[Vassago]

JACQUELINE BISSET (Age: 35; 5'6.5" / 15th 5-6) vs CAROL LYNLEY (Age: 37; 5'6" / 6th 10-1)
Despite Carol Lynley having a much better record I believe this fight could be closer then expected. Jacqueline Bisset is confident she can demolish Carol in a classic blonde vs brunette catfight, but Carol who is on a ten win streak after going down to Bo Derek in the opening round believes she still has a chance in the chase for the overall title - You bet I do! In fact all those undefeated sluts will be very surprised when start clobbering them without any warning. Now I have to get rid of this dumb whore but this will be very easy fight for me!


AGNETHA FALTSKOG (Age: 29; 5'7" / 20th 3-8) vs CHRIS NOEL (Age: 38; 5'5" / 12th 8-3)
After kicking Lesley-Anne Down into submission, Agnetha Faltskog challenges Chris Noel who despite being older and smaller then the Swedish blonde has been doing much better in the tournament so far - I'll change that! Her ponytail is my target and I'll mop the floor with her holding to it! But Chris thinks she's much stronger anyway and will knock Agnetha out herself - Look, she's younger and a bit taller, but she's a wimp, period. Once I start punching her ugly face, she will submit quickly!


INGRID STEEGER (Age: 32; 5'2" / 18th 4-7) vs LINDA HARRISON (Age: 34; 5'6" / 14th 7-4)
There's very little covering Ingrid Steeger's body in this fight and the German is ready to dish out some heavy kicking at Linda Harrison's expense! But Linda has forgotten her miserable showing against Christie Brinkley and thinks she'll have little trouble with the smaller blonde - This stupid bimbo has no chance against me, if she tries to kick me I'll twist her leg so badly, she'll be crying out her submission in no time!


DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 23rd 3-8) vs JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 30th 0-11)
There's lot at stake in a fight between these two lower ranked women. Debbie Harry simply can't wait when she starts to rip Julie Ege's hair out - That's right, wiseguy. I've had enough of some ugly sluts throwing me around. Julie is finally someone I can completely destroy and her hair is coming out first! I will put Glamour Fights' wig company on sale with my collection of hair once I'm done with this bitch! However Julie put up a brave fight against Yutte Stensgaard and believes Debbie will suffer in this round - Her foul mouth is doing OK, but she's been messed up before. She won't have a chance of grabbing my hair, because her scalp will be ripped first, mark my words!


SONIA BRAGA (Age: 29; 5'2" / 25th 2-9) vs CYBILL SHEPHERD (Age: 29; 5'8" / 2nd 11-0)
Fighting nude against Barbi Benton has brought little success for Sonia Braga who now has even a harder task against the in-form Cybill Shepherd. - There's nothing like a good brunette vs blonde fight. I will scratch her eyes out and once she's blind, her perfect record will be gone! But Cybill isn't bothered by those comments whatsoever - Well, her record is such dismal I feel offended she even decided to fight me in first place. I don't expect this contest lasting more then five minutes and I'll let the experts decide how exactly should I finish her!


SONDRA LOCKE (Age: 32; 5'4" / 27th 2-9) vs MARTA KRISTEN (Age: 34; 5'4" / 13th 8-3)
Both women are matching each other in size, but Sondra Locke is very jealous of Marta Kristen's record - If she can win eight fights, I most certainly can win more then two! And her fat ass is going down first on my road to some respectable results. I have no business being ranked 27th or something! However Marta believes Sondra is a weak opponent and won't trouble her at all - Yeah, I'm still targeting Top 10 ranking, you know. I reckon few of my punches will soften her up for good and after that I will knock her out easily!


CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (Age: 25; 5'9" / 1st 11-0) vs VALERIE LEON (Age: 36; 5'11" / 21st 3-8)
There aren't a lot of women taller then Christie Brinkley in this competition (three to be exact) and now the overall leader faces one of them - Yeah, Valerie might be taller then me, but seriously speaking she's not in my league of catfighting. I love her outfit, guess I'm taking it with me after this fight so I have to knock her unconscious, so she won't stop me from doing so! But Valerie Leon is having other ideas - This stupuid cxnt is not stealling my outfit! I just can't wait until I can punch her in that ugly face, so she feels how good fighter I really am!


BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 26th 2-9) vs SUZY KENDALL (Age: 35; 5'4" / 19th 3-8)
After winning her last two fights Barbi Benton has a chance of equalling Suzy Kendall's record and with more blonde vs brunette odds at stake, this promises to be one of the closest fights of the entire round! - I realize this will be a tough fight, but now that I'm finally off the mark I believe I can beat Suzy in a competitive catfight. It will be almost a shame for her to lose that bikini, but I plan to rip it off and give her a real hard day at the office! However Suzy believes her recent narrow loss to a much bigger Susan Anton proves she's a much stronger fighter - This cxnt has won some fights, but she will be whimpering her submission once I rip both her hair and bikini off. She's not going to match my record in this round, no way!

[byline]

For me these fights are fantasy and fun. I give my opinions on how I think they would turn or in some cases how I would like to see them turn out. I make no pretenses about my opinions being factually accurate nor reflecting the voting and how the polls will turn out.

I just noticed that in every case but one I went with the “home team”. Traditionally the home team is always listed second. Damn, if I went with Valerie Leon over Christie Brinkley I would have been a real “homer”. I wonder if I have ever gone completely one way or the other.

Jacqueline Bisset beaten by Carol Lynley
The first brunette against blonde catfight I award to the blonde, Carol Lynley. Both Carol and Jacqueline Bisset had weak opponents last fight. Both are well rested so this will be one of the most intense, physical, hard fought catfights. Lots of hair of both colors will litter the train tracks. Hope they don’t get run over as their concentration will be totally on ripping out and punching out the other. Carol has a smidgeon more strength and stamina than Jacqueline. Carol is also the meaner but again, just by a little. I love the slip Carol is fighting in and the fishnet dress Jacqueline s in. I just wish Jacqueline’s dress didn’t have that solid cloth under the fishnet. Jacqueline will discover the fishnet was a poor choice as Carol will sink her fingers into it and use it to toss Jacqueline around. Even so Jacqueline will give Carol al she can handle before finally going down. I just hope Carol doesn’t tie Jacqueline to the rails. She is mean enough to do that.

Agnetha Faltskog beaten by Chris Noel
This Bob Dylan blonde on blonde catfight goes to the blonde. I picked both Agnetha Faltskog to lose to Lesley-Anne Down last time and Chris Noel to win over Joanna Lumley last time. Both picks were right but both were tights with Chris winning by only a point. Chris doesn’t look all that tough but there is something I like about her fighting style. Furthermore Agnetha is not as good a fighter as Joanna Lumley in my current opinion  Chris Noel is a lot better fighter than Lesley-Anne down. Agnetha is taller, heavier, and looks stronger than Chris. But Chris will outmaneuver and out catfight her. Agnetha must not see well without correct lenses because I don’t see nay ponytail on Chris. On the other hand Agnetha will end up flat on her stomach with Chris standing on her back and pulling up hard on both of Agnetha’s pig tails.

Ingrid Steeger beaten by Linda Harrison
This blonde against brunette fight is an easy win for the brunette. The diminutive Ingrid Steger will be tortured and humiliated by the tough Linda Harrison. Linda has taken Ingrid’s threat about grabbing her leg and twisting it that you can bet the first blow by Linda will be some devastating kick. My guess is right between the legs of the haughty looking Ingrid.  It will be Ingrid’s legs that get twisted so badly she cries out her submission in no time.

Debbie Harry beaten by Julie Ege
This blonde against redhead catfight goes to the redhead. Julie Ege barely lost to another blonde, Yutte, last time. She wants revenge. She came close enough she can taste her first victory. Debbie Harry got thrashed by Lynda Carter and is still recovering. I see Julie coming out very aggressively after her narrow win and Debbie just trying to fend her off hoping Julie will tire. Once Julie gets her hands latched into Debbie’s hair her aggressiveness will only increase.

Sonia Braga beaten by Cybill Shepherd
This brunette against blonde fight is a disaster for the brunette. Cybill Shepherd had a good chance of getting the biggest beatdown but won’t because of the competition between Bo and Morgan and their week opponents. Sonia is tough but seems to have to perform poorly against blondes. Is she afraid of them? Seems unlikely but her records speak otherwise. Cybill is no ordinary blonde. She is one tough blonde who can be a real bitch when she wants to be. She  is fighting for the lead so believe me she will be a super tough bitch this time.

Sondra Locke beaten by Marta Kristen
Marta Kristen has done better than I expected. She beat Ingrid Steeger which wasn’t a big surprise to me even though I picked Ingrid. I just like Marta better as a victim. On the other hand I can understand Sondra Lock’s record. Sondra will have some success going after Marta’s pigtails just like Chris Noel does to Agnetha Faltskog. She won’t be as successful. Marta will be infuriated by Sondra saying she has a fat ass.  Marta won’t be satisfied until she has Sondra’s face buried under her ‘fat ass’.

Christie Brinkley beats Valerie Leon.
This blonde against brunette fight is another one-sided fight in favor of the blonde. Christie Brinkley and Cybill Shepherd will be having a personal battle over who can yank out the most dark hair. Each is trying to establish an edge over the other in what may turn out to be the biggest, toughest fight of the tournament when they meet. Cybill has the biggest beatdown over Christie but Christie is ahead of Cybill in the standings. So this fight has more to do with the Christie – Cybill rivalry and anything Valerie can do. Valerie certainly has the height to compete against Christie but that also gives Christie more body to pound and torture. Valerie will most likely be carried out on a stretcher when this fight is done.

Barbi Benton beaten by Suzy Kendall
The blondes started out winning the first blonde against brunette catfight in this set and will finish up taking the last fight. That gives the edge to the blondes against non-blondes of 4:2 if I am not blonde and can count. Two of the shorter women go at in what should be one of the quickest and entertaining fights in my opinion. Talk about hairpulling! This fight could produce the most hair ripped out. I see one woman straddling the other just ripping out hair and smacking her across the face. Then the other woman will reverse and put even more into it. Not only is it blonde and brunette, but white bikini and black bikini at least while they are on. My belief is that Suzy will barely come out on top and then make Barbi her own playmate.

[Glamour Fights]

The motivation for some of these sexy women isn’t determined by who they are fighting but more by rivalries with other fighters who they either hate or want to stay ahead of.

Jacqueline Bisset vs Carol Lynley:  Carol is too mean for Jacqueline to begin with. Jacqueline is a brunette and so we have the natural blonde vs brunette rivalry. Jacqueline wants to stay ahead of another “fucking stupid blonde just like Carol”, Edina Ronay so that adds to her motivation to win. Carol has the bigger motivation. Susan Denberg is claiming to be the blonde goddess. “Bland goddess” says Carol, “I am way sexier than Susan. She is a pampered Playmate used to fighting out weak Playmates.” It is the battle for supremacy of fighters with only one loss. Carol is convinced she can win so she will tear out gabs and gabs of Jacqueline’s hair to gain the victory.

Agnetha Faltskog vs Chris Noel:  Agnetha and Chris both believe they are the sexier blonde. Chris calls Agnetha fat and a slow, stupid cow. Agnetha tells Chris she is the epitome of the air-head bimbo blonde who gives blondes a bad name. Fighting words like those don’t need any other rivalries to produce a super fight. Nevertheless there are some. Agnetha is in a won/loss record tie with four others. The most important one is with Anni-Frid Lyngstad because of the rivalry with other Scandinavians. It doesn’t hurt that Anni-Frid is also a redhead. A rich dark red color I believe, one that I could use for my wig business. So I hope Chris provides me with a lot. No offense to Chris but her blonde hair seems to be rather thin and not as useful to me. Chris has a current fight for position with Susan Anton and Marta Kristen. Chris doesn’t believe the skinny Anton will be a real challenger. Kristen is a different story. Some have referred to Chris and Marta as “clones”, something no woman likes to hear particularly when she knows she is sexier and a better fighter. Chris will be out to top Marta’s score as Chris is sure Susan will have trouble winning and will probably even lose. As byline has said, Chris will use Agnetha’s pigtails to gain victory. Pulling them out from opposite sides of the head will produce more pain than Agnetha can stand.

Ingrid Steeger vs Linda Harrison: Once again blonde vs brunette provides enough motivation for a wild catfight. The only wildness her will be Linda tossing the height challenged Ingrid around by her hair. Vassago’s favorite will have an easy victory at the expense of Ingrid’s hair and then breasts. Linda disparately wants to move up into the top ten, especially when she sees lightweights like Chris Noel, Marta Kristen, and Susan Anton ahead of her. It doesn’t matter what other rivalries the German may have as she can do little against the superior Linda who will dominate and humiliate Ingrid.

Debbie Harry vs Julie Ege:  Maybe I an wanting Debbie to win because of my conflict of interest. That is, Julie’s hair is much more valuable to my business than Debbie’s bleached hair. And Debbie has promised to provide me with all I can use. Julie should have a good chance because she is the only winless Scandinavian. Truthfully Debbie can be one mean, nasty bitch. I am not sure she has a particular rivalry but rather she hates every other woman in this tournament. Julie also made the mistake in her outfit. Her tits won’t be protected long by that minimal covering and Debbie will use the long whateveritis hanging down from her neck as a noose.

Sonia Braga vs Cybill Shepherd: The brunette Sonia is out of her league against the blonde Cybill no matter what barbosa thinks. You can bet Cybill will be going for the biggest beat down. Cybill’s real rivalry at the moment is with Christie Brinkley who she believes is the only one who can challenge her for the title. Cybill and Christie are vying for the top spot. Pulse they seen to alternate for the biggest beatdowns so far with Cybill have the slight edge while Christie has the overall difference lead. Neither Christie nor Cybill are worried about Catherine Bach, Cheryl Ladd, and Bo Derek. Catherine is the biggest threat but both have promised to show what a pretender Catherine is when they face her. They had better be careful they don’t get Catherine too angry. Cybill has declared she could beat up Cheryl and Bo at the same time. So the only question here is how badly with Cybill hurt or injure and will she surpass Christie’s beating of Valerie Leon. I give the edge to Cybill Valerie is a lot bigger opponent than Sonia, she has the better record than Sonia and she is tougher. I am not saying who I think will win between Cybill and Christie at this time.

Sondra Locke vs Marta Kristen: Just like the Agnetha-Chris fight, this is a blonde vs blonde fight. The match up physically quite well although I think Marta is a little heavier. She certainly looks more muscular relatively. Marta has heard Chris Noel’s remarks and also despises the “clone” comparison. “The only things the same about us right now is we are both natural blondes and we have the same record. I am stronger and will prove it by whipping Sondra’s ass by a lot more than Chris will Agnetha’s That is if Chris can even whip her ass which I doubt.” Sondra has been listening to all of Marta’s bragging. “She is a conceited bitch who is in for a surprise.” Sondra is in a current rivalry with Barbi Benton and Sonia Braga. Both are brunettes who Sondra wants to finish ahead of, especially Barbi Benton. Sorry Sondra, try as you may I think Marta will live up to her boast.

Christie Brinkley vs Valerie Leon:  I have to agree with byline that this is a one-sided fight of blonde over brunette. Once again the competition here is between Christine and Cybill with Sonia and Valerie playing spoilers to determine whether Christie or Cybill win their personal beatdown battle.  Christie has heard my favoring Cybill in this fight. “What you say is true, Valerie is a lot tougher than Sonia. That is why win I demolish Valerie more than Cybill it will prove than I am the better fighter than Cybill. I am also stronger. I will remain in first place. When I fight Cybill put your money on me if you don’t want to lose.” WOW! What a fight is brewing between Christie and Cybill. But don’t count out some other fighter as toppling either one.

Barbi Benton vs Suzy Kendall: Two of the most gorgeous women are fighting each other. And it is blonde vs brunette. I think this could be the most even and longest fight. It will be an intense battle all the way. I favor Suzy slightly because she looks so much more confident and menacing in her pose. They are only one win apart in favor of Suzy in the standings which is to say they are pretty even from their records. Barbi is taller which may give her an advantage at times. Suzy is more agile and quicker which will give her the advantage in other instances. Barbi will be horrified if she finishes below that “skinny, weak bimbo Sondra”. Suzy wants to move up into the to 16 half of the standings.

[Vassago]

Here are the post-fight thoughts for Round 12. Some wild action took place in this round and Julie Ege has a particular reason to be happy with in this set after winning her first fight!

As usual thx for all the votes and comments 

Jacqueline Bisset (32) vs Carol Lynley (38)
Despite having a much better record Carol Lynley had to really tough it out against Jacqueline Bisset who had been equally spurred on by the blonde-brunette rivalry. Only barbosa gave Jacqueline the edge, but the other experts predicted a good fight for her nonetherless. In the end it was Carol who ripped chunks of Jacqueline's hair to the point even the bravest of brunettes would have had enough. Unfortunately for the blonde, Susan Denberg exceeded her victory margin by some distance and threatens to become Glamour Fights' new favourite goddess, but I'll come to that later!

Agnetha Faltskog (32) vs Chris Noel (37)
Another fight where a woman with a significantly better record, prevailed by not so big margin after all. Agnetha was fighting before her old bandmate nemesis Anni-Frid Lyngstad and tried to pull an upset by roughing Chris Noel up but the older blonde proved a much tougher opponent and literally wore the younger singer down to sheer exhaustion. Some old fashioned breast maulling and face-slapping really took the fight out of the Swede who just couldn't avoid getting pinned into defeat. Once again barbosa was the odd man out in predictions and failed for the second time.

Ingrid Steeger (31) vs Linda Harrison (39)
Unanimous decision by the experts this time but Ingrid Steeger is definitely trying to find some of Elke Sommer's mojo and get as many wins as possible despite her rather slender statue. On the other hand, Glamour Fights has picked on me with Linda Harrison probably still remembering my disappointement when Linda missed his 60s tournament. Well, as wild and aggressive Ingrid was in this fight, Linda just outlasted her and smacked down witha barrage of punches to the exposed stomach and eventually ripping the very tiny bikini top off. Ingrid's claws bruised Linda's face and breasts as well, but in the end the brunette proved stronger and forced the aggressive German into submission. Since Elke is done with her fights, maybe she will cheer on her fellow compatriot now?

Debbie Harry (34) vs Julie Ege (36)
This proved to be the second closest fight of the entire round with both women giving it all in order to gain a very rare victory. In fact, Julie Ege was still looking for her maiden success and she finally got one which byline had on the cards as the sole pundit. It didn't take long before both women went for each other's hair trying to rip it all out as soon as possible. The intensity of this hairpulling was extremely vicious and after a real struggle, both Debbie and Julie ended up bald and unable to pull more hair out of each other. But instead of this fight being called a draw like Suzanne Somers and Farrah Fawcett decided in the 60s poll, Julie used her breasts covering necklace and wrapped it around Debbie's neck much to the singer's surprise. Debbie was certain she's done enough to avoid another defeat but the Norwegian's trick was something she didn't expect and got choked into submission as a result. Meanwhile Julie couldn't care less about Debbie and even about losing all her hair in this fight since she's finally broken the streak of eleven losses in the tournament. For Debbie this was the second defeat to a previously winless opponent (the first one being Barbi Benton).

Sonia Braga (23) vs Cybill Shepherd (46)
Contrary to the previous contest, this was anything but close as Cybill Shepherd easily pummelled Sonia Braga into submission however she was never in frame for the biggest beatdown of this round and ended up over twice as many votes behind Bo Derek's record breaking trashing. What's more she lost further ground to Christie Brinkley who's winning margin was better by three votes. Looks like Cybill took this round easily and saved some energy for other rounds despite Sonia being on the weak side and a good target for even more rough treatment.

Sondra Locke (25) vs Marta Kristen (43)
The lack of belief in Sondra's fighting skills is getting obvious among the competitors and Marta Kristen wasted little time in pummelling the slender blonde into a humiliating submission. Few punches from Sondra hardly challenged Marta who dragged Sondra onto the ground and pinned her flat before dishing out some heavy blows instead. Sondra's face quickly became sour and there was no coming back from this situation anymore.

Christie Brinkley (49) vs Valerie Leon (23)
The overall leader wasn't challenging for the biggest beatdown this time, but did enough to overcome Cybill Shepherd's winning margin as well as puting some shame on realisticman who predicted her maiden loss. Glamour Fights set up an internal rivalry between Christie and Cybill and the swimsuit model provided some good skills by tripping Valerie Leon down quickly and yanking out her dark hair in chunks. Valerie tried to get up but few punches in the face and stomach firmly kept her on the ground where Christie could facesit her into submission before grabbing her by the hair and rolling around on the stomach where she applied a devastating hairpulling camel clutch which was more then enough for Valerie to quit in tears.

Barbi Benton (32) vs Suzy Kendall (37)
I just missed the prediction for the closest fight of the entire round but a very rough hairpulling catfight took place and Suzy Kendall emerged on top also claiming superiority over Julie Ege who managed to rip her foe bald as well but ended up with no hair of her own left. Suzy salvaged some of her blonde strands despite Barbi Benton really puting some harm but at the end of a very rough combat a loser was declared by virtue of losing all the hair and that turned out to be Barbi rather then Suzy. Most of the pundits went with the blonde model's intimidating expression and she didn't disappoint them by sending the brunette rival into Glamour Fights' wig company.