[Vassago]

MEG RYAN (Age: 28; 5'8" / 11th 7-3-1) vs SHARON STONE (Age: 31; 5'8.5" / 1st 11-0)
The first fight is between the current leader Sharon Stone and the very agile Meg Ryan. Both claim to be the biggest name in Hollywood among this competition (but don't tell that to Kim Basinger or Demi Moore) but this time the matter won't be settled with a salary income. Meg has long distanced herself from the sweet girl image and thinks Sharon will be tasting her first defeat however the still undefeated Basic Instinct vixen believes Meg is out for her biggest beatdown of the entire tournament - I've checked the stats and looks like Donna Dixon beat her by 34 votes. That's my target and I'm going for it big time!


ALISON ARMITAGE (Age: 24; 5'6" / 26th 1-10) vs TRACY SCOGGINS (Age: 36; 5'8" / 20th 4-7)
Two lower ranked dark-haired women square off next. Alison Armitage belives she's been the most underrated fighter in the competition - You bet, I am. This fat cow Scoggins is saying otherwise but I'm still gonna knock her out! Tracy Scoggins is indeed thinking that her record is the most underrated especially compared to other Dynasty star "that sweet little blonde bimbo" Catherine Oxenberg. I've beaten Demi Moore in the previous round and if that's not good enough to give me a jump start over this stupid redhead, I don't know what is! Her bikini is coming off in no time and I will choke her into submission with it!


CATHERINE OXENBERG (Age: 28; 5'5.5" / 9th 8-3) vs REBECCA DE MORNAY (Age: 30; 5'5.5" / 19th 5-6)
Follwing Tracy Scoggins is the alleged "sweet blonde" Catherine Oxenberg who takes on the physically matching Rebecca de Mornay - She might be my size, but not in my league of fighting skills. I will pound her brains out easily! However Rebecca de Mornay who has played more villainous roles in Hollywood then all the other women combined thinks otherwise - This stupid cxnt will regret her words once I rip her fucking hair out! Everyone knows malice is my middle name and this ugly cow obviously needs to get this information knocked into her dumb head!


AUDREY LANDERS (Age: 33; 5'3" / 14th 7-4) vs KATHLEEN TURNER (Age: 35; 5'8" / 3rd 11-0)
On the other hand there is a physical mismatch between the next two fighters but Audrey Landers still thinks her legendary wrestling skills will be too much for the undefeated Kathleen Turner. - The case is simple, all her fights were against women who just don't have a clue about real wrestling. I will pin this big but slow bitch easily cause she doesn't know any of real fighting moves! However Kathleen laughs off these comments - For me the case is ever more straight-forward. I will punch her in the face so hard, she will forget all her tricks and ends up spirralling on the floor in no time. Hell, they might as well bring her equally worthless sister so I will have twice as much fun knocking them out!


DARYL HANNAH (Age: 29; 5'10" / 5th 11-0) vs DEMI MOORE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 16th 5-6)
Another undefeated women, Daryl Hannah faces the underperforming Demi Moore and is confident of success - Look, this ugly bitch lost to Tracy Scoggins of all people. That tells me something about her being a weak fighter whose reputation is way overrated.I will squash her like a soap bubble! However Demi Moore believes Daryl is due for a defeat of her own - How she dares to say I'm a weak fighter! Those stupid blondes will never learn, won't they! I will turn her skinny stomach into jelly beans and break her in half between my strong thighs! This slut is going down!


KATHERINE KELLY LANG (Age: 28; 5'7" / 15th 6-5) vs NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 31st 0-11)
The quest for seventh straight win is very much on Katherine Kelly Lang's mind as she lures Nancy Valen into a fight on the beach for the umltimate blonde vs brunette supremacy. - This fucking cxnt will be whimpering her submission once I kick the shit ouf of her! I will rip all her hair out and bury her in the sand with only her bald head sticking out! This will be my biggest win of the competition, just wait and see! However Nancy thinks Katherine will pay for her cocky attitude - I remember when everyone was pushing her around and now she thinks she's invincible. Fucking slut will lose all her hair and the only bald head will belong to her, not me! Just let me at her already!


KIM DELANEY (Age: 31; 5'7" / 32nd 0-11) vs KATE CAPSHAW (Age: 36; 5'7" / 10th 8-3)
More brunette vs blonde action as Kim Delaney hopes to pull even a bigger upset then Nancy Valen - Kate is pretty strong but I will claw her tits raw and I don't think she can take that pain for too long. I have no business being last in the standings and I'll do everything to change that as soon as possible! However Kate Capshaw isn't too concerned about her next rival - Kim is a good fighter but just can't take some rough action herself. If she wants to mess up with my breasts, then she's up for one big shock as I'll rips her own tits and shove it down her throat! That will be a great sight and a good chance for the biggest beatdown of the entire round!


JERRY HALL (Age: 33; 6'0" / 25th 2-9) vs TANYA ROBERTS (Age: 34; 5'8" / 18th 5-6)
Two of the tallest women in the competition promise to beat the crap out of each other with the loser being pummelled until falling unconscious. Jerry Hall is convinced she can knock Tanya Roberts out despite lots of negative comments about her being slow and weak however the redhead is happy to slug it out with the six-foot model - I've heard those comments too, I guess I have to find out on my own how slow and weak she really is! And when I'll knock her on that fat ass, I won't stop until she crumbles completely and begs me to stop!

[Glamour Fights]

My kudos to Vassago. He is doing a great job on these tournaments. He has done a great job on picking photos. I particularly like his pre- and post-fight comments.

Meg Ryan vs Sharon Stone: So this is a fight between two actresses claiming to be the biggest name in Hollywood. Meg says “The only think Sharon can do on film is to cross and uncross her legs showing us everything she’s got – WHICH ISN”T MUCH!” Sharon says, “The only thing Meg can do is to play air-head little pussycats and that is the WAY SHE FIGHTS!” A real actress catfight takes place. It is too violent and nasty for Sharon to use her sexual diversions on Meg. Besides Meg says Sharon isn’t her type. A hairpulling, slapping, rolling around catfight favors the more agile Meg. Meg ends the hard fought battle by spreading Sharon’s legs and kicking what Sharon likes to display. “Guess that will end your movie career” chortles Meg.

Alison Armitage vs Tracy Scoggins: Seems both Alison and Tracy consider themselves underrated.  Tracy definite is but I’m not so sure abut Alison. Tracy will have an easy time of it and will provide me with lots of redhair and I don’t even have to offer her a bribe.

Catherine Oxenberg vs Rebecca de Mornay: Rebecca has a bad girl image and tries to act tough. Catherine is tough! Just look at the nasty look on her face. Maybe there is some truth about me and women in black leather. It won’t be an easy win for Catherine as Rebecca will match her in aggression. This may be one of the best fights to watch from a spectator standpoint. Both women will try to out actress catfight the Meg/Sharon catfight and they have a good chance of doing it as it will be a done-to-the-wire catfight with blonde hair flying all over. Not able to get a submission, Catherine will end the fight by wrapping her hands around Rebecca’s throat and choking her. Wouldn’t surprise me at all if both have their hands around the others throat at the end of the fight.

Audrey Landers vs Kathleen Turner : So Kathleen has offered, and if fact invited, to take on both Audrey and Judy at the same time. A tough job against anyone to fight two on one and even harder when both Audrey and Judy know lots of tricks. That is the only thing that makes this a long fight. Otherwise Kathleen would twist Audrey into a pretzel with a few seconds. Audrey and Judy use their tricks to keep Kathleen off balance. But sooner or later Kathleen with knock Judy out with one good solid punch to the jaw. Then Kathleen headlocks Audrey until she passes out. Kathleen then strips both sisters and entangles them both together in a knot.

Daryl Hannah vs Demi Moore: Realisticman got it wrong. That is Daryl blowing bubbles after she has defeated Demi. The tall, extremely long legged cave girl gives Demi a painful lesson in how to use legs. First in kicking the shit out of her and then in crushing her once Demi goes down. Daryl then insults Demi by blowing bubbles in her face.

Katherine Kelly Lang vs Nancy Valen: Vassago seems to have me as the personal champion of a few women here. So I stop by to watch Katherine fight first. It is amazing what a little encouragement and confidence can do to turn a punching bag into a strong fighter. Perhaps I should do the same for Nancy and she would go on a winning streak. Sorry, Nancy, but I have to remain loyal to Katherine for now. Besides Katherine is having little trouble beating up Nancy, chasing her around the beach and tacking her then letting her up to tackle her again. Katherine will totally humiliate Nancy and doesn’t’ need any encouragement from me so I move on.

Kim Delaney vs Kate Capshaw: You have to love the sexy lingerie Kim and Kate are fighting in. I am surprised that the “cop” hasn’t won a fight so far. I will enjoy seeing Kim rip that flimsy nightie off of Kate to reveal her super sexy body. Kim’s body is sexy also but not in the same class as Kate’s. Kate is just too superior a wrestler/fighter for Kim but I linger watching nude body on nude body. Kate will end up on Kim’s back and yanking her head back by the hair to get a submission.

Jerry Hall vs Tanya Roberts: Jerry is tall but just too uncoordinated and clumsy to withstand “Sheena” and “Charlie’s Angel” from tossing her around. I don’t think Tanya was the best fighting Sheena or Angel but she knows what she is doing enough to tie Jerry up in knots. Tanya forces Jerry’s long, long, long legs over her head and crosses them their. Jerry is rolled up into a ball with her ass sticking out so Tanya can kick it.

[byline]

Obviously my opinions are on what I think would happen or what I wish would happen and not on what others think or on the voters tallies. Naturally I read what others think as it could influence me but my opinions are my own.

Meg Ryan beats Sharon Stone.
Meg Ryan is one of those sweet things that when she gets angry she really gets angry. She is a woman you don’t want to see mad. This is exactly what Sharon Stone does as she sits there looking smug and completely disrespecting Meg’s fighting abilities. Meg goes straight for the hair and tits as she pins Sharon in the chair. Sharon can’t even uncross her legs as Meg sits on them as she slaps Sharon’s face red and yanks out her hair..

Alison Armitage beaten by Tracy Scoggins
Great picture of Alison Armitage who looks more formidable than I have seen before. Forgive me if you have used this picture before. Alison quickly discovers that no matter how tough she tries to tough Tracy Scoggins is tougher. Tracy is strong and a lot meaner. She uses Alison’s long, red hair to whip her around before slamming her to the ground. Alison ends up with her head between Tracy’s thighs and her nose in her crotch.

Catherine Oxenberg beaten by Rebecca de Mornay
Rebecca de Mornay may be just slightly taller than Catherine Oxenberg but she looks heavier to me and certainly more muscular. She has threatened to rip Catherine’s hair out knowing Catherine is a catfighter. Catherine takes the bait and goes for Rebecca’s hair. Rebecca slams her in the face with a fist instead. A few more hard punches to the face and gut and Catherine is reeling. That is when Rebecca goes for the hair. She pulls Catherine down and finishes ripping out her hair. Rebecca took Catherine’s claws out of the game early and has shown others how to do it.

Audrey Landers beaten by Kathleen Turner
So little Davidina is going to beat Goliathtress? Must be Audrey Landers has snuck up behind Kathleen Turner and hit her over the head with her chair.  It takes both Audrey and Judy to try and hold Kathleen down even though she is groggy. Judy is trying to hold down Kathleen’s legs but she crushes her in a scissors. She puts Judy out with a headlock holding her face buried in her breasts. Then she puts Audrey on top of Judy with both on their backs. She places Audrey’s chair over them and sits down with her arms crossed enjoying the other fights going on around her on the beach.

Daryl Hannah beats Demi Moore.
A brief hairpulling tussle occurs between Daryl Hannah and Demi Moore. It doesn’t last long as Daryl forces Demi down and onto her back. Daryl sprawls over her. She wraps her super long legs around Demi’s legs. She spreads Demi’s legs in the widest grapevine seen so far. “Little, short legged brunette shits shouldn’t try to fight with tough blondes” laughs Daryl.

Katherine Kelly Lang beats Nancy Valen.
I somehow missed voting in this fight but I would have voted for Katherine Kelly Lang. This is a fight that Kathleen Turner is enjoying watching as the blonde Katherine is having no trouble with the brunette Nancy Valen. If that Baywatch swimsuit is as much as a collector’s item as realisticman seems to say it is then you might have expected to see it on eBay shortly – that is if eBay had existed back then. Katherine strips Nancy of her swimsuit and drags her naked body all over the sand. Instead of selling the suit or keeping it Katherine gives it to Glamour Fights as a trophy for his early support of her when others though she was a punching bag. Is she trying to make Lydia Cornell jealous?

Kim Delaney beaten by Kate Capshaw
Kate Capshaw is looking very feminine in her frilly outfit. Kim Delaney is looking down right sexy in her dress or nightie or whatever it is. Both look even better as their rip the clothes off the other and start fighting nude. The two nude fights lock up with hands in hair and go bouncing all around the room. They fall over chairs, get back up, slam into walls and bounce off and keep on fighting. Once they go down they roll back and forth across the floor still ripping hair and slapping. Kate has better body control. She is able to band Kim’s head hard on the floor. Kate is in control from that point on. She uses her naked body to hold down Kim’s naked body and show her womanly dominance over her.

Jerry Hall beaten by Tanya Roberts
This fight last about two minutes. Tanya Roberts puts Jerry Hall down with a double leg lift. Jerry probably has the longest and skinniest legs in the tournament. Tanya puts Jerry on her back and wraps her legs around each other. She encircles Jerry’s legs with one of her own and twist her legs and ankles in a submission winning leglock.

[byline]

Only abut a day left to vote. Some good fights going on and two close ones. Catherine Oxenberg vs. Rebecca de Mornay and Audrey Landers vs. Kathleen Turner. GO VOTE, you can help determine the winners. 

[djcrash]

The best fight in this round would see Daryl sore and hurting as she stumbles away from a defeated Demi.

[byline]

HOLY TURN AROUND, BATMAN! What a comeback my sweet Meg. When I last posted Sharon was having her way with Meg. Suddenly Meg has Sharon on the ropes. Will she continue to pound her for the win or will Sharon hang on to win. Only a few hours left. Does Meg have enough time to pull it out?

Catherine vs. Rebecca and Audry vs. Kathleen have tightened up also. Looks like these fights might not be determined until the last vote.

[Vassago]

I must say the 12th round was probably the most intense of them all so far and in fact four of the five unbeaten women were pushed to the limit in order to save their invincible status. Sharon Stone and Kathleen Turner barely avoided losing their fights in this set, but Heather Thomas and Daryl Hannah had to swallow a bitter pill of defeat. Thanks to byline for spurring on some late voting, which looks like went in favour of Lydia Cornell rather then Heather Thomas and Meg Ryan just run out of steam to put away Sharon Stone.

Meg Ryan (50) vs Sharon Stone (51)
The first fight of this round proved to be the closest one as well and Sharon Stone was anything but on course for the 34 votes difference win which Donna Dixon managed against Meg Ryan. In fact the very nasty and vicious Meg turned up for this one and Sharon had her hands full during an extremely long and competitive fight. Both women quickly hit the floor, applying hairpulling, face-slapping, breast-maulling and eye scratching tactics but unlike Glamour Fights predicted, it was Sharon that delivered the decisive kick to the crotch which left Meg sobbing and losing the contest by the narrowest of margins.

Alison Armitage (40) vs Tracy Scoggins (59)
There was some hunt for red hair as realisticman was first to point out and Tracy Scoggins didn't disappoint both him or GF's wig factory as she pounded Alison Armitage into a quick submission before literally burying her in the sand and allowing anyone to come and yank out strands of Alison's red hair.

Catherine Oxenberg (50) vs Rebecca de Mornay (52)
The pundits were split on this fight and the action went right down to the wire in a similar fashion to Meg Ryan/Sharon Stone. Catherine has developed a successful street fighting tactics so far in this tournament but the master villain of Hollywood proved she's even more vicious as she clawed Catherine into submission by tearing up her face and hair into one big mess. Rebecca ended up pretty sour-looking as well, but living up to her malicious image, she almost didn't take notice as she was on a mission to force the higher-ranked blonde into submission which she achieved after a very long struggle. For Catherine this loss was twice as painful as Heather Locklear has jumped her in the overall standings as well as internal Dynasty rivalry.

Audrey Landers (49) vs Kathleen Turner (51)
Just like Sharon Stone, Kathleen Turner has dodged a major bullet as she in fact to to face both the Landers sisters in this round. Kathleen's invitation didn't fall on deaf ears and Judy quickly tag-teamed Audrey against the unbeaten Turner. The action proved very tough for Kathleen who managed to knock Audrey out after a lenghty brawl byt Judy jumped on her back and started scratching her eyes out causing significant pain. Kathleen's eyesight was limited to the extreme before she dug out one final straw of strenght and shrugged Judy off onto the ground where she could kick her into submission. The fight has costed Kathleen a lot of energy and one knows if she keeps her clean sheet in the next round.

Daryl Hannah (47) vs Demi Moore (53)
Third time proved unlucky for the unbeaten fighters in the next contest as Demi Moore send Daryl Hannah blowing bubbles through her aching throat. The pundits were split but realistican and barbosa this time had the correct insight as the allegedly underachieving Demi arrived with a new found aggression and clawed & ripped the taller blonde to shreds in a sheer display of fury. Daryl was surprised that her record found no respect whatsoever and despite delivering some heavy blows herself, she was just unable to knock the brunette out and once Demi started to drag Daryl by the hair, the humiliation was complete and the blonde couldn't take the pain anymore and gave up for the first time in twelve fights.

Katherine Kelly Lang (67) vs Nancy Valen (30)
A  very one-sided fight followed as Katherine Kelly Lang was never in danger of stopping her win streak as she pummelled Nancy Valen into a quick and brutal submission. The blonde wasted little time by pouding the brunette down on the sand, turned her on the stomach and sat on her back where she grabbed the aching Nancy by the hair and shoved her head in the sand. Nancy was spitting out the sand as Katherine pressed on until the brunette passed out. She then had little problems with stripping the defeated rival off her Baywatch suit and took it as a battle trophy.

Kim Delaney (43) vs Kate Capshaw (55)
Wild punchfest between Kim and Kate took place in the next fight as Kim was encouraged by some positive experts' comments in the previous rounds, but Kate proved simply much stronger and stripped the brunette naked before pounding her head across the chair until Kim passed out and slumped motionless onto the floor. - That's what you get for destroying my dress and scratching my face, bitch! - Kate showed little understanding for Kim's brave effort in this round. At least Kim has left the 32nd place in the standing at the expense of Rosanna Arquette as the two continue to swap the wooden spoon award of the tournament. 

Jerry Hall (43) vs Tanya Roberts (57)
Following Katherine Kelly Lang in her winning ways is Tanya Roberts who overcame Jerry Hall's size advantage and quickly grabbed the model by one of her longs legs and dragged down on the floor. Few quick punches further extended Tanya's stranglehold on this fight but Jerry managed to kick out and catch Tanya in the jaw. This forced the redhead into another attack and Jerry's lack of speed put her on the back foot again as Tanya pinned her on the floor and facesitted into exhaustion. Jerry's long legs were moving everywhere trying to kick out again, but this time it failed and the blonde run out of strenght to avoid another defeat.