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Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole

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Offline Vassago

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Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole
« on: February 01, 2011, 06:32:24 PM »
Both these two pop singers are literally matching each other in size & weight but Jeanette is coming off a string of impressive wins over fellow petite rivals which also included another British singer, Keisha Buchanan who got trounced in a hairpulling brawl by 21 votes. Now Jeanette wants to further improve on that by ripping even more Cheryl Cole's hair out! However Cheryl who recently got wrecked by Heidi Range won't stand another loss to a blonde rival and plans ripping the German's hair out on her own. Who wins in this brawl and rips the other girls' hair out more efficiently?

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JEANETTE BIEDERMANN - Age: 29; 5'2.5" (159 cm) / 112 lbs (51 kg) / 34C-26-34
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CHERYL COLE - Age: 27; 5'3" (160 cm) / 112 lbs (51 kg) / 34C-23-33

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Offline JimmyBondi

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Re: Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2011, 09:38:49 PM »
Good fight and a tough fought win for Jeanette.

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Re: Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2011, 11:24:48 PM »
Jealous of Cheryl's more luxuriant head of hair, Jeanette is aching to bury her hands in the thick burnette locks.  Cheryl is just as anxious to rip Jeanette's stringy, dirty blonde hair out by its dark roots.  They both vow to walk away with more hair trophies than her rival.

With their hair looking its absolute best, they don't waste time on preliminaries, but walk straight toward one another and plow their hands deep into their opponent's manes. Having heard this from a woman who had an IRL hairpulling match, the more Jeanette and Cheryl pull hair, the madder they get. The madder they get, the harder they pull. The harder they pull, the more hair they lose.

After 7 minutes of vicious, non-stop hairpulling, Cheryl discovers the tactic to take away more blonde hair -- by yanking on 6 to 12 stands at a time rather than huge handfuls.  In short order, many strands of bleached blonde gather on the floor.  Panicked by the loss of so much of her hair, Jeanette tries to grab Cheyl's wrists, but not before Cheryl has grabbed Jeanette by two tresses and tossed her to the floor.  Quick as a cat, she gets Jeanette in a SGP and proceeds to wrap two locks of blonde hair around her fists.  Slowly, Cheryl increases the tension on Jeanette's roots, threatening to continue pulling until she's torn both locks from the blonde's head.  Unable to bear anymore pain or the loss of anymore hair, Jeanette gives in.

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Re: Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole
« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2011, 04:01:30 AM »
Given Cheryl's actual experience of real fights, it's the Geordie nutter all the way.

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Re: Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole
« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2011, 04:08:36 PM »
Jeanette given her best she could against Cheryl... and Cheryl given the best she can against Jeanette!  Let them petite sweetie's fight it out who is stronger in an incredible Hairpulling Catfight with such hefty tearing out brown & blonde Hairs from both, dirty biting, strangling and clawing all included. Their little strong legs are wraps round like snakes, trembling by struggling and both Women shrieking out loud of Pain in Rage.
No one would step in this epic catfight for change the fighting Beauties, whatever happen that happens!!

I kill you, rotten German Blondie/I finished you, dirty english Bastard Babe
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« Last Edit: February 04, 2011, 02:54:31 AM by Fandango »

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Re: Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2011, 11:29:29 PM »
Given Cheryl's actual experience of real fights, it's the Geordie nutter all the way.

I came across this one from few years back  ;D

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News of the World reports Cheryl Tweedy of Girls Aloud spent a night in jail after a catfight in a nightclub. The singer had been partying with bandmate Nicola Roberts at Guildford club The Drink on Friday, when they went to collect their coats. “It was completely unprovoked. Cheryl was just minding her own business when this attendant let rip at her for no reason,” an onlooker said. “She hit Cheryl and Cheryl hit her back. Before you knew it, people were pulling them apart. Nicola ran off to get security, but when they arrived the police had been called. It was obvious Cheryl had been drinking and was the worse for wear but she managed to give as good as she got.”

I also understand she's had quite a number of feuds with fellow British celebrities of sort and also with Dannii Minogue on the X Factor which went from hate to a friendship along the way...  ::) 
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Re: Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2011, 09:58:16 AM »
Voted for Cheryl.

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Re: Jeanette Biedermann vs Cheryl Cole
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2011, 10:51:55 AM »
The poll has ended with Jeanette Biedermann winning 53-38  :) So after quite a long and vicious hairpulling struggle, the German blonde has forced Cheryl Cole on her knees and dragged her around by the hair or at least what's left of it!

Thx for all the votes and comments especially including rawhide's detailed review!
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