[Vassago]

SUZY KENDALL (Age: 35; 5'4" / 18th 4-8) vs MARGOT KIDDER (Age: 31; 5'6.5" / 30th 1-11)
After getting better of Barbi Benton in a wild hairpulling fight, Suzy Kendall targets moving up into the Top 16 of the rankings. If Suzy beats Margot Kidder and Yutte Stensgaard, Edina Ronay and Jacqueline Bisset all lose, Suzy will reach her highest position of #15. The blonde model is very confident of her success and has prepared a champagne to celebrate it already. However Margot Kidder who barely recovered from a massive pounding at the hands of Morgan Fairchild thinks otherwise - I will drown that blonde bimbo in her tub and drink the champagne on my own!


MARTA KRISTEN (Age: 34; 5'4" / 12th 9-3) vs CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (Age: 25; 5'9" / 1st 12-0)
A true test of strenght for Marta Kristen who's impressive record is expected to be downed by the current leader Christie Brinkley.  - I have no idea what this bitch is dreaming about but I will knock her out senseless so she can remain in her dreamland fantasy. Don't look now, but her first loss is coming up right here! However Christie isn't bothered too much by Marta's bold comments - Some people were calling this slut Shepherd as the competition favourite, but once I kick the brains out this useless blonde bimbo, I will get even more respect then just pummelling some weak opponents like Shepherd has been doing lately!


CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 4th 12-0) vs JOANNA LUMLEY (Age: 33; 5'8" / 24th 2-10)
Coming off a third best winning mark in the previous round, Cheryl Ladd wants the biggest one here against Joanna Lumley. But the English Avenger has put a brave challenge against Lynda Carter and looks in for causing a surprise versus the unbeaten blonde Angel. Cheryl is quick to point out her advantage: - Look, as far as the new Charlie's Angels go, they were still miles ahead of the New Avengers in terms of publicity. I might not be the next Farrah Fawcett, but I'm doing much better then she's done in the 60s poll anyway! On the other hand Joanna dismisses those comments: She's been doing better then some weak blonde slut, who cares? I'm equal with Diana Rigg in the Avengers rankings and it's about time someone finally set the record straight both for the Angels and Cheryl Ladd herself!


DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 32nd 0-12) vs SONIA BRAGA (Age: 29; 5'2" / 25th 2-10)
Two women in a desperate need of success square off next. Donna Mills has been brutalized by Bo Derek in the previous round while Sonia Braga did lhardly better versus Cybill Shepherd. For one of these two the 13th round will be a lucky one and Donna is more then happy to see Sonia as her next opponent - I'm tired of losing all those fights, I'm bigger and definitely stronger then this ugly bitch and I just can't wait when I rip her fucking hair out! However Sonia believes Donna has no business in doing her any harm - She's perhaps slightly bigger, but she's an old, fat cow as well. I will knock her on that fat ass easily and then claw her ugly face apart! #13 will be my lucky number!


EDINA RONAY (Age: 35; 5'4" / 17th 5-7) vs ORNELLA MUTI (Age: 24; 5'6.5" / 10th 9-3)
After a very narrow loss to Susan Anton by just a single vote, Edina Ronay is out for revenge and looks at Ornella Muti without much sympathy - This fat bitch lost three fights in a row and I will make it four once I claw her in shreds. Just ask Susan Anton how lucky her win really was the other day! But Ornella believes Edina is a perfect opponent for her losing streak to end - I almost feel sorry for her. Oh, wait.. I actually don't! I've been waiting for this kind of a weak bitch for a long time, now I can forget about all my previous losses and finally kick some real shit! Just let me at her!


CYBILL SHEPHERD (Age: 29; 5'8" / 2nd 12-0) vs DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 22nd 3-9)
Following a quick defeat of Sonia Braga, Cybill Shepherd wants to further decrease Christie Brinkley's overall lead - I've heard that stupid bitch looks for some big time ass-kicking. Well, I've got bad news for her, I will demolish Debbie Harry more then she manages to do with Marta Kristen. In fact, I think Marta has a good chance of upsetting Christie, so I can finally move into #1 position! Meanwhile Debbie Harry looks to be stripping off before this fight - You bet I am, this is a tough struggle in prospect and I don't want to leave anything for her to catch or grab. I might have lost to some Norwegian bimbo in the previous round, but my hair is perfectly fine now and Cybill's long strands are pretty good to aim at. I have no idea why she hasn't lost so far, can anyone tell me?


CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 3rd 12-0) vs YUTTE STENSGAARD (Age: 33; 5'6" / 16th 5-7)
The brunette has overcome a tough fight against Ornella Muti whereas the blonde triumped in the Scandinavian battle over Anni-Frid Lyngstad. Catherine Bach still rates her chances for the overall title very good though and doesn't think Yutte Stensgaard will stop her: - It's very simple, after I've beaten Ornella, no one can say that my ranking is built upon winning over weaker opposition. Yutte looks pretty fragile to me, so I should have no problems wrecking her quickly! However the Danish blonde is equally determined to get some respect - I've heard Suzy Kendall is on a mission to steal my Top 16 spot. Forget about it! Catherine must be tired after a long fight with Ornella Muti and here's my chance to pull an upset. My long legs will wrap around her neck and she'll pass out in pain!


LYNDA CARTER (Age: 28; 5'9.5" / 9th 10-2) vs AGNETHA FALTSKOG (Age: 29; 5'7" / 20th 3-9)
Classic brunette vs blonde fight with both women looking for different things. Lynda Carter still enjoys her Top 10 slot and wants to stay there as long as possible whereas Agnetha is trying to remain ahead of her bandmate nemesis Anni-Frid Lyngstad whom she currently keeps behind by votes difference. - I think Frida has an easier opponent then me this round, but I will still give my best. Lynda had a tough fight against Joanna Lumley and didn't look all that convincing, so I think she's probably feeling a bit tired now. I'm anything but tired so an upset is on the cards! Even without her Wonder Woman costume, Lynda still isn't much bemused by those comments and promises to knock Agnetha out quickly! - That's right, wiseguy. If it wasn't for Cybill Shepherd fighting Debbie Harry, I could have gone for the biggest beatdown here! But this blonde whore will be still spitting out her teeth once I punch them out!

[Glamour Fights]

Another great set of fights and great pictures by Vassago.

Suzy Kendall vs Margot Kidder: Suzy will get to celebrate but not with her current drink. Margot in a desperate attempt to gain a win jumps on Suzy in the bathtub fully clothed. The two struggle in the small confines of the tub. That is an advantage for the smaller Suzy who ends up on Margot’s back and shoves her head under the bubble bath.

Marta Kristen vs Christie Brinkley: Christie is too big, too strong, and too good a fighter and would dominate sexy Marta in normal circumstances. Christie has good reason to be going for the biggest beat down. She was upset when Cybill topped her beat down record and Cybill is also hot on her hot ass to take over the top spot. In addition both Christie and Cybill are miffed and embarrassed than both Morgan Fairchild and Bo Derek exceeded their beat down records. Christie will win big but Marta is good enough to keep her from regaining the beat down title overall. She won’t even get it this time as I think Cybill will win this internal challenge as she has a weak opponent.

Cheryl Ladd vs Joanna Lumley: Judging from how Cheryl Ladd is doing in this tournament compared to how Jaclyn Smith and Farrah Fawcett did in my tournament and Tanya Roberts is doing in the 80s tournament, Cheryl may be the littlest but toughest of  Charlie’s Angels. But I think the Avengers are better fighters across the board than the Angels. Joanna is going to have fun flipping Cheryl in hip tosses only she will be using Cheryl’s gorgeous blonde hair. Much of the hair will come out with each toss.

Donna Mills vs Sonia Braga: I was going to pick Sonia because I see her has a real spitfire. But then she called Donna a fat cow. Donna may well be the skinniest bitch in this field. Someone as myopic as Sonia is going to have trouble seeing Donna to go after her, especially if Donna turns sideways. Donna can be a real bitch. She will make Sonia pay for having that waist long, thick black hair. Sonia will find out Donna’s ass is body, not fat, as she sits on her face.

Edina Ronay vs Ornella Muti: I thought Ornella had a good chance at beating Catherine Back because she wanted to stop her losing streak at two. Having lost three fights in a row her confidence might be destroyed. But I think she has the pride to want to end her slide her and now. Edina can put up a good fight against her but Edina is no Catherine Bach. A had fight will take place but Edina’s clothes will be in shreds and a lot of her hair gone by the time Ornella gets done using her claws.

Cybill Shepherd vs Debbie Harry: Cybill’s motivations are similar to Christie Brinkley’s. She seems to be in a personal feud with Christie as to who is best. So far Christie remains in first place but Cybill has a bigger beatdown. She is even more upset than Christie than Morgan and Bo have topped her. Cybill will crush Debbie. She will have no mercy as she goes for the biggest beatdown this time. I think she will get it but she won’t top Bo’s and Morgan’s previous records.

Catherine Bach vs Yutte Stensgaard: I can’t believe I actually picked Catherine to lose last time. It was against Ornella so I wasn’t completely crazy. I can only plead that some evil demon took over my mind. The demon has been exorcized and I am not back in my right mind. Yutte has been a spoiler at times but the only thing that gets spoiled in this fight is her hair. That towel won’t offer much protection as Catherine has fun after she beats up Yutte and uses the towel to flip some whip lick snaps at her body. Don’t forget (which I did) that the light brown haired Catherine is chasing two blondes who she considers airheads for the number one ranking.

Lynda Carter vs Agnetha Faltskog: Physically I think Agnetha could give Lynda all she could handle and have a chance at winning. But she says beating Lynda would be an upset. That tells me she thinks Lynda is better and she, Agnetha, would be lucky to win. That is not the mental attitude it takes to beat a tough fight like Lynda. Agnetha will give Lynda a good fight but when the going gets tough her mental doubt will betray her.

[byline]

My two cents worth.
Suzy Kendall beats Margo Kidder
Suzy Kendall got the better of brunette Barbi Benton and Margo Kidder is another brunette who is a worse fighter than Barbi. Suzy gets up for fights against blondes and  Margot hasn’t shown she can get up for any fight. Margot calls Suzy nothing buy a bimbo blonde slut. Suzy drags Margot around by the hair, strips her and washes her filthy mouth out with soap. Then she holds her under until Margot waves her arm in defeat.

Marta Kristen beaten by Christie Brinkley
Martha must be tough for a little one as she has lost only three fights. She will lose another big time as Christie overwhelms her from the start. Christie won’t have mercy on the slender, tiny blonde as she is out to stay in first place.

Cheryl Ladd beats Joanna Lumley
With due respect to Glamour Fights he is backing the wrong horse in this one. Maybe he should have a contest of team Angels against team Avengers. I think the records speak for themselves. The spunky Cheryl Ladd finds a way to win. Her opponents always underestimate her and she uses that against them. Joanna Lumley tries to outmuscle Cheryl and toss her around. She is the one who gets tossed as Cheryl knows how to use Joanna’s size and momentum against her.

Donna Mills beaten by Sonia Braga
Sorry once again glamour Fights. Ornella doesn’t need to see to beat Donna Mills. Once she gets her hands into Donna’s curly blonde hair she will pull it so hard she will straighten it. Then she will pull clumps of hair out as Donna screams her submission.

Edina Ronay beaten by Ornella Muti
It is true Edina Ronay lonely lost to Susan Anton by a vote. She will lose by more than that as she encounters a very angry Ornella Muti. Her aggression won’t give Edina a chance to get into the match. As Ornella said she won’t be sorry for Edina as she rips her apart and shows no mercy.

Cybill Shepherd beats Debbie Harry
Cybill Shepherd is in a battle with Christie Brinkley who leads her; Catherine Bach who isn’t far behind in votes; Cheryl Ladd who she would be humiliated to fall behind; and Bo Derek who is another short one she would be equally humiliated to fall behind. Not that Cybill needs any of this for motivation to beat Debbie Harry who has been known to bad mouth Cybill behind her back. Cybill is going to enjoy smashing her fist into Debbie’s mouth to shut her up once and for all.

Catherine Bach beaten by Yutte Stensgaard
I like to go out on a limb and predict an upset or two per round. I only have one this round and this is my choice. Yutte’s record is only so-so but she seems to know how to get under the skin of top fighters. She goads them into attacking wildly. Catherine is ripe for that as she wants the lead and thinks Yutte is fragile. Be careful Catherine for before you know it Yutte will have removed your blouse and used it to tie your hands behind your back. If Catherine sticks to business she would beat Yutte all to hell. But Yutte will make her lose her cool and Catherine will fall victim as she attacks too foolishly.

Lynda Carter beats Agnetha Faltskog
Maybe this would have been a better choice for an upset as Agnetha has the weight to contend with Lynda. That weight makes her too slow for Lynda who out slugs her and then rubs her big Wonder Woman’s tits on Agnetha’s face to put her under.

[byline]

Only a few hours left to go. Still time to vote. There are at least two close fights as of this writing that could go either way or end up in a draw. Your vote could decide the winner. One fighter will love you and one will want to kill you. 

[Vassago]

I've been busy the last couple of weeks, but here's the post-fight review of this round. As usual, many thanks for all the votes and comments! 

Suzy Kendall (49) vs Margot Kidder (33)
The pundits were split on this one, but despite not being on the strong side, Suzy Kendall still proved a much tougher woman then Margot Kidder and secured a comfortable victory by punching the brunette down and eventually throwing her into the tub where she kept her head underwater long enough to gain an easy submission.

Marta Kristen (17) vs Christie Brinkley (65)
It looked like Marta Kristen will provide a much better showing against the overall leader but Christie Brinkley was in strictly business mood here and literally destroyed the fellow blonde in sheer display of rage. What's more interesting the experts also saw this as a very easy win for Christie and she didn't disappoint them. To add some fuel to her duell with Cybill Shepherd, the scoreline for both Christie and Cybill was 65-17 votes and that means we have a tie for the biggest beatdown of this round.

Cheryl Ladd (54) vs Joanna Lumley (29)
Despite being unbeaten in previous twelve fights, Cheryl only had byline and realisticman supporting her in this one, but she wasted little time and pummelled Joanna Lumley into a quick defeat with a very comfortable margin. The Avengers might still have a larger fanbase since even Farrah Fawcett wasn't too fond of Cheryl Ladd, but as for now, the Angels have the advantage and Cheryl looks to cause even more stir then Farrah did in the 60s tournament.

Donna Mills (44) vs Sonia Braga (38)
This time only Glamour Fights had the correct insight as Donna Mills finally got off the mark and forced Sonia Braga into submision to claim her maiden victory. Both women were involved in fierce hairpulling fight and allthough lots of blonde and black chunks covered the floor, Donna just had more stamina in her lungs to force Sonia down on her knees where she could rip more of her foe's hair and slowly but surely Sonia realized, she's going to end up bald unless she submits which she promptly did to salvage any pride you can salvage by losing to a blonde woman on a 0-12 streak. A very tough loss for the brunette indeed....

Edina Ronay (40) vs Ornella Muti (45)
Ornella's confidence after three straight losses is under question and Edina Ronay quickly wanted to seize her opportunity by charging against the vicious Italian. The action was very rough with both women clawing each other apart before Ornella managed to retain her winning mentality and leave Edina's face a bloody mess and whimpering out her submission. But this was as close as it gets and Ornella is still exposed for more losses as her intimidating attitude has suffered multiple cracks.

Cybill Shepherd (65) vs Debbie Harry (17)
Like I've said before, Cybill Shepherd matched Christie Brinkley's winning score of 65-17 as she used Debbie Harry as a training sack and pummelled her easily all over the place. Debbie didn't even try to go the distance and crumbled down in agony after a couple of minutes as Cybill continued to kick her brains out until the blonde singer finally had enough and gave up.

Catherine Bach (52) vs Yutte Stensgaard (32)
In this fight it quickly became obvious that Catherine wants to take Yutte's blonde chunks as battle trophy and she grabbed the Dane by teh hair and yanked her head back and forth which Amerput Yutte completely off the boil and once Catherine was happy enough with the number of blonde chunks scathering the floor, she dragged the aching blonde down on the ground where she headlocked her into submission. Byline had an upset on the cards in this one, but Catherine thought otherwise.

Lynda Carter (41) vs Agnetha Faltskog (42)
Now this was an upset nobody predicted. Agnetha Faltskog literally wore Lynda Carter down in a shocking fashion as the much bigger and stronger brunette was left lying flat on her back unable to shrug the slender built Swede off her chest. If Sonia Braga's loss was embarassing for the brunettes, this one effectively made the hell freeze over. Lynda complained one of Agnetha's nails accidentally caught her in the eye and the blonde should have been disqualified, but the jury had other opinion and the final result stands.