look like sisters. " We couldn't afford a birthday present for you, but Sissy and I know how excited you get when we talk about our past catfights growing up as sisters. We figured you'd enjoy a nice weekend with your future wife and sister-in-law and for you to see a catfight, just for you." The sister added " and, since your not in the family yet, we set it up so that the winner gets you and the other has to watch."