[Vassago]

SUZY KENDALL (Age: 35; 5'4" / 20th 3-7) vs SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 11th 7-3)
Coming off a victory against Joanna Lumley, Suzy Kendall is looking forward to beat up another blonde, Susan Anton - I'm not that sure she's found her way around here! She claims to know how to handle smaller and faster opponents like me, but she's going to suffer yet another painful loss! I'll literally maul the breath ouf of her oversized boobs and she'll go down after that! But Susan doesn't think Suzy has what it takes to challenge her - This will be a short fight, few my punches will send her on the floor where I can kicks her into submission! Winning is easy and Suzy should be worried already!


LYNDA CARTER (Age: 28; 5'9.5" / 10th 8-2) vs DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 21st 3-7)
Dropping her Wonder Woman image for this fight, Lynda Carter is still convinced she can wreck Debbie Harry without too much trouble - Debbie is becoming a sore loser step by step. Losing against Barbi Benton? She should call for some replacement after that and I've lost all the respect for her! Do I need to tell you I'll kick her weak ass all over the place or is it beyond anyone's imagination? However Debbie is still livid after losing a hairpulling battle to Barbi and wants some revenge on other brunettes - Perfect timing for this Carter bitch to feel my claws ripping her ugly face into pieces! This dumb whore won't even know what's going on once I scratch her yes out!


VALERIE LEON (Age: 36; 5'11" / 19th 3-7) vs SUSAN DENBERG (Age: 35; 5'7" / 7th 9-1)
Another blonde vs brunette fight but this time the latter seems to be the favourite. However Valerie Leon sees it otherwise - Now that Susan has lost her first fight, she's also lost her winning mood. It's the best time for me to face her and tell ya what, I'm having an akward desire of ripping some blonde hair! I bet Susan doesn't even realize what's she's going to experience with me! But Susan has already forgotten about her loss to Chris Noel and also thinks a woman like Valerie is perfect opponent to get back onto winning ways - I find personal pleasure from beating a tall brunette like her, I won't hold back and I guess there's nothing in the world that could stop me from destroiyng her alltogether!


ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD (Age: 34; 5'7" / 18th 3-7) vs BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 5th 10-0)
For the second consecutive time Anni-Frid faces a smaller blonde opponent. She couldn't handle Morgan Fairchild but thinks that experience will help her beating Bo Derek instead - She's way overrated! I guess she hasn't been punched hard enough so far! No worries, I'll fill that void as my fists are burning red and wanting some punch bag practice! However Bo is almost embarrassed upon hearing what the redhead singer had to say - The only punch bag around here will be that dumb slut as I'll give her such a rough time, she'll forget what's her name! No way I'm losing me perfect record against this skank!


CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 3rd 10-0) vs EDINA RONAY (Age: 35; 5'4" / 15th 5-5)
Another woman confident of keeping her perfect record alive is Catherine Bach who wants to score a big trashing this round after losing second place overall to Cybill Shepherd - I see that Edina has got quite a good record there, but let's be serious, she's going to get wrecked by me today. I almost feel sorry for her... oh wait, I actually don't and I'm going for the biggest victory in this round to finally send some message to Cybill! But Edina believes she can cause an upset by taking the much taller brunette by surprise - She thinks she's won the fight already! Bad call bitch! I'm going to rip her bikini off in no time and spank her fat ass red! Me getting wrecked? Who's gonna believe in this crap talk anyway?


CYBILL SHEPHERD (Age: 29; 5'8" / 2nd 10-0) vs MARGOT KIDDER (Age: 31; 5'6.5" / 29th 1-9)
The best news for Cybill Shepherd was the name of her next opponent - That's a very pleasant surprise to see Margot going after me in this round! I'll give Catherine Bach even a bigger surprise when I surpass her winning margin in this round! There's not a single chance Margot will be able to withstand my barrage of punches and the biggest beatdown is mine once again! However Margot doesn't look that worried and thinks Cybill has been celebrating far too early - Those blonde whores just can't shut up, do they? She's going to suffer from my punches and the only result of this fight is me winning!


ORNELLA MUTI (Age: 24; 5'6.5" / 8th 9-1) vs CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 4th 10-0)
Probably the most exciting duell of the entire round which promises to be one of the closest ones as well. After going down to Marta Kristen, Ornella Muti is literally riding her madness demons and thinks another blonde, this being Chery Ladd, will be a perfct victim of a brutal revenge - Thank God for those stupid blondes jumping all over the place and asking to have their skinny ass kicked. Fuck the one I lost to, I'm gonna literally kick the shit out of this whore and there's nothing stopping me from doing that! Well, the only thing stopping Ornella might be Cheryl's equally aggressive approach she plans to adapt for this fight - I know she's mad as hell after losing to Marta, but I really need to point out that I beat Marta earlier in this tournament already! So there's no way Ornella is as dangerous as she thinks and after I knock her on that lazy Italian ass, some people will finally stop calling me overrated!


CHRIS NOEL (Age: 38; 5'5" / 13th 7-3) vs JOANNA LUMLEY (Age: 33; 5'8" / 23rd 2-8)
No wonder Chris Noel is smiling after she ended Susan Denberg's winning run in the previous round. Now she faces a potentially weaker opponent as Joanna Lumley still hasn't found any of the Avengers tricks and struggles to make an impact in this competition - It was inevitable that I'll be facing a much weaker girl in this round. Susan was a real test for me and I whooped her ass alright! Joanna stands no chance, she's skinny and extremely weak. Nobody can seriously doubt in me smashing her up! However Joanna plans to take Chris by surprise and believes the fellow blonde has been celebrating her win over Susan Denberg a bit too long - She's acting like she's won the whole thing already! Well, I will knock some sense into her dumb head, that's what I'm gonna do! And please don't call this an upset, but rather me finally showing my true potential!

[Glamour Fights]

Suzy Kendall vs Susan Anton: I don't think that Suzy will be able to get inside on Susan and take her down as realisticman suggests. It has taking some time but Susan has learned how to use her longer reach to advantage. It takes someone a lot quicker and stronger than Suzy to tackle Susan and get her on the ground where she might have some success over the lanky Susan. Susan repeatedly slugs Suzy until she sinks to her knees. Then a big straight legged kick with the lever of a long leg sends Suzy tumbling over backward. Suzy is knocked out before she finishes tumbling.

Lynda Carter vs Debbie Harry: If I said Debbie was going to win this fight than you could legitimately accuse me of favoring blondes, with or without leathers. Debbie is way over her head in going against Lynda. Lynda doesn't even have to give her Wonder Woman to beat the stuffing out of Debbie. I do like that Lynda lifts Debbie by her ankles and then spins around to change into her Wonder Woman outfit. Debbie is spun around parallel to the ground. When Lynda lets goes Debbie flies and lands who knows where?

Valerie Leon vs Susan Denberg: Unlike the Kendall/Anton fight Susan has the quickness and the power to get inside Valerie and take her down. That could be a mistake as Valerie seems quite a bit more substantive than Susan Anton in the body and legs. She could trap Susan and squish her into submission. Susan avoids this by a double leg lift that puts Valerie on hr back. Then Susan bends her toes over Valerie's head like a matchbook. Susan sets her lovely things on Valerie's equally sexy thighs and pins her for the win.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad vs Bo Derek: Bo Derek is one of the few pint sized women who matches Morgan Fairchild in pound for pound fighting and nastiness. She has a "anything you can do I can do better" rivalry with Morgan. Bo will win this unless Anni-Frid nails her with some good shots to the jaw early on. I think Bo is too quick and will dodge those. Look for a foot to the pussy while Anni-Frid is trying to punch Bo. Once she has her down Bo will enjoy herself by rubbing her pussy all over Anni-Frid's face in a facesit.

Catherine Bach vs Edina Ronay: Catherine Back is fighting next to Cybill Shepherd in two blonde vs brunette fights. They are in a contest for 2nd or even 1st place. Both have weak opponents and both will be going for the biggest win. Catherine pulls Edina down by the hair into a headlock. She drags her behind the barn where she gives her a good old fashioned down home thrashing, racking up point after point. When done Catherine strips Edina and nails her bikini to the shed for a trophy. Catherine is quickly covering the wall with bikini trophies.

Cybill Shepherd vs Margot Kidder: Cybill and Margot have come out in business attire. Well Cybill is in a business suit and Margot looks more like a school teacher. Cybill says her outfit is to show she will be all business as she tears Margot limb from limb. She will teach the teacher a lesson she won't forget. She will make Margot eat her notepad. Then she will strip her and bend her over the stool to spank her bare ass until she has more points than Catherine does. Margot thinks Cybill has an over inflated ego that she will burst. But I doubt if Margot can do little to prevent Cybill from carrying out her plans.

Ornella Muti vs Cheryl Ladd": This was the hardest fight for me to pick and I think it will be the hardest fought battle of the round. I do like realisticman's hypothesis that a fighter of Ornella's ability and fury does not want to lose two fights in a row and certainly not to a little blonde pixie. Then I consider that having lost, Ornella might have lost just a bit of confidence. If Cheryl comes out as aggressively or more aggressively than the Italian she can re-enforce this doubt enough to win a highly contested fight. That is a big IF for if she doesn't Ornella will tear her blonde hair out and tear her apart. I give my vote of confidence to Cheryl but not very confidently.

Chris Noel vs Joanna Lumley: I may be responsible to alerting Vassago about Chris Noel and getting her into this tournament. She has done well, much better than Joanna. But I think Joanna will take it. Joanna was my second favorite Avenger, behind Honor Blackman.Whether they get into a hairpulling catfight or a slug fest I think Joanna is the better fighter. I think she will handle anything Chris throws at her and come back with more. Joanna will win it but it will be a close fight, rivaling the Ornella/Cheryl fight in closeness but not intensity.

[byline]

For me these fights are fantasy and fun. I give my opinions on how I think they would turn or in some cases how I would like to see them turn out. I make no pretenses about my opinions being factually accurate nor reflecting the voting and how the polls will turn out.

Suzy Kendall beats Susan Anton
I can’t help it but I just love seeing Suzy drag the tall Susan around by her long, curly blonde hair. Suzy gets Susan down with a head butt to her stomach. Then she latches onto her hair and drags her around.

Lynda Carter beats Debbie Harry
Lynda Carter has little trouble in trapping Debbie Harry in a bear hug than then squeezing her into submission. She makes Debbie look directly into her eyes as she tightens the coils like a anaconda.

Valerie Leon beats Susan Denberg
The tall and sturdier brunette Valerie dominates the sexy blonde Susan Denberg putting her in one sexy punishing hold after another. When Susan complains or asks to be let go Valerie smacks her across the face to shut her up.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad beaten by Bo Derek
Bo Derek does the smacking in this fight.. I love how the perky little Bo can get the better of bigger foes through her toughness and aggression. She challenges Anni-Frid to a smack down which Anni-Frid quickly accepts. Anni-Frid is certain she can smack the hell out of the cocky little blonde. They trade slaps. Anni-Frid hits as hard as she can but if Bo is badly stung by the blows she doesn’t show it. Anni-Frid discovers too late that the little shit knows how to get all her weight and momentum behind her slaps. Slowly but surely Anni-Frid is driven to her knees by Bo.

Catherine Bach beats Edina Ronay
Glamour Fights, someday you and I will have to sneak behind that barn to see exactly what Catherine Bach does to her hapless victims. Whatever it is I am sure Edina will be totally and completely beaten up and humiliated.

Cybil Shepherd beats Margot Kidder
Cybil rips that split seam all the way up and removes Margot’s dress before Margot can even get off the stool Margot rips oven Cybill’s cleavage to gain some revenge. That is the last revenge Margot gets. Cybill gets angry and delivers blow after blow with both hands until Margot is beaten to a pulp.

Ornella Muti beats Cheryl Ladd
I agree with realisticman that the littlest Angel was also the sexiest. And she certainly made the sexiest victim. In a few episodes she was dominated and tortured by big, tough women. I don’t know a lot about Ornella. She is “big” compared to Cheryl and she looks tough. She also looks like she has a real mean streak in her. I can see Ornella taking great delight in shaking the over matched Cheryl by the hair. Then holding her by the hair with one hand and slapping her back and forth across the face. When she has tears in Cheryl’s eyes and has Cheryl begging for mercy she twists and tortures Cheryl’s arms to show her complete dominance of Cheryl. All the while Cheryl is looking helpless and pleading for mercy.

Chris Noel beats Joanna Lumley
Joanna Lumley is able to flip Chris Noel down ala Avenger’s hip toss style. But once on the ground it is Chris’ advantage. She is more compact and able to move her smaller body better. A headscissors shows Joanna why Chris is 7-3 and Joanna is 2-8. The better wrestler with the better body control wins this catfight.

[Vassago]

Once again thank you very much for all the comments and thoughts in this round!

Suzy Kendall (34) vs Susan Anton (36)
A very competitive wrestling contest took place between these two blondes with the pundits sharing their opinions even. Both women have come a long way since some early losses but in this one Susan Anton just managed to emerge victorious as her core strenght proved superior over Suzy's willpower and enabled the taller blonde to pin her opponent on the ground and ride out her success as Suzy had nothing more left in the lungs to give.

Lynda Carter (51) vs Debbie Harry (20)
A much straight-forward fight came up next as Lynda wasted little time in punching the shit out of Debbie Harry in a  brutal and one-sided fashion. Lynda's win was never in doubt and if she decided to use some of her Wonder Woman skills, the biggest beatdown might have well been hers, but looks like she was still satisfied with her furious display that left Debbie completely demolished.

Valerie Leon (30) vs Susan Denberg (41)
Only byline belived in Valerie giving Susan her second straight loss, but as realisticman called it, good fighters rarely lose twice in a row and Susan made sure her hunger for success is still as big as it was when she'd been undefeated as she placed the brunette's head between her thighs and squeezed Valerie into submission rather then having to see her neck getting broken. Too much pain was pressed on Valerie's neck and the otherwide proud brunette simply had to give up.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad (26) vs Bo Derek (46)
The very fast and agile Bo Derek wore another opponent down as Anni-Frid just couldn't handle her clawing and maulling before the strenght has deserted her for good. Once the taller redhead was chopped down into pieces, Bo had easy task of facesitting the moaning Anni-Frid into a humiliating submission. Previously some pundits picked Bo losing to Yutte Stensgaard but this time none gave a chance to the redhead singer and Bo was more then happy to get the right.

Catherine Bach (51) vs Edina Ronay (18)
Another case when one woman was simply too strong and powerful for her smaller and fiery opponent. Catherine easily pummelled the brains out of Edina and stripped her naked to enhance her own bikini trophy collection. This proved to the the third biggest beatdown of the entire round all the experts had on the cards without much hesitation.

Cybill Shepherd (54) vs Margot Kidder (15)
The equal biggest beatdown occured when Cybill Shepherd simply smacked Margot Kidder's chair over her head and continued to claw her apart afterwards. There was little ellegance involved here as the blonde beat the brunette into a complete pulp and left Margot Kidder's office look in a complete disarray. Thanks to such a tremendous beating Cybill stayed ahead of Catherine Bach in the overall standings.

Ornella Muti (34) vs Cheryl Ladd (39)
The most anticipated fight of the lot resulted in Glamour Fights having the correct insight as Cheryl Ladd's sweet Angel image proved more then capable to tame the fiery Italian bitch Ornella Muti who despite messing up Cheryl's hair still got choked into submission after a very long and competitive wrestling contest. Ornella wanted to turn this into a strictly bussiness face-pounding and hairpulling battle but Cheryl lured her down on the floor and despite the Italian reverted into some vicious hairpulling, the blonde still held her own and facesitted her malicious opponent into exhaustion before she squeezed the breath out of Ornella's lungs with a well applied bodypress. Ornella couldn't shrug off Cheryl anymore as the blonde's strenght proved much better then she'd expected and yelled out a humiliating submission. Unfortunately for barbosa there wasn't any nasty things that the Italian could do with the blonde after this one, as the other woman came out on top.

Chris Noel (36) vs Joanna Lumley (35)
The closest fight of the entire round rounded out the action with Chris Noel just managing to escape Joanna Lumley's bearhug and drag her into an old-fashioned scrap on the floor. None of these blondes was able to gain significant advantage and things looked like heading into a stalemate before Chris somehow managed to catch Joanna is a headscissors and force the Avengers star into submission. Joanna claimed she was about to attack her rival and Chris luckily rolled out with her legs to trap her in a headscissors move, but Chris herself couldn't care less and made sure Glamour Fights keeps some faith in her doing well in the competition. Unfortunately for Joanna it was the third fight she'd lost by a single vote already (previous ones were against Sondra Locke and Edina Ronay).