[Vassago]

ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 26th 1-9) vs DARYL HANNAH (Age: 29; 5'10" / 5th 10-0)
Following an easy win over Hunter Tylo, Daryl Hannah is planning to do likewise with Alison Armitage - Alison might have some skills, so her record suggests she's vulnerable to some hard pounding. That's good news for me and I intend to wreck her all over the place. My eleventh win is coming up for sure! However Alison believes Daryl will be shocked once she tries to attack her - I think she's celebrating her victory already! What a dumb bitch! She hasn't protected her hair at all which makes it very easy for me to grab it and throw her around! I'm sure she won't enjoy that and her eleventh victory isn't going to happen!


CINDY MARGOLIS (Age: 24; 5'7.5" / 9th 7-3) vs KATHLEEN TURNER (Age: 35; 5'8" / 2nd 10-0)
After seeing some much weaker women falling by the wayside at the expence of Kathleen Turner, Cindy Margolis is confident she'll break her opponent's unbeaten run - Her perfect record is phoney just like her bad girl status! She'll be screaming out her submission once I claw her face into a bloody mess! But Kathleen has other ideas - The only phoney thing around her is that dumb whore Margolis. No way that blonde mess on her empty head she calls hair are real! I will fucking rip it all out and examine whether they're bleached or not! No need to say she's going to cry out her submission once I'll find out what's up with her phoney chunks!


CATHERINE OXENBERG (Age: 28; 5'5.5" / 10th 7-3) vs JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 25th 2-8)
It seems like Catherine has abandoned her street girl looks and takes on model Jerry Hall in her more ellegant version - I don't need any street fighting tactics against Jerry, she's so weak I won't have any trouble knocking her out even fighting in a long dress! But Jerry thinks Catherine will pay for her overconfidence - A lot of people seem to call me weak and useless. Well, check out those legs! I will literally kick the shit out of that stupid whore who dares to call herself ellegant! Are you all blind, people? The only ellegant woman in this duell is obviously me!


TRACY SCOGGINS (Age: 36; 5'8" / 21st 3-7) vs DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 15th 5-5)
A couple of tough women who thought they'd be doing much better in this tournament so far. Tracy is coming off a good win over Kim Wilde while Demi got surprisingly upstaged by Brooke Shields. Looks like this fight will take place at the seaside with Demi taking her diving board to hit the waves once she finishes Tracy off. But the Dynasty star is thinking otherwise - Demi got beaten by Brooke Shields worse then I was! Guess her tough image is all crap then! I will have a fun time punching the lights out of that fat cow! However Demi believes her loss to Brooke was just a one-off - Tracy will regret her words once I knock her down on that sleezy ass! I don't think she'll prove a worthy challenger, her resistance to other women's pounding is very poor and once I attack her with all I have, she'll crumble in agony quickly!


MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 23rd 3-7) vs KATHY IRELAND (Age: 26; 5'10" / 8th 7-2-1)
Coming off a straight-forward win over Virginia Madsen, Kathy Ireland is cinvinced Mitzi Kapture will be even an easier opponent - Mitzi's record is pretty weak and I have no idea why some people call her underrated. She'll be blown away right where she belongs, to the loser's dumpster! However Mitzi thinks her Baywatch outfit will enable her to challenge the tall but not so quick model - Kathy might have done all the glamour modelling, but she's one overrrated bimbo. I will punch her so hard, she will go down like a pile of useless garbage!


ROSANNA ARQUETTE (Age: 30; 5'4.5" / 31st 0-10) vs LYDIA CORNELL (Age: 36; 5'6" / 7th 9-1)
There's not much speaking in favour of Rosanna Arquette in this one, but Rosanna herself still believes an upset victory will come her way sooner or later - I might well have to rely on some lucky punch against Lydia, but you never know. I will try and do my best and perhaps I catch her in the eye and make her submit! Who knows? However Lydia Cornell believes her winning run is far from being over and she plans on finishing Rosanna off as quickly as possible - Rosanna is brave enough even to enter the ring. Perhaps I will spare her the biggest beatdown then! What do you think, Glamour Fights? Should I show her some mercy or perhaps teach those blonde bimbos from Set 1 how it's done when pummelling a weaker woman senseless?


REBECCA DE MORNAY (Age: 30; 5'5.5" / 20th 4-6) vs KIM DELANEY (Age: 31; 5'7" / 32nd 0-10)
Second of the winless fighters, Kim Delaney will try to leave the zero club by clawing herself into a smaller but incredibly vicious Rebecca de Mornay - I think her image is all Hollywood and nothing in real life. I'm bigger then this useless bitch and she'll feel my superior leg power once I headlock her into submission! - Kim rates her chances against the blonde pretty high. But Rebecca thinks Kim has no valid reason to beat her in a classic blonde vs brunette catfight - I think the fact she's a weak fighter has already been confirmed. Her so-called superior legs will do nothing against me cause I will knock her out before she can even spell my name! 


NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 30th 0-10) vs AUDREY LANDERS (Age: 33; 5'3" / 14th 6-4)
Finally the third winless woman in the competition, Nancy Valen takes on Audrey Landers in another classic blonde vs brunette duell. - I saw how badly Sharon Stone beat this skank in the previous round. I have a great chance of my first win cause I believe this Landers slut is still feeling dizzy and won't be able to use any of her wrestling tactics against me! - Nancy is gearing up for her maiden succes like never before. However Audrey Landers has some other plans in store - I might have lost to Sharon Stone, but that count for nothing. Thanks to my sister's Judy training schedule, I'm fit like ever and this stupid cxnt will be in for a huge surprise when I chop her down and kick around like a rag doll. I need a bih win in this round and looks like I'm going to get it without any trouble!

[djcrash]

I like Cindy over Kathleen, close one to call. Like Demi to beat Tracy, and its one hell of a fight. Tracy may go down but Demi does not have anything left over after the fight.

[JimmyBondi]

I voted.


JimmyBondi

[Glamour Fights]

Alison Armitage vs Daryl Hannah: I am impressed by Alison's physique in her pose. It is just that Daryl is not only taller and stronger but she is flexible and well coordinated for such a tall woman. Daryl should have a romp over Alison unless she is taken by Alison's beauty and loses concentration.

Cindy Margolis vs Kathleen Turner: I must admit that I am one of those who thinks of Kathleen as being invincible. Apparently no one told Cindy that. She comes out more aggressively than Kathleen and gets her off balance. Some chinks are seen in Kathleen's armor that gives hope to other rivals. It takes all of Kathleen's superior weight and strength to repel Cindy and eke out a win.

Catherine Oxenberg vs Jerry Hall: Catherine is a bit of a paradox or dichotomy. She seems like such a sophisticated member of the Philadelphia society. Yet she is a vicious and nasty fighter in a catfight. The tall, lanky, somewhat uncoordinated Jerry will not be able to handle Catherine's attack. Catherine will get her down and sit on her to slap the piss out of her.

Tracy Scoggins vs Demi Moore: It is hard for me to understand how Demi can have a better than Tracy. Having seen Tracy's behavior in "friendly" sports competition I know she can be a real bitch and even a dirty cheater. I think she will use ever legal and illegal tactic to go after Demi. Bringing that board along was a mistake by Demi as Tracy takes it away from her and clobbers it over Demi's head. Tracy has an easy win for a change.

Mitzi Kapture vs Kathy Ireland: Another loss by a sentimental favorite of mine. Kathy is not one of those weak, skinny models. She is solid and athletic like Christie Brinkley and she can fight. I am not sure what she will do to Mitzi but it will be whatever she wants as she humiliates and tortures "Miss Silk Stockings."

Rosanna Arquette vs Lydia Cornell: I have to hurry over and give all the moral support I can to Lydia. This will be a tough fight right down to the wire that she could lose. Rosanna has no wins and is very hungry for a win. In addition Lydia does not have her hatred of brunettes to spur her on. My advice to her is not to show Rosanna any mercy but to put the screws to her. Otherwise you could end up losing. And if you do get ahead of her for a certain win don't waste your energy for the biggest beatdown. Save some for your next fight.

Rebecca de Mornay vs Kim Delaney: Kim is better than her winless record. This is a good chance for Kim for her first win and I think she is ready to take advantage of it. She will win by being even nastier than Rebecca and yanking almost all her blonde hair out. Kim notes Rebecca is trying to not look like a blonde by going dirty blonde but she is blonde nevertheless. "I will rub her hair in the dirt to make it even dirtier" says Kim.

Nancy Valen vs Audrey Landers: I sure wish Audrey would have had some fights on Dallas. Maybe she should have joined the cast of Dynasty where there seemed to be a lot more catfights. Audrey worked harder with her sister Judy after her loss to Sharon. Nancy already looks defensive to me and that is not the attitude to go into a catfight with. Another hard hairpulling catfight but Audrey is the much better hairpuller in spite of her sweet looks. Looks can fool you. On second thought, maybe Nancy is getting ready to punch Audrey. I am not sure how well Audrey can take a pu7nch so Nancy may have a bigger chance than I give her. It would be interesting to see a punch out to see which one is better. I still like Audrey's chances.

[byline]

My hats off to and admiration for Vassago and Glamour Fights who have continued to put in all their work and continued to do their polls in the face of a barrage of polls that bury their polls in seconds where the amount of work put into them is infinitively removed from zero. I don’t think I would continue on so I thank them again.

For me these fights are fantasy and fun. I give my opinions on how I think they would turn or in some cases how I would like to see them turn out. I make no pretenses about my opinions being factually accurate nor reflecting the voting and how the polls will turn out.

Alison Armitage beaten by Daryl Hannah
Daryl Hannah hardly works up a sweat (er, perspiration as sex symbols don’t sweat) as she pounds Alison Armitage unconscious. Daryl can’t even get the biggest beatdown as Alison goes out too quickly.

Cindy Margolis beats Kathleen Turner.
Big Kathleen Turner suffers her first defeat at the hands of the “internet model” Cindy Margolis. Rather it isn’t at the hands of Cindy but at her purse. Some may call it cheating but Cindy gets the upset win by clobbering Kathleen beside the head with her purse filled with who knows what. “One don’t expect me to fight that big bully straight up do you?” coos Cindy as she hits Kathleen again and again until Kathleen flops down on her face.

Catherine Oxenberg beats Jerry Hall.
Catherine Oxenberg has the chutzpah of entering Jerry Hall’s realm of fashion modeling although she reminds she has earned her stripes as a model. She squares off with Jerry on the catwalk so she can humiliate the much taller model in full view of everyone. Catherine is too quick, too strong, and too nasty for Jerry. She beats up Jerry on the catwalk and then kicks the fallen model over the side and off the catwalk. Catherine does a quick bicep pose and struts model style off the catwalk. Love the way she can sway those sexy hips.

Tracy Scoggins beats Demi Moore.
I agree with barbosa that this is a tough fight between two of the more underrated fighters in the tournament. Tracy Scoggins is as nasty as they come and Demi Moore cannot stand up to her barrage of dirty, nasty tactics. Demi fights hard but Tracy is stronger and ends up bullying her.

Mitzi Kapture beaten by Kathy Ireland
Cute Mitzi Kapture just has no chance against Kathy Ireland. Mitzi is given an A for effort but an F for the result as Kathy ties her up into knots.

Rosanna Arquette beats Lydia Cornell.
I can’t believe that Lydia Cornell can fend off the vicious attack that Rosanna Arquette is capable of. I would love to see Rosanna tear the cocky Lydia apart who already seems to be counting her win and maybe the biggest beatdown at that. It is a hard fight but Rosanna gets the better of Lydia. Ten she proceeds to torture her and humiliate her until Glamour Fights come in to pull Rosanna off the thoroughly beaten and sobbing Lydia. Those bedroom eyes can emit crocodile sized tears.

Rebecca de Mornay beats Kim Delaney.
Kim Delaney is another fighter I think us underrated and can’t believe she hasn’t won a fight. Too bad this won’t be her first win. Rebecca is too evil and aggressive for Kim who seems to fight on her heels. Kim will go from back on her heels to back on her ass as Rebecca forces her down by the hair and slaps. Then Rebecca spreads her legs in that short skirt and rubs her crotch all over Kim’s face.

Nancy Valen beats Audrey Landers.
Nancy Valen is sexy. Audrey Landers is super sexy. This is a blonde against brunette fight where the bigger brunette dominates the blonde from start to finish. It takes only a minute or so for Nancy to strip Audrey of that flimsy dress. First Nancy puts Audrey on her stomach and rips out a lot of hair. Then when Audrey is done for she rolls her onto her stomach. She sits on Audrey’s abs and slaps her back and forth across the face to really weaken her. Finally Nancy plays with Audrey’s boobs seeing how she can make them bounce and giggle with slaps and punches. The humiliated Audrey can do nothing but lay there and take it.

[byline]

Smack her down! 

[byline]

If you haven't voted only a few hours left. There is at least one close fight.

[Vassago]

Once again I thank everyone for all the comments and byline for his efforts in particular 

Alison Armitage (28) vs Daryl Hannah (40)
This proved to be a much tougher fight for Daryl then some previous ones, but she eventually pounded Alison into submission allthough most experts had this one threatening a real beatdown that never really happened. Looks like realisticman had the best insight here with Alison being surprisingly aggressive fight a much better woman and Daryl being that little overconfident and wobbly on her legs. Indeed the redhead managed to take the blonde down and lure her into a back-and-forth catfight that Daryl took some time to finally get a handle on. But once she eventually did, Alison ended up flat on her back and protecting her flesh from Daryl's fists before finally giving up.

Cindy Margolis (32) vs Kathleen Turner (35)
Kathleen survived her first big test since threatening to spoil Sharon and Heather's duell at the top but only die the the fact she tricked Cindy Margolis into a punching contest rather then a wrestling catfight. Cindy has knocked out Kathy Ireland before and fancied her chances against equally dangerous opponent but got a taste of her own medicine as Kathleen's punches proved a bit stronger and wore Cindy completely out despite Kathleen exposing a sore looking face at the end of the fight as well. Allthough some experts predicted Cindy knocking Kathleen out, the undefeated blonde was just able to throw a couple of punches more and force Cindy to give up the fight. Albeit Heather Thomas moved back ahead of Kathleen who survived a big scare in this round and might not sound that confident before her next fight.

Catherine Oxenberg (45) vs Jerry Hall (20)
The lack of faith experts show towards Jerry Hall is beginning to take it's toll as round after round the blonde model seems to be suffering even bigger defeats. Even without her usual Philadelphia street fight tactics, Catherine Oxenberg still stripped Jerry naked and mauled her into an easy submission before pounding her head against the catwalk as witnessed by all the fashion experts. You wouldn't think Catherine is that malicious despite her very good record but that was her biggest winning margin exceeding the trashing she gave to Nancy Valen by four votes.

Tracy Scoggins (38) vs Demi Moore (30)
A very rough fight occured here with both women literally pounding the shit out of each other before Tracy got some sense moving on and took over Demi's surf board and slammed it over Demi's head to gain the advantage. A combination of Glamour Fights' and realisticman's scirpts saw Tracy sending the winded Demi on a lonely sea trip being tied up to her own board. Easy win or not, they still come at a high price for the allegedly most underrated fighter in the competition that Tracy belives she's been rightfully called. Perhaps this fight will turn her fortunes around for good?

Mitzi Kapture (25) vs Kathy Ireland (43)
There have been some votes considering Mitzi Kapture as equally underrated as Tracy Scoggins however this seemed to bother Kathy Ireland very little. Her size advantage proved way too much for Mitzi to handle and Kathy ended up tossing the smaller brunette all over the beach before stripping her off Baywatch swimsuit and knocking out for good. Probably even the Rita Lance image wouldn't have helped Mitzi in overcoming the tough model. Glamour Fights needs to throw some more support behind Mitzi unless he's running out of it gunning for three different women?

Rosanna Arquette (31) vs Lydia Cornell (36)
Despite still being winless, Rosanna Arquette is putting up some good fighting skills at the very least and escapes the biggest beatdowns category very easily these days. Byline and realisticman even had a feeling she would pull off the big upset by romping down Lydia Cornell, but allthough coming pretty close, she still succumbed to Lydia's powerful blows. Messing up Glamour Fights' favourite girl's hair was a tactic that could have worked with someone else, but not with Lydia as she clawed poor Rosanna instead and send her spitalling down on the ground with little energy left. Still, a very tough fight for Lydia who has now caught up with Kim Basinger with 10-1 record.

Rebecca de Mornay (42) vs Kim Delaney (26)
Once again there were opinions about Kim Delaney being a much better fighter then her record shows, but Rebecca de Mornay hasn't been Hollywood's most frequent female villain for nothing and just like Morgan Fairchild in the 70s poll, she can easily dismantle a similary built opponent. Kim tried to match Rebecca's malicious approach but Rebecca easily outmuscled her and scratched her face to blood before pummelling her down on the floor. Relentless pounding followed and the brunette never stood a chance of breaking her losing streak in this fight.

Nancy Valen (28) vs Audrey Landers (39)
The winless trio maintained their hapless form allthough byline and barbosa seemed to step away from Audrey Landers' wrestling skills and give Nancy Valen a rare victory. Even if Audrey wanted to go easy with Nancy, this still was more then good enough for the blonde to drag the brunette down on the ground and thoroughly work her over. Number of chokes & holds took the fight completely out of Nancy who then got rolled over onto her stomach and suffered a painful loss with a hairpulling camel clutch as Audrey showed little sympathy for her fallen opponent's backbone.