[Vassago]

BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 5th 12-0) vs INGRID STEEGER (Age: 32; 5'2" / 19th 4-8)
Couple of petite blondes take the stage with Bo Derek fresh from record beatdown in the previous round. - I'm in the mood to further extend that mark and I'm taking both the hat and this skinny bitch's hair with me today! However Ingrid Steeger doesn't think Bo is taking anything with her other then a defeat: - Her long blonde hair is all coming out! The bitch has forgotten how vicious I am and if she underestimates me, she's gonna need a trip to wig factory cause I'm keeping all her hair with me!


SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 11th 9-3) vs SUSAN DENBERG (Age: 35; 5'7" / 7th 11-1)
This fight has every chance to end up as the closest of the entire round as Susan Anton takes on Susan Denberg in another all-blonde contest. Anton just managed to beat Edina Ronay in the previous round as believes she can finally crack the Top 10 after pummelling her Austrian foe - There's room for only blonde Susan here and that's certainly not that fat European cow! I will literally kick the shit out of her and won't play around like I've done with some midgets before! But Denberg is convinced she's the better woman of the two: - She's trying to talk the talk but she got lucky in her previous fight. She'll need a lot of luck just to stay in once piece today though as I will crush her skinny ass apart with my strong legs. She will be into submission mode very quickly indeed!


ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD (Age: 34; 5'7" / 21st 3-9) vs JACQUELINE BISSET (Age: 35; 5'6.5" / 15th 5-7)
The redhead singer is desperate to move ahead of bandmate Agnetha Faltskog and promises to give Jacqueline Bisset a really tough fight - She's got slightly better record then me, but that doesn't matter. I will punch her lights out in a brutal fight, so I can finally jump above Agnetha where I really belong! However Jacqueline didn't lose a close fight against Carol Lynley for nothing: - I'm much tougher then this singer slut so if there's anyone getting knocked out unconscious it's gonna be her! Just wait and see!


JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 29th 1-11) vs SONDRA LOCKE (Age: 32; 5'4" / 27th 2-10)
A very competitive and furious fight lines up next with Julie Ege looking to jump ahead of Sondra Locke in the overall standings. The Norwegian redhead finally got off the mark in the previous round and now wants to destroy Sondra Locke as well - Everyone's been talking how weak Sondra really is and the fact she's got a better record then me is very offending. I'm going to change that and kick her brains out here! But Sondra thinks otherwise and promises to demolish Julie instead - That's fucking right, I need to improve my ranking quickly and once I rip this redhead slut bald, I will be moving up for sure!


LINDA HARRISON (Age: 34; 5'6" / 14th 8-4) vs  LESLEY-ANNE DOWN (Age: 25; 5'5" / 31st 0-12)
One of the two still winless fighters in the competition, Lesley-Anne Down promises to break her streak and believes there's a pattern developing with Linda Harrison: - She's lost two fights to previously winless women - Yutte Stensgaard and Pamela Tiffin - so I think she has a habit of underestimating lower ranked women. That's my chance right there and intend to knock her on that fat ass, so I can finally taste success! But Linda herself is less worried about those comments - If I say, I might get the biggest beatdown of this round, will anyone be laughing at me? No? Thanks, cause I plan to tear this slut to shreds and keep her hapless record alive!


VALERIE LEON (Age: 36; 5'11" / 23rd 3-9) vs MORGAN FAIRCHILD (Age: 29; 5'4" / 8th 10-2)
This promises to be a very rough fight as the tall brunette Valerie Leon takes on much smaller but very aggressive blonde Morgan Fairchild who still hasn't gotten over the fact she lost an internal votes battle to Bo Derek in the previous round - You bet I'm still mad at this bitch! Luckily I see some lanky whore ready to get her ass kicked. Those tall wimps are so slow it's gonna be very easy for me to take her down, rip her hair and scratch her eyes out! However Valerie believes she's got a kick or two in offering as well - She's quite fast and vicious but very small compared to me. She won't have any chance of taking me down because I will kick her in the jaw straight away and she will be tumbling down on the floor herself!


CHRIS NOEL (Age: 38; 5'5" / 13th 9-3) vs BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 26th 2-10)
Another blonde vs brunette fight as Chris Noel lures Barbi Benton on the beach and plans to thoroughly beat her up: - That's right, she got ripped to shreds by Suzy Kendall last time around and I'm much better fighter then Suzy anyway. I will crush this Playboy bimbo and pound her dumb head against this rock until she passes out! However Barbi still has some fire left in her despite a tough loss to Suzy Kendall - This blonde whore is old and slow, the only head that will be pounded against this rock will be hers, not mine!


PAMELA TIFFIN (Age: 37; 5'7" / 28th 1-11) vs CAROL LYNLEY (Age: 37; 5'6" / 6th 11-1)
The last fight is equal on paper, but the records of Pamela and Carol couldn't be more different. Pamela Tiffin has scored her lone victory against Linda Harrison and plans an aggressive approach towards Carol Lynley - She's not that fast I reckon and allthough she looks tough, I might surprise her like I've surprised Linda Harrison before. I'm not that weak as my record shows! On the other hand Carol finds little sympathy for her opponent - This bitch is a battered mess already. I will take that chair underneath her fat ass and crush it against her empty head. Once she cries out her submission, I will crush her with my strong thighs and maybe I'll get lucky enough to get the biggest win of the entire round!

[Glamour Fights]

Another great set of fights and great pictures by Vassago.

Bo Derek vs Ingrid Steeger: Another easy fight for Bo. She does well against women bigger than her and Ingrid is actually smaller. Ingrid’s flimsy blouse will be ripped open in the first few seconds of the fight. Bo will then maul and mash Ingrid’s boobs while Bo’s own tits stay protected by her sweater. Don’t be surprised if Ingrid’s hat is pulled own over her head and ends up around her neck as Bo rips her hair out. Another chance for the biggest beatdown but I think both Christie and Cybill will top her score this time.

Susan Anton vs Susan Denberg: I wouldn’t call Susan D’s ass fat but it is more substantial than Susan A’s. Susan A’s chances always seem to depend on whether she can punch her foe down before her foe gets to her. She will be surprised at how hard Susan D can punch back. Denberg will use Anton’s long blonde hair to take her down. She will facesit Anton with that more substantial ass while she pulls her legs up and over and locks them under her arms. It will be a glorious reverse face sit, match book combo.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad vs Jacqueline Bisset: I think I haven’t given Jacqueline the respect she deserves. She has proven to be a real scrapper and gave Carol Lynley a good fight. I consider Carol one of the better fighters and one of the meanest so Jacqueline has moved up in my estimation even though she lost. Anni-Frid wants to get into a punch out with Jacqueline and Jacqueline has accepted the challenge. They will trade blows but in the end Anni-Frid will be the one knocked on her ass more often than not.

Julie Ege vs Sondra Locke: A free-for-all hairpulling fight takes place as often occurs between lower raked women. What they don’t have in strength or skill that make up for in intensity and viciousness. I predict this will be one of the wildest and closest fights. Pride won’t let it end up in a draw. As the two women fight to exhaustion I think Julie will find just enough to get Sondra under her where she will hold her down and rip more hair out.

Linda Harrison vs Lesley-Anne Down: Linda seems to lose to weak women, having lost those two fights to winless women. Does she lose concentration? There is a danger sign her as Lesley-Anne is winless. Rest assured, Vassago, it won’t happen this time. Lesley-Anne may well be the weakest fighter in the tournament, both physically and mentally. Linda will toy with her and still come out way ahead. An easy fight for Linda.

Valerie Leon vs Morgan Fairchild: There always seem to be a competition between Morgan and Bo Derek when both have weaker opponents as to who will get the bigger win. I think Vassago puts them in the same set just so they can compare how they are doing against each other. It isn’t quite fair this time as Valerie towers over Morgan while Bo has a shorter opponent. That may just inspire bitchy Morgan even more. You will see the glee in Morgan’s eyes as she gets Valerie down and humiliates her. My guess Morgan will twist Valerie’s long legs in knots. But Morgan won’t get the biggest beatdown this time. Bo will top her once again and both Christie and Cybill will also.

Chris Noel vs Barbi Benton: If any fight is going to top the Julie Ege vs Sonia Locke fight in closeness it could be this fight. The fight should be just as intense and the fighters will show more skill in this fight. This is also a fantastic blonde vs brunette match up that always adds fuel to the fire. The fight will take place all over the beach. An extra effort will be made by each to rip out hair. After a long back and forth fight Chris will start dragging Barbi across the sand by her longer brunette hair. It would be such a great sight to see Chris tug Barbi out into the waves and then ride her surf board style while steering using Barbi’s luscious hair.

Pamela Tiffin vs Carol Lynley: A nice, sweet, weak fighter against a mean, nasty, tough fighter. Enough said except Carol has a chance to get the biggest beatdown unless she has too much fun playing with Pamela.

[byline]

My two cents worth.
Bo Derek beats Ingrid Steeger
Bo Derek is on a roll and her train will flatten Ingrid Steeger. She can see the scared look in Ingrid’s eyes as her frilly outfit will do little to protect her from Bo’s claws. Will Bo get the biggest beatdown again by making Ingrid eat her own hat?

Susan Anton beaten by Susan Denberg
Susan Anton barely beat Edina Ronay and Susan Denberg is at least as twice as tough a fighter as Edina. Susan will overpower the weaker Susan. I don’t know if she will twist Susan’s arms in knots or her long, long legs or maybe both.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad beats Jacqueline Bisset
Anni-Frid Lyngstad and Jacqueline Bisset fight evenly until the end. It is an even fight with Anni-Frid wearing Jacqueline down to eke out a victory. Anni-Frid got beat quickly by Yutte in their last fight which I got wrong. Jacqueline Bisset gave Carlo Lynley all she could handle which I predicted. It was a long, hard fight that took a lot out of both. Jacqueline not only got exhausted but she suffered a defeat to her mental toughness as she lost. Anni-Frid is much fresher as her fight finished quickly even if she loss. The tow are well matched and so Anni-Frid’s better conditioning allows her to outlast Jacqueline..

Julie Ege beats Sondra Locke
I agree with Glamour Fights this time as this will be one of the wildest hairpulling fights even if both have been less than spectacular in their fights so far. It’s simple – when two weak fighters think they have an opponent that can beat and even dominate they go all out. Often than not they are still weaker and so get beat up anyway. But when the two are evenly matched as these two are it produces one great fight. I flipped a coin and it came up Julie. I tried two out of three and then four out of seven and it still came up Julie. I won’t go against nature.

Linda Harrison beats Lesley-Anne Down
If I were going to predict an upset in this set this would be the one. As Glamour Fights indicated Linda :Harrison doesn’t always take weaker opponents seriously. I think she is one smart cookie and has learned her lessons the hard way. I don’t expect her to take it easy or underestimate any rival from here on out. She will go after Lesley-Ann Down with a vengeance. She will rip Lesley-Ann’s hair out and slap her silly.

Valerie Leon beaten by Morgan Fairchild
Morgan Fairchild has to be one of the skinniest and lightest fighters in the tournament as one of the shortest, but not the shortest. Valerie Leon is one of the tallest. Morgan is also one of the nastiest – she would say the nastiest –  and one of the most agile and quickness. Valerie is awkward and slow. Morgan is just the right height to deliver blow and blow between Valerie’s legs. Once Valerie drops to her knees she is at the right height for Morgan to smash her in the face. Once Valerie goes down Morgan’s skinny legs apply a lot of pressure per square inch to Valerie’s neck. Too much in fact as Valerie passes out.
   
Chris Noel beats Barbi Benton
This fight is not going to be as close as Glamour Fights thinks it is. Chris Noel spots the extra flab around Barbi Benton’s belly. “She may have appeared in Playboy a lot but she sure has let herself go and get out of shape. No wonder she has lost so many fights.” Chris comes out from behind her rock. She grabs Barbi by her long brunette hair and slams her in the belly. Another hard punch and the wind and fight is knocked out of Barbi. Chris enjoys herself pulling Barbi around the beach by the hair and finally into the water. She pulls down her own bikini bottom and face sits Barbi as the water washes back and forth over Barbi’s face.

Pamela Tiffin beaten by Carol Lynley
Carol Lynley proves how strong she is by lifting Pamela Tiffin off her chair in a fireman’s carry. She twirls her around and slams her into the wall. Then Carol gets down on one knee and sticks her out knee out to drop Pamela’s crotch on her knee. Pamela falls on her back and Carol lifts her legs and spreads them. She stomps on Pamela’s crotch to end the fight quickly. “Now where is the next bitch for me to finish off, I hope she’s a brunette” brags Carol.

[djcrash]

Got my votes in.

[byline]

Only a few hours left to go. Still time to vote. There are at least two close fights as of this writing that could go either way or end up in a draw. Your vote could decide the winner. One fighter will love you and one will want to kill you. 

[Vassago]

I've been busy the last couple of weeks, but here's the post-fight review of this round. As usual, many thanks for all the votes and comments! 

Bo Derek (60) vs Ingrid Steeger (26)
There was no chance for Bo Derek to challenge Cybill and Christie for the biggest beatdown of the entire round mainly because Ingrid Steeger run out of hair to pull and even Bo shoving the fancy hat down the German's throat didn't help either. Bo claimed that Ingrid was just not good enough to survive a long fight and should get some bonus points for entertainment value, but just like Lynda Carter, her appeal was dismissed.

Susan Anton (39) vs Susan Denberg (47)
The battle of the Susans was a close fought one but the Austrian blonde eventually came out on top and turned the American's stomach into a mush by some heavy punching that was a far cry off Celebrity Boxing, Anton has experienced in the States. As the American went down on the floor, struggling to breath, she became an easy prey for Denberg to be scissored into submission with the Austrian's strong thighs.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad (41) vs Jacqueline Bisset (42)
Second fight involving an ABBA member that was decided by just a single vote, but this time the singer fell down to her rival which was Jacqueline Bisset. A very even fight took place with both women rolling on the floor, trading punches, slaps and breast-mauling along the way before Jacqueline rolled out on top and kept Anni-Frid's back firmly pinned to the ground. The Norwegian just didn't have anything left in her lungs and succumbed into a very painful defeat not only given the fact Agnetha Faltskog has moved ahead of her in the internal ABBA rivalry.

Julie Ege (44) vs Sondra Locke (41)
This was even a closer fought hairpulling brawl then Donna Mills and Sonia Braga as both women were equally looking for a rare victory. Julie and Sondra immediately went for each other's hair and very quickly red and blonde chunks were scathering the floor as neither wanted to give up no matter how afraid they were of losing all of their hair. Even when Julie forced Sondra on her knees, Sondra came back and also dragged Julie on the floor where the hairpulling continued. Finally after almost ten minutes of vicious action, the last strand of hair was pulled out of the loser's head and it was Sondra Locke who burst into tears as she just couldn't believe she lost to Julie Ege who herself only had few strands of red hair left.

Linda Harrison (53) vs Lesley-Anne Down (32)
There was no drama for Linda in this one as she took the fight against Lesley-Anne as serious as possible and easily pounded the fellow brunette into a complete mess. Linda quickly grabbed Lesley by the hair and some hard punches to face and stomach was more then Lesley could handle. With Donna Mills beating Sonia Braga, this defeat leaves Lesley-Anne Down as the only winless woman of the competition whereas Linda looks to have firmly put her demons from the fights against Yutte Stensgaard and Pamela Tiffin aside.

Valerie Leon (31) vs Morgan Fairchild (54)
Morgan Fairchild seems to like realisticman's call on her being the most vicious hairpuller of the entire competition and she made certain that Valerie Leon felt that in this fight as plenty of ripped black chunks scathered the floor with Morgan on a mission to leave her raven-haired foe bald. Allthough much bigger and stronger then Morgan, Valerie was too slow to make any impression on the fiery blonde and succumbed to the vicious onslaught while she still had some hair left. That didn't stop Morgan from literally twisting Valerie's long legs behind her back as the blonde rode out her victorious parade.

Chris Noel (45) vs Barbi Benton (38)
Despite being called "old" by barbosa, Chris Noel scored another win allthough she had to go a long way before the recently in-form Barbi Benton finally submitted. A beach fight turned into a hairpulling brawl in which Barbi thought of having an upperhand because of Chris' shorter hair meant it was less of them to pull out. But Chris had easier task of grabbing Barbi's longer hair and once all the hairpulling was done, Barbi crumbled on her knees and allowed to be dragged around the sand by the left-overs as Chris put all her "experience" as she likes to call it to dominate the younger opponent. Wonder if anyone will bring up Chris' age again to handicap her in the fortcoming fights?

Pamela Tiffin (22) vs Carol Lynley (61)
Finally another cruel pounding was dished out in the last fight as Carol Lynley showed no mercy whatsoever to Pamela Tiffin and literally kicked the shit out of her in a brutal fashion. Barbosa somehow thought Carol will go down in this one, but everyone else predicted she'll destroy the brunette in a short fight and that's what happened. This was the third biggest beatdown of the entire round behind Christie and Cybill.