[Vassago]

JOANNA LUMLEY (Age: 33; 5'8" / 24th 2-9) vs LYNDA CARTER (Age: 28; 5'9.5" / 9th 9-2)
After yet another loss by a single vote, Joanna Lumley has decided to change her image and hopes her new look will be intimidating enough for her next opponent. Problem is, that's Lynda Carter who reverted to her even more intimidating image of Wonder Woman as she goes for the biggest beatdown of the entire round! - That's right bitches! I see that Bo Derek will be my biggest threat in this round, but I'm still going for the "Double B". If Wonder Woman isn't good enough for getting that done, I have no idea what is!


SUSAN DENBERG (Age: 35; 5'7" / 7th 10-1) vs PAMELA TIFFIN (Age: 37; 5'7" / 28th 1-10)
There might be another spoiler in the pack as Susan Denberg plans on destroying Pamela Tiffin in a big fashion as well - Pamela is such a sweet looking girl, she almost asks to have her butt kicked. Well, I accept this offer and plan to outscore Lynda's result! Wonder Woman or not, I'm the ultimate blonde goddess around here. Lynda is simply jealous! However Pamela is having none of Susan's comments - Those stupid blondes think they can push me around. I'm not that sweet you know and once I claw her boobs into pieces, she will be screaming out her submission.


YUTTE STENSGAARD (Age: 33; 5'6" / 17th 4-7) vs ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD (Age: 34; 5'7" / 22nd 3-8)
Together with Barbi Benton and Suzy Kendall this fight shapes up as the closest one of the entire round. Danish blonde Yutte Stensgaard defeated another Norwegian, Julie Ege in the previous round and now she wants to go 2-0 up on the fellow Scandinavians with a quick trashing of Anni-Frid Lyngstad - I have an extra motivation since it's not only me fighting versus her, but also Denmark against Norway. My national pride doesn't allow me to think of other result then this bitch being knocked out! However Anni-Frid Lyngstad - who is Norwegian despite making fame in a Swedish music band - thinks Yutte will be the one getting knocked out - So much talk for such a weak bimbo, I have not only Norway, but also Sweden cheering for me and I can almost sense most of the experts going with me as well! It should be tough, but my nails will tear this blonde whore apart and I will show her no mercy whatsoever!


SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 11th 8-3) vs EDINA RONAY (Age: 35; 5'4" / 16th 5-6)
In her last fight Susan Anton barely got the better of Suzy Kendall. Now she faces another 5'4" opponent, Edina Ronay. - I won't repeat the mistake I made with Suzy. This time I will kick and punch Edina right from the start and she won't be able to take that for too long. I expect a nice and easy victory here! However Edina Ronay believes she's more aggressive then Suzy Kendall and will make Susan Anton look very foolish with her comments - She's big, but very slow. I will take her down and wear the shit out of her before punching her straight in the jaw. Guess it will be an easy victory for me rather then her!


CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 4th 11-0) vs LESLEY-ANNE DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 31st 0-11)
After a very hard figth with Ornella Muti, Cheryl Ladd is facing somewhat easier opponent with Lesley-Anne Down. - I've heard that Lynda Carter and Susan Denberg are going for the biggest beatdown of this round. Are they nuts? They don't stand a chance against my score as I will completely tear Lesley apart. In fact, I might as well achieve the record beating of the entire tournament! Who can stop me? Meanwhile Lesley-Anne is still ruing her defeat to Agnetha Faltskog and hopes just to survive a clash with Cheryl in one piece - It's not the case of me losing any fighting spirit, but I'll be happy to keep Cheryl from getting the biggest beatdown here. It's a tall order but at least I have something to aim at!


CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 3rd 11-0) vs ORNELLA MUTI (Age: 24; 5'6.5" / 10th 9-2)
The powerhouse fight of this set once again includes Ornella Muti who is even more upset after going down to Cheryl Ladd in the previous contest. On the other hand Catherine Bach faces the biggest challenge among the undefeated women and promises to really hurt the Italian women to keep her intimidating status alive. There isn't any trash talk before this fight as both women know how tough challenge lies ahead of them and prefer to let their fists and claws do the talking. The ring is on!


MARGOT KIDDER (Age: 31; 5'6.5" / 29th 1-10) vs MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 8th 9-2)
Another potential one-sided fight as Morgan Fairchild despite being inferior in size to Margot Kidder plans to simply claw the brunette apart as quickly as possible - Just let me at her, I will kick her brains out! Cheryl Ladd will be choking her biggest beatdown comments once I exceed her mark! I hope all the experts are ready to give me the edge over that blonde bimbo!


DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 32nd 0-11) vs BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 5th 11-0)
It took Donna Mills quite some time to recover from the trashing she suffered at the hands of Morgan Fairchild in the previous round, but this fight is equally difficult. In fact, all fights are difficult for someone who hasn't yet won one. Donna is slightly taller then Bo Derek, but that's about the only advantage she has over the Beach Queen. This fight also presents the biggest age difference in the whole competition with Bo being the youngest and Donna the oldest woman in the field. Meanwhile Bo's main goal is to beat Donna with a bigger difference then Morgan did - 39 votes, huh? I will beat her so bad, even Cheryl Ladd will be praising my efforts. I'm the last in the fighting order, so I know exactly what needs to be done!

[byline]

For me these fights are fantasy and fun. I give my opinions on how I think they would turn or in some cases how I would like to see them turn out. I make no pretenses about my opinions being factually accurate nor reflecting the voting and how the polls will turn out.
 Once again I seem to be very biased towards the home team. At least this time I have picked two “visitors.”

Joanna Lumley beaten by Lynda Carter
Lynda Carter is the clear favorite over Joanna Lumley in my opinion. The “Jew Avenger” against Wonder Woman soon becomes old hat. Lynda’s bracelets stop more than bullets. They stop Joanna’s attempt at punches. Lynda doesn’t need Wonder Woman’s magic bracelets to block Joanna’s punches. She has them on just for effect. Lynda quickly knocks out Joanna then ties her up with her “magic lasso” Joanna is forced to tell the truth and admits she is the much inferior woman to Lynda. She isn’t worthy to lick Lynda’s boots. Lynda says “Oh yes you are” and makes her lick her boots.

Susan Denberg beats Pamela Tiffin.
The first of the blonde against reddish brunette fights goes to the blonde. Susan is bragging she will win by more than Lynda Carter does. That is quite a brag. Pamela’s only hope is Susan is too overconfident. Pamela stings Susan’s nude body with slaps all  over. That hurts but Susan’s closed fist punches to more damage. Soon Susan has Pamela stripped nude and slaps the nude body of the hapless Pamela to get her revenge. Then one blow to the chin knocks Pamela out. Susan might well live up to her boast.

Yutte Stensgaard beaten by Anni-Frid Lyngstad
This blonde against brunette catfight goes to the brunette. It is also Denmark against Norway. Anni-Frid thinks Yutte has been eating too many Danish and her ass has gotten as big as her swelled head. In addition Anni-Frid wants to get revenge for Yutte having beaten a fellow Norwegian. I picked Julie to beat Yutte last time and Anni-Frid is tougher than Julie. The simple fact is that Anni-Frid is a better hairpuller than Yutte. Yutte will be bent over than leather bench, have her shorts skirt pulled up, and spanked into humiliation.

Susan Anton beaten by Edina Ronay
The question with Susan Anton is whether she can use her long reach to punch her opponent senseless or is her opponent fast enough and with enough strength to take her down. Suzy Kendall was too weak but Edina Ronay is no Suzy Kendall. And Susan Anton is no Catherine Bach. Edina is correct in saying “ore aggressive then Suzy Kendall and will make Susan Anton look very foolish with her comments - She's big, but very slow. I will take her down and wear the shit out of her before punching her straight in the jaw. Guess it will be an easy victory for me rather then her!” My only disagreement is that it won’t be easy. Sorry about stealing Edina’s statement but it means I don’t have to think of what to write and she said it better than I could have anyway.

Cheryl Ladd beats Lesley-Anne Down
This blonde against brunette fight goes to the blonde. I pick against Cheryl Ladd a lot and you would think I would learn my lesson. Even if I thought of going for Lesley-Anne Down her attitude would dissuade me. Anyone who goes into a fight trying to avoid the biggest beatdown instead of winning has zero chance of winning against someone who has proven as good a fighter as Cheryl Yes, I hate to admit that but her record speaks for herself. There won’t be much of Lesley-Anne’s hair left after this fight and her face will be red all over from slaps.

Catherine Bach beaten by Ornella Muti
One of these days Ornella Muti will come through for me. I picked her to beat Cheryl Ladd last time thinking there was no way she would lose two fights in a row. Now she has so this would be her third in a row. Given how tough Catherine Bach is thishas to be considered a bit of an upset. But Ornella has the size, strength, and fighting spirit to take it to a surprised Catherine. It is Catherine who is dragged out behind the barn this time for a thrashing.

Margot Kidder beaten by Morgan Fairchild
This brunette against blonde results in a humiliating beating for the brunette. Two hated enemies, Morgan Fairchild and Bo Derek, are fighting next to each other. Both have weak opponents and both will be gunning for the biggest beatdown of the round and maybe ever. In a twist Margot comes out swinging her stool at Morgan and Morgan uses her chair against Margot. Morgan knocks the stool out of Margot’s hands with it’s longer reach. She says “I don’t need a chair to batter this bitch..” She launches herself into Margot’s hair and begins ripping it out. Margot is absolutely destroyed as Morgan keeps up her fierce attack. Morgan strips Margot of all her clothes. She bends the nude Margot over her own stool to give her one of the biggest spankings ever seen, trying to gain more of a victory than Bo does.

Donna Mills beaten by Bo Derek
There will be lots of blonde hair all over the beach and polluting the sea from this fight. It will almost all be Donna Mills’ hair with just a smidgen of Bo’s hair. Bo may have been a perfect ‘10’ but now she is a perfect ‘11’ going on ‘12’. Donna is a ‘0’ although she is much sexier than that – maybe an ‘8’ or ‘9’. Makes no difference as Bo first wins the wet shirt contest. Donna doesn’t even bother to compete but instead covers up her chest. Both have wet hair which increases the pain when pulling. The only reason Bo might got get a bigger score than Morgan is if she drags Donna into the sea too quickly and we can’t see what evils she has in store for Donna. Being left nude will be the least of Donna’s worries.

[Glamour Fights]

As you will read I think there is a huge rivalry among Cheryl Ladd, Morgan Fairchild, and Bo Derek. Any of these three could win the title but I think that is improbably. But all three will be vying to finish ahead of the others.

Joanna Lumley vs Lynda Carter: This is my most unsure pick. In fact I am not really sure why I am picking Joanna other than stupidity. Furthermore Lynda will be super pissed if she finish below “those skinny, weak bitches: Cheryl Ladd, Bo Derek, and Morgan Fairchild.” That should be pride at stake for Lynda to destroy Joanna. My excuse is that Joanna is a lot better than her record. She is a lot faster than the big, lumbering Lynda. Joanna has pride also and can’t stand being ranked as 24th. She has shown how good she can fight and the techniques she knows on the “New Avengers.” “Purdy is a real fighter who doesn’t need magic lassos or bracelets to win her fights. Wonder Woman is a fade who needs props to win.” Joanna’s quick fists and feet will put Lynda Carter down.  You might say Joanna is Absolutely Fabulous in her victory over sexy Woman WOman

Susan Denberg vs Pamela Tiffin: Another blonde vs redhead fight. Both women have premium hair that I could use. Pamela’s has that reddish tint I need. Susan has long, silky smooth blonde hair that is rare in its quality. Cone on ladies rip it out! Susan will provide me with more hair as Pamela is over matched by Susan. In addition Susan has heard Carol’s comments (supplied by me just to stir things up.) “So I am just a weak Playmate, am I? She will learn different when I face her. In the meantime Pamela is toast!” Susan believes she has a chance for biggest beatdown. She certainly has an easier fight on her hand than Carol does.

Yutte Stensgaard vs Anni-Frid Lyngstad: The Scandinavians are at it again. Blonde vs brunette or is it dark red? I am hoping for the later. Both are vying for the title of the toughest Scandinavian. Anni-Frid can catch up to Yutte by beating her. She also wants to get revenge over the Dane for beating fellow Norwegian Julie Ege. Anni-Frid would also like to move ahead of Agnetha Faltskog. Naturally Yutte wants to stay ahead of both Anni-Frid and Agnetha. “The Danes are the best fighters” states Yutte confidently. I have already dispatched one Norwegian and will do so to Anni-Frid just as easily. It is an even fight. I pick Yutte because I think she believes she can win more than Anni-Frid does.

Susan Anton vs Edina Ronay: I have defended Susan quite a bit in not being the weak model she has been portrayed as. But I do like barbosa’s schoolgirl pin by Edina on Susan. Susan is fighting hard to keep up with or move ahead of Chris Noel and Martha Kristen. Edina is tied right now with Jacqueline Bisset “a fucking brunette who isn’t fit to lick my boots.” Susan’s attempts to kick Edina before she Edina can get in close doesn’t work. Edina grabs Susan’s legs and tucks it under her arm. She has Susan hopping around on one leg while she works her leg over. Edina moves in and trips Susan’s other leg to get her on the ground. Once there Edina is just too fast and agile for Susan to prevent the eventual schoolgirl pin.

Cheryl Ladd vs Lesley-Anne Down: My take is that there is a huge rivalry among Cheryl Ladd, Morgan Fairchild, and Bo Derek. Cheryl is the fastest while Morgan and Bo are the nastiest. I give a slight edge in nastiness to Morgan by a blonde cxnt hair. Cheryl has already beaten Morgan so she can claim superiority to Morgan. She has yet to meet Bo and that fight should be a doozy. Morgan’s and Bo’s fight should also be a doozy and maybe even better than the Cheryl and Morgan fight Anyway no matter what happens in the tournament I think there is a personal battle among these three as to who is best. All three have easy opponents this round. I think Lesley-Anne matches up the best against Cheryl so Cheryl will have the toughest fight. But it won’t be tough. No way is Cheryl going to let a brunette allow Bo Derek to win by enough to move ahead of her. Still out of all three, Cheryl will contribute the most blonde hair to my business.

Catherine Bach vs Ornella Muti: Catherine Bach is flying high being undefeated. She is in third place and is damned right pissed off that neither Cybill nor Christie think she is a legitimate challenger. “I am only a few points behind either of those blondes, as if they are true blondes. I think all that bleach and dye has seeped in and affected their brains. I am absolutely going to rip Ornella apart. She lost to the little shit Cheryl Ladd who is an order of magnitude weaker and worse fighter than I am.” Ornella is feeling equally or more disrespected than Catherine. After all the disrespect for Catherine comes more from the top two blondes than the experts. That is until this post. I have a twinge of guilt in picking Cheryl over Ornella although I would do the same if given the chance. A little, fast squirt like Cheryl is hard to get ahold of and Ornella never could. But Ornella is capable of beating anyone and she will want this fight more. She will have no trouble in getting ahold of Catherine just as Catherine will have no trouble getting ahead of her. Ornella will be nastier and fight dirtier and thus get the better of Catherine, giving her her first defeat.

Margot Kidder vs Morgan Fairchild: As I have suggested above Margot, Donna, and Lesley-Anne have zero chance against Morgan, Bo, and Cheryl respectively. The question is which can put up the biggest battle to prevent their opponent from getting the bigger win. I have already said Cheryl is out of this competition. So the battle is between Morgan and Bo. Morgan has an advantage over Bo in that Margot is a brunette and Morgan will be even nastier than Bo, which she is normally. It already appears that Morgan and Bo will be vying for the biggest beatdown. Poor Margot will be fodder for Morgan who may well send her to the emergency room stretched out on a gurney. One thing in Morgan’s favor. She has two losses compared to Cheryl’s and Bo’s perfect records. Rather than showing that means Morgan is worse (although Cheryl can claim that) it means Morgan has more to prove. Morgan will be the most determined of the three pint sized blondes who seem to be wrecking havoc on many bigger women.

Donna Mills vs Bo Derek: Morgan will be upset with me but I say Bo will win the beatdown contest. Even though Margot is a brunette and Donna is a blonde. Margot is bigger than Morgan which will slow Morgan down just a bit. Bo and Donna are close in size and I’ll bet Bo has a few pounds on Donna. She sure has more muscle. What will slow up Bo compared to Morgan is that Donna is a lot nastier and evil than Margot. Donna can come close to being as nasty and a dirty fighter as Bo. Close but no prize. Once Bo gets physical superiority over Donna she will work her over more than Morgan will Margot.

[Vassago]

Bo Derek has scored the record win of the tournament so far, something that gives Morgan Fairchild another reason to hate the fellow blonde 

As usual, thx for all the votes and comments 

Joanna Lumley (31) vs Lynda Carter (42)
Wonder Woman hardly showed any of her powers but still managed to put away the New Avenger despite Glamour Fights' bold call of Lynda's defeat. Punches were traded equally for most of the fight before Lynda finally decided to take it serious and clobbered Joanna with a fast combination that send the Englishwoman down on the floor. Some vicious kicking followed and Joanna was in no mood to continue.

Susan Denberg (47) vs Pamela Tiffin (25)
After being offended by Carol Lynley, Susan Denberg desperately wanted to prove her superiority for the blonde goddess contest and tossed and kicked poor Pamela Tiffin all over the place before deciding to give Glamour Fights some premium hair for his wig company. Pamela obviously had other ideas but could do nothing when Susan pounded her on the floor and ripped out plethora of reddish brown chunks instead. Will this beating enable Susan to finally emerge as the top blonde goddess over Carol Lynley? The Austrian simply cannot wait for the next round and the experts comments!

Yutte Stensgaard (41) vs Anni-Frid Lyngstad (31)
The Scandinavian battle was a fierce one and realisticman probably gave the best description of it, Yutte punching Anni-Frid in the face while Anni-Frid trying to bearhug her way into victory. As it turned out Yutte overcame a large pain in her ribs and messed up the redhead's face so much, Anni-Frid had to let go the bearhug and crumbled into a battered pile of flesh instead. Yutte wasted little time by finishing her rival off, but it took her quite some time and no wonder the pundits were split and hoped for some kind of a comeback from the Norwegian singer. But there was no double victory for the Vikings in this round as Julie Ege remained the sole Norwegian winner whereas Yutte Stensgaard jumped into the Top 16 of the rankings for the first time.

Susan Anton (36) vs Edina Ronay (35)
The closest fight of the entire round occured right here with the power and physical dominance of Susan Anton challenging the speed and agility of the much smaller Edina Ronay. Had this been one of the earlier rounds, then Susan might have been surprised by Edina, but since she's been facing many smaller opponents already, she barely managed to take advantage of her size dominance and shrug Edina off when she tripped her over and looked to claw her face apart. Even some punches weren't enough to knock Susan out and once she pinned Edina on the floor herself, the physical mismatch was too big and Edina just couldn't respond in a way Susan did previously. Only realisticman favoured big over the brave but the other experts have nothing to be ashamed of as Edina's win looked very likely to happen for most of this contest and only a last-ditch attack from Susan settled the fight in her favour.

Cheryl Ladd (54) vs Lesley-Anne Down (21)
First of the candidates for the biggest trashing of the round, Cheryl Ladd, had to settle for a third-best mark as her hairpulling, breast-maulling and face-slapping at the expense of Lesley-Anne Down just wasn't good enough to challenge Morgan Fairchild and Bo Derek. Lesley-Anne herself quickly lost her fighting spirit once Cheryl yanked her by the hair and started pummelling with no sympathy whatsoever and after just a couple of minutes the brunette crumbled on the floor in agony of defeat. However Cheryl was in for a surprise that her performance came up way short of the two other blondes which followed...

Catherine Bach (42) vs Ornella Muti (32)
Just like was the case with Susan Anton, three experts had the eventual winner losing, this one being a real surprise given Catherine's unbeaten status. I suspected barbosa will have some faith in his Italian goddess but both byline and Glamour Fights really stuck their neck out with their predictions. Perhaps if Ornella didn't suffer two defeats in the previous rounds, then her aggressiveness would have prevailed, but eventually Catherine just survived the onslaught and rolled the Italian flat on the back where she could ride her out for victory at the end of a highly competitive contest. Catherine was out of question for the blonde trio biggest beatdown competition but her win must come as the most impressive given Ornella's tough reputation.

Margot Kidder (13) vs Morgan Fairchild (61)
As mentioned by the pundits, Morgan Fairchild hasn't gotten over her loss to Cheryl Ladd and wants to finish ahead of the blonde Angel or beat her opponents by a larger margin in the subsequent rounds. Margot Kidder showed zero resistance in this round and had the shit kicked out of her in overflow. Morgan literally tore her apart and brutalized the brunette by smashing both chairs over her head which knocked Margot unconscious so she couldn't even feel Morgan ripping her hair out. This brutal display was enough to give Morgan a record 48 votes trashing which for a moment was also the biggest win of the entire competition. - No way Bo is going to beat that! - Morgan was certain of her superiority in the internal rivalry, but then up stepped Bo Derek to show what she can do with Donna Mills...

Donna Mills (11) vs Bo Derek (61)
This was effectively a carbon copy of Morgan's fight with Margot and Bo Derek's favourite beach setting paid dividends in full as she mercilessly dismantled Donna Mills. Byline and Glamour Fights correctly predicted Bo will succeed in getting the biggest beatdown of this round which was also big enough to get a tournament record of 50 votes difference. As byline stated, the beach was quickly scattered with Donna's ripped shirt and plethora of her blonde hair as Bo pounded her brains out in a brutal fashion. Donna crumbled under the barrage as soon as Margot did against Morgan but Bo has the opportunity to produce one final move on her fallen opponent and lifted the motionless Donna off the sand and dumped her into the sea to complete the victory. Not to mention she was particulary happy to exceed Morgan's margin, perhaps even more then reaching the 50 votes difference.