[Vassago]

AGNETHA FALTSKOG (Age: 29; 5'7" / 24th 2-7) vs CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 2nd 9-0)
Coming off a good win over Joanna Lumley, Agnetha Faltskog is full of confidence - I know everyone's is going crazy about this American slut here, but I will surprise her with some Swedish aggression. Guess she never left the States and has no idea of ho vicious us Europeans can be! But Catherine is obviously eyeing the big picture and hardly cares about the blonde singer - Was was that language she was speaking here? I don't really give a damn about it, I'll knock her out senseless and she won't be able to say a word after that!


LESLEY-ANNE DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 32nd 0-9) vs LYNDA CARTER (Age: 28; 5'9.5" / 10th 7-2)
The only reason Lynda Carter decided to pick the Wonder Woman costume is she wants to get the biggest beatdown of the entire round - That's right. I've got the best chance of doing so, as Lesley is obviously the weakest woman here given her record. I can't take anything for granted, but my Wonder Woman skills will be more then enough to get the biggest win! However Lesley-Anne Down targets a real upset in coming her way in this round - I know that Lynda is everything but a wonder woman, she's probably scared of me that's why she chose this funny outfit. I've got a bad news for her, she's going down today!


YUTTE STENSGAARD (Age: 33; 5'6" / 20th 3-6) vs BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 7th 9-0)
Everyone knows that Bo Derek is a beach girl who likes to settle her fights on her own turf. - That's bullshit - Yutte Stensgaard has stepped in to take charge - Seaside is also my turf and this small bimbo will be surprised of how vicious I'll be when I tear her apart! But Bo is looking confident as usual - Well, well, well, another tall and old blonde skank claims she's the real beach girl. Tell you what, she's going to drown in that sea and the bad news is, I've seduced all the lifegaurds already, so she's in for one big trouble here!


BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 29th 0-9) vs DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 19th 3-6)
Despite all her best efforts Barbi Benton got squashed by Catherine Bach in the previous round but believes this will be her breakthrough fight - Debbie only has some wins because she intimidated a couple of bimbos with her foul mouth. Once people realized she talks the talks, but doesn't walk the walk, she got wrecked all over the place. I'm younger and much prettier then her anyway and I'm talking her scalp with me today! However Debbie makes sure her foul mouth isn't the only thing she's got to offer - Fuck those blonde bimbos who couldn't do anything but pull my hair! I'm surprised this Playboy skank could put up three words together, they're all dumb airheads and I mean dumb as dumb people can be. My first punch will straighten her up and this time it will be me doing all the hairpulling! Fuck yes!


SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 11th 6-3) vs DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 31st 0-9)
The biggest size mismatch of this round sees Susan Anton taking on Donna Mills who is still recovering from the record trashing she suffered at the hands of Cybill Shepherd. - That doesn't count anymore! - Donna signals her return to full fitness - Susan is tall, but has shown a lot of weaknesses already, I'm pretty small and I'm taking this as my advantage. I'll go after her legs straight away and trip her over. She can't fight on the ground and I'll beat her up like a rag doll! However Susan can only offer a sympathy smile - I see she's got a plan here, good for her. But it makes no difference as I'll still kick the shit ouf of her for the biggest beatdown of the entire round. I've heard Lynda Carter is going for this as well, but that ain't going to happen! The big prize will be mine!


ORNELLA MUTI (Age: 24; 5'6.5" / 5th 9-0) vs MARTA KRISTEN (Age: 34; 5'4" / 14th 6-3)
If there is one thing Ornella Muti is always keen on doing, that's destroying allegedly weak blondes. And the fiery Italian thinks Marta Kristen is the perfect example of such. - Yeah, I know she's got some wins here and hell, I couldn't tear apart Debbie Harry better, but I'm sorry to say, she's going to be wrecked in this round. I'm much younger and in a better shape, so it's almost a no-brainer picking me for the win! On the other hand Marta has differing opinion - Well, someone really needs to shut her up! I've crushed one foul-mouthed bitch already and this Muti slut will be given a similar treatment. Aggressive brunettes still come second best to aggressive blonds!


ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD (Age: 34; 5'7" / 17th 3-6) vs MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 9th 7-2)
After producing of the biggest upsets of the previous round, Anni-Frid Lyngstad is on course for another one - I support some experts who claim Morgan Fairchild is overrated. She's one overrated bitch alright! I'm sooo going to kick her skinny butt it will give me some deserved praise and none of my future wins will be considered an upset anymore! But Morgan has incurred an instant wrath on the redhead singer after hearing those comments - What the fuck was that! She wants to kick my butt? Bitch, please don't make me laugh! I'm gonna fucking destroy this slut and it won't take me more then three minutes! Everyone's got their stop watches ready?


CYBILL SHEPHERD (Age: 29; 5'8" / 3rd 9-0) vs JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 30th 0-9)
To round things off there is Cybill Shepherd looking to claw her nails in Julie Ege's flesh - This is too easy for me! Julie nearly pulled an upset or two, but I feel like I'm facing a training dummy here! Another big win for me coming up! But Julie herself sees things differently - Well, I'm glad she noticed a couple of good fights I've had. Indeed I'm the most underrated woman around here and if Pamela Tiffin could have won against Linda Harrison, I can most certainly beat Cybill up. I've got much sharper nails then she does and she won't handle me clawing her face apart!

[JimmyBondi]

I voted.

JimmyBondi

[Glamour Fights]

I will return the favor to Vasago and give my views on these fights. I had better do it before I go off and interview the Sex Symbols from the 1950s. Some of those sexy women aren't too happy with me and I might not escape with my scalp in tact.

Agnetha Faltskog vs Catherine Bach: Catherine's prediction that she will knock Agnetha senseless is spot on. Any fight with Catherine against a weaker opponent threatens to be a worst bead down candidate. She dazes Agnetha with a right cross than tend shoves her through the open window of the General Lee. She climbs in after her where she has Agnetha pined. Catherine continues to work her over going for the biggest win.

Lynda Carter vs Lesley-Anne down: Wonder Woman still can't figure out how she lost two fights. No way she is going to let a 0-9 pushover beat her. Wouldn't surprise me at all if she drops that automobile on top of Lesley-Anne. But I see her wrapping her arms around the blonde and crushing her super woman tits into Lesley-Anne's breasts.

Yutte Stensgaard vs Bo Derek: Bo is undefeated but sooner or later than will end. IT will be sooner as Yutte will take her down. Bo is a beach girl, emphasis on "beach". Yutte is more at home in the water as can be seen from the pictures. Once they battle and get into the water it is all over for Yutte who will drag Bo out until her toes can't reach the bottom. The taller Yutte will still be standing and easily dunk Bo until she has to submit.

Barbi Benton vs Debbie Harry; Debbie almost makes a mistake thinking that Barbi is a bimbo Playboy centerfold and a Barbie doll. Debbie runs into trouble when her foul mouth is pitted against a physically stronger woman. Such is not the case her as Debbie is the stronger one. She trash talks Barbi all the while she is pummeling her. It is a tough fight but Barbi can't handle both the verbal and physical abuse at the same time.

Susan Anton vs Donna Mills: What Donna says is true. Susan can fall victim to much smaller women who tackle her and take her  down. But you have to have enough strength to do that once you wrap your arms around her legs. Otherwise she will just lean forward and place her knees on your back. Susan ends up straddling Donna's back when Donna tries to take her legs out. She stays facing Donna's feet and pulls them up. She then ties them into knots and uses one leg to put pressure on the other as Donna screams her submission.

Ornella Muti is vs Marta Kristen: I consider this an upset and could easily be dead wrong here. I think Ornella is cocky and is ripe for the picking. Marta is no pushover and Ornella seems to think she is. Marta won't back down or be intimidated by Ornella as some have done. Her quickness will befuddle Ornella who will be snatch air a lot only to have some counter punches find their way home and weaken her.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad vs Morgan Fairchild: Anni-Frid has riled up Morgan. I said earlier that an angry fighter is not a good fighter with a few exceptions. Morgan is one of those exceptions. The angrier she gets the better she gets. The bigger Anni-Frid will end up in an embarrassing position. Morgan will cut the top off the pumpkin. Then she will stuff Anni-Frid head first into it with her bare ass sticking out. It will be Morgan kicking Anni-Frid's big ass, literally.

Cybill Shepherd vs Julie Ege: One more candidate for producing the biggest beat down. Cybill will be going for a new record, of that I am sure. The only thing that could stop her is if she is too overconfident. That could even produce a loss right after hell freezes over. Julie is so over matched than even an overconfident, careless Cybill will have little trouble with her. In order to go after Julie with the intend on destroying her Cybill images Julie to be Bruce Willis. There is no one she hates more, not even a brunette who thinks she is better than Cybill.

[byline]

At least these polls were only languishing on page 2!

Agnetha Faltskog beaten by Catherine Bach
Agnetha Faltskog has the size and strength to give Catherine Bach a good battle. Normally I might call this fight a toss up even with Catherine’s hillbilly fighting abilities. Not so this time as Catherine is in second place and wants to take over the lead. She figures giving Agnetha the worst beatdown will do it Christie has a tough fight with Jacqueline. Catherine will give Agnetha a good beating but she will fall short of her goal. Agnetha is a closer match to Catherine than Jacqueline is to Christie and Christie will increase her lead over Agnetha.

Lesley-Anne Down beaten by Lynda Carter
Now Lynda Carter does have a legitimate claim of giving Lesley-Anne Down the worst beatdown. Lesley-Anne is a virgin as far as winning fights. Lynda has muscles where Leslie-Anne doesn’t even have muscles. No contest as Lynda beats Lesley-Anne Down (pun intended.)

Yutte Stensgaard beats Bo Derek
It is time for Bo Derek to learn there are bigger, tougher women on the beach. Every punch, belly blow, breast smack, and knee to the cxnt by Bo will be met by a harder one from Yutte . When Bo switches to hairpulling she quickly has more hair pulled out by Yutte. Yutte won’t be satisfied until she has Bo spitting out sand.

Barbi Benton beats Debbie Harry
Eventually a woman gets tired being everyone’s punching bag. She either becomes more aggressive or gives up completely. I don’t see the proud Barbi giving up. A nasty fighter like Debbie will bring out the aggressiveness in Barbi if there is any. I think there is and Debbie will be startled by the aggressiveness with which Barbi fights back. She will be taken off her game plan enough that Barbi will rip out more of her blonde hair than Debbie will of Barbi’s longer brownish red hair. Either that or Debbie will give Barbi a horrible thrashing if Barbi loses the will to fight. I am going with Barbi.

Susan Anton beats Donna Mills
It has taken several fights but Susan has learned how to put her height to advantage. Donna is also even lighter and weaker than Cheryl Ladd. Susan sets Doona up with some hard punches where Donna can’t even reach her. Then a round house kick to the head sends Donna tumbling sideways. Once she stops she lays completely motionless and out cold.

Ornella Muti beats Marta Kristen
Martha Kristen has big ideas of giving Ornella Muti her first defeat. Too bad she has neither the size nor the wherewithal to best Ornella. Ornella will brush Marta aside like a pesky fly. Ornella will punch Marta so hard and so much she will wander around in a daze and really be lost in space.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad beats Morgan Fairchild
Morgan Fairchild cam be very mean and nasty. Against weaker foes she will show no mercy and rip them apart as badly as she can. Anni-Frid is a woman of a different color. The skinny, underweight Morgan offers little resistance once Anni-Frid gets on top of her. She will torture Morgan’s spindly legs and arms and stuff her witch’s hat down her throat.

Cybill Shepherd beats Julie Ege
Cybill Shepherd gave Doona Mills a record beating in her last fight. She has a good shot at giving Julie Ege an even worse beating and don’t think she won’t be trying. She could move into first place and should definitely move ahead of Catherine Bach as both Catherine and Christie have tougher opponents. Julie had better not go after the model Cybill’s face as this will make Cybill even angrier. The only way Julie can keep Cybill from moving up in the rankings is if she runs and hits among the corn stalks. Too bad it isn’t wheat or Cybill would make hay with her. If nothing else Cybil will pin her ears back.

[Vassago]

Over in this set byline gets his expert insight standing out above as he picked Barbi Benton finally getting her first win after nine straight defeats!

Thx for all the votes and comments 

Agnetha Faltskog (41) vs Catherine Bach (49)
All the experts had little faith in Agnetha doing any harm to the resounding favourite Catherine, but the Swedish blonde somewhat unexpectedly forced the American brunette into a real competitive struggle that only ended when Agnetha run out of steam and allowed Catherine to pinfall her into defeat. Glamour Fights and byline thought this was a perfect candidate for the biggest beatdown of the entire round, but instead Catherine only equalled her lowest winning margin of the competition which was eight votes against both Debbie Harry and Anni-Frid Lyngstad. If she wants to put any pressure on the likes of Christie Brinkley or Cybill Shepherd, she must show more evil treatment towards her rivals, or else neither of the other front runners won't be much affraid of her!

Lesley-Anne Down (26) vs Lynda Carter (64)
This was far from a close combat as Lynda easily pummelled the bottom ranked Lesley-Anne into a quick submission in a one-sided punchfest. Lynda adapted the Wonder Woman mindset in order to get the biggest win of the entire round and for a while it seemed like she's going to succeed with that, but eventually Cybill Shepherd stepped in and stole the honours later on.

Yutte Stensgaard (36) vs Bo Derek (49)
A very brave effore from the Danish blonde who lured Bo into a good old beach catfight but in the end it was Bo who confirmed her Queen of the Beach status despite only barbosa thinking likewise. Most of the pundits expected Yutte's physical advantage to come to the fore but Bo's speed and agility prevented her from getting serriously beaten and once she went down for Yutte's legs and flipped her over, it was a start of Bo's winning stride. She pummelled the surprised and equally eposed Yutte to soften her up and once she clawed her face into bloody scarfs, the Danish blonde had no spirit to fight anymore and fell down in defeat.

Barbi Benton (43) vs Debbie Harry (42)
The third edition of a wild hairpulling and the secone one which also had been decided by a single vote. And while that vote earlier resulted in Susan Denberg losing her first fight, this time it allowed Barbi Banton to score her maiden victory. Carol Lynley showed the way how to handle Debbie's foul mouth before and that is to pull her hair out which seems Debbie is very vulnerable at. Marta Kristen followed that path in Round 9 but this was Debbie's most humiliating experience given the fact it was an alleged weak brunette doing the trick. Barbi really pounced on her big chance and didn't hold back in luring Debbie in a hairpulling brawl which almost ended in draw with both dark and blonde hair scattering the floor, but in the end Debbie's neck suffered too much pain and the blonde singer yelled out her defeat just as Barbi was thinking to do likewise as her neck has also taken almight punishment. If this fight lasted 10 secs. longer perhaps Barbi would still be winless...

Susan Anton (50) vs Donna Mills (33)
The experts showed little hesitation in this fight and indeed Susan Anton had very little trouble with pounding Donna Mills into a quick submission. At the beginning Donna tried to claw Susan down on the floor but just didn't have the strenght required to succeed and once Susan began punching her in the face and stomach, she was destined to lose. The only thing preventing Donna from the biggest beatdown was the fear of dropping behind Lesley-Anne Down in the overall standings which she eventually avoided.

Ornella Muti (43) vs Marta Kristen (48)
Second fight in this round where the unbeaten woman loses her perfect scorecard to a very tricky opponent. Once again it was Glamour Fights as the sole expert having similar thoughts (OK, tell us who's going to win the whole thing, will you? ). Looks like Ornella was judging Marta as another blonde bimbo who can't fight, but found out how delusional she was once Marta clawed her nails into her face and began goughing the Italian's eyes out from the start! Ornella tried to come back by punching like mad, but most of her blows missed the target and once Marta kicked her on the ground, it was her fight to lose. Ornella managed to prevent Marta from further clawing her face apart, but couldn't shrug her off anymore and Marta facesitted the Italian into a surprising submission.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad (41) vs Morgan Fairchild (48)
This turned out into a speedy wrestling contest with Morgan using her speed and agility to eventually force the bigger Anni-Frid into submission. The redhead Norwegian had the upper-hand early on by softening the blonde up with a series of punches, but Morgan developed her own strategy and once she dragged her opponent into the ground, it was her who took advantage and pinned the less-skiled Anni-Frid on her back. Despite all her best efforts, the singer was unable to put away the lively blonde and a couple of punches in the groin deprived her of any willpower and the victory was Morgan's for the taking.

Cybill Shepherd (66) vs Julie Ege (24)
The last fight as well as producing the biggest beatdown of the entire round was almost as realisticman called it - a punching practice for Cybill who has now emerged as the biggest threat to Christie Brinkley's overall lead and moved ahead of Catherine Bach into second place. Julie's hopes of making a stir evaporated after few seconds when Cybill send her down on the floor with the first punch and the onslaught continued until the petite Norwegian crumbled unconscious after further three minutes of one-sided pounding. Cybill hardly broke sweat in the proccess and looks confident of setting further records before the tournament is over!