this go round including some underdogs.

Lynda Carter beaten by Jacqueline Bisset
Jacqueline moves into a winning record by out fighting Lynda.

Suzy Kendall beaten by Susan Denberg
Unheralded Susan makes it so little Suzy has to be woken up.

Margo Kidder beats Ornella Muti
Margo is not phased by Ornella’s record. She surprises Ornella by taking the fight to her and getting the better of Ornella.

Joanna Lumley beaten by Agnetha Faltskog
Agnetha finally decides to put her muscles to good use and overpowers Joanna.

Chris Noel beats Edina Ronay
Chris Noel wraps her lovely legs around Edina’s lovely neck. Edina’s neck is no match for Chris’ legs.

Cybill Shepherd beats Donna Mills
Donna is buried under Cybill and isn’t seen again until Cybill gets off her in a easy win.

Yutte Stensgaard beaten by Susan Anton
Another tall beauty to has learned to punch out her shorter fore before her foe can get to her. Susan can throw a mean punch.

Marta Kristen beaten by Debbie Harry
Debbie does turn Marla into a cram puff with a horrendous attack that staggers Marta from which Marla never recovers.

[Vassago]

The ninth round is over and here are post-fight reviews. As usual I'm very thankful for all the votes and experts' comments! 

Cybill Shepherd outgunned the opposition for the biggest beatdown of the entire round that also secured her biggest winning margin of the entire tournament so far!

Lynda Carter (49) vs Jacqueline Bisset (28)
Despite her bold comments, Jacqueline suffered a painful loss to the much stronger Lynda Carter who made sure she won't go down to an allegedly weaker woman. Several hard punches from Lynda resulted in Jacqueline giving up the fight but the Wonder Woman didn't stop the onslaught until her English rival crumbled on the floor in agony of defeat.

Suzy Kendall (34) vs Susan Denberg (41)
A much closer fight then perhaps anticipated allthough realisticman was on course for an upset here. Suzy Kendall jumped on her Austrian namesake without any fear but after back and forth slapping and scratching catfight it was Susan Denberg who pushed the English girl into the pool and smothered her underwater until Suzy had enough and choked out her submission.

Margot Kidder (20) vs Ornella Muti (58)
This turned out to be a one-sided slugfest with Ornella Muti in full control from start to finish. The fight didn't last more then three minutes before Margot Kidder got knocked out unconscious by the fiery Italian. Glamour Fights and realisticman picked this for the record beatdown however it only became the fourth biggest one coming up short to Cybill Shepherd, Christie Brinkley and Catherine Bach.

Joanna Lumley (35) vs Agnetha Faltskog (43)
One of the closest fights of this round and the fact Joanna had changed her hair colour prior to the fight effectively gave Agnetha an extra malicious boost. Joanna delivered several hard punches to the blonde's face but her rage at bandmate Anni-Frid eventually prevailed and once she started ripping Joanna's hair out, there was only one winner in the making. Joanna was forced to whimper her submission in order to save some hair before the next round and she was lucky Agnetha showed some sympathy and spared the aching Avenger a bitter humiliation.

Chris Noel (35) vs Edina Ronay (37)
The cloeses fight of the entire round witnessed the higher-ranked Chris Noel succumb to Edina Ronay in a really vicious hairpulling battle. Chris claimed she's a much better hairpuller then Edina and the hair lenght of both women seemed to handicap Edina who couldn't get a solid grab on Chris' shorter hair. But as it turned out Edina matched her rival's skills to the limit and had an easier task with less hair to rip out then Chris. Sure enough, blonde chunks scathered the floor, but Chris was losing them quicker then Edina before falling down on her knees when she realized, she's lost more hair then Edina and is on the verge of being ripped bald. She couldn't take that sort of punishment and yelled out her defeat.

Cybill Shepherd (60) vs Donna Mills (16)
A new record for the winning margin was set in this fight as Cybill Shepherd completely destroyed Donna Mills in a one-sided beatdown. Donna barely had a swing at Cybill before she got thumped in the jaw by her right hook and the pounding continued until Donna had all the guts punched out of her. There was no shortage of malice from Cybill who stripped the battered Donna naked before throwing her out on a street and bid farewell with more vicious kicks that left Donna unconscious and crushed into a bloody mess.

Yutte Stensgaard (33) vs Susan Anton (40)
Byline had the best impression on Susan by saying she can throw a mean punch and despite a good performance, Yutte Stensgaard has taken one too many of those punches and was narrowly beaten in a competitive fight. Susan is keen to settle her fights in a standing position and she made sure Yutte felt her punches to the face and groin and eventually the attacking tactics paid off despite Yutte's brave resistance and counter-punching. A couple of knockdowns took the wind out of the Danish blonde's lungs and she eventually conceded to fight to the American.

Marta Kristen (44) vs Debbie Harry (28)
Looks like Debbie's foul mouth is only causing her more trouble and more hair being pulled by her opponents. Marta Kristen was another women content with ripping Debbie's blonde chunks and even as mean and nasty woman like Debbie couldn't stand the pain especially given Carol Lynley's similar rough treatment she'd experienced n the previous round. Marta was not bothered in this fight ever since she grabbed Debbie's scalp and yanked her all over the place before the blonde singer finally had enough and crumbled onto her knees signalling this fight was over. Marta could have finished Debbie more convincingly, but she was still happy with the nature of her win and spared her rival a bigget humiliation.