[Vassago]

SONDRA LOCKE (Age: 32; 5'4" / 27th 2-11) vs LYNDA CARTER (Age: 28; 5'9.5" / 9th 10-3)
This is a swap from the previous round, both Sondra's and Lynda's conquerers are fighting each other in the first set and now these two also want to make amends for very painful losses. Sondra got hairpulled out of her senses by Julie Ege and knows that even the Clint tricks aren't working anymore while Lynda is so upset over losing to Agnetha Faltskog that she targets the biggest beatdown of the entire round in order to save herself from bad memories - Forget that Swedish whore and forget Cybill Shepherd going after Ingrid Steeger. If I won't get the biggest win in this round, I'm burning my Wonder Woman outfit and even if you all beg me to wear it again, I won't do it!


JOANNA LUMLEY (Age: 33; 5'8" / 24th 2-11) vs  SUSAN DENBERG (Age: 35; 5'7" / 7th 12-1)
A fight where one woman is heavily favoured based on their record, but Joanna Lumley promises to break down the blonde goddess Susan Denberg - She'll be a blind goddess once I scratch her eyes out! Heck, I might as well rip her blonde scalp and shove it down her throat! Her record seems very wonky to me, no way she's that good in catfighting! However Susan barely accepts Joanna's challenge - I hope she's ready for some hard punching cause I will tear her guts out and turn her into a useless pile of human flesh! She will regret not showing enough respect to my excellent record!


PAMELA TIFFIN (Age: 37; 5'7" / 29th 1-12) vs SUZY KENDALL (Age: 35; 5'4" / 16th 5-8)
Both these women just can't wait to tear into each other as both think they're much stronger then the other one. Pamela Tiffin suffered badly against Carol Lynley but believes Suzy Kendall is another weak blonde bimbo - That's right folks, Suzy is one stupid whore asking to get her ass kicked and I will demolish her in no time! However Suzy points at her better record and wants to punish Pamela for her words - That's quite a bold statement from someone who beat just one woman and only because Linda Harrison slipped on the surfboard. Pamela is so weak and slow I'll have very little trouble with taking her down and pounding her into submission!


EDINA RONAY (Age: 35; 5'4" / 18th 5-8) vs BO DEREK (Age: 23; 5'3" / 5th 13-0)
Despite a very brave showing against Ornella Muti, Edina Ronay had to give up the fight and now she looks on even a bigger task in Bo Derek - She's tough, but we'll see how she handles my claws. I nearly took out Ornella and I have nothing to be afraid of. Meanwhile Bo smiles with little sympathy and believes her perfect record will be kept alive - Edina is just about my size but let's be serious. I didn't win 13 fights to lose to her now! I will claw her apart and get another easy win!


ORNELLA MUTI (Age: 24; 5'6.5" / 10th 10-3) vs DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 30th 1-12)
In the previous round Ornell Muti broke her losing streak and now targets Donna Mills who scored her first win against Sonia Braga - I'm tired of listening to people who called it a day on me! When I'll smash this old cow apart, everyone will be singing my praises again! Get ready for some hard action! However Donna believes that Ornella will pay for her lack of respect and plans an aggressive approach herself - She's few years younger but that makes little difference when someone is goughing your eyes out! She will be crying bloody tears when I'm done with her!


CAROL LYNLEY (Age: 37; 5'6" / 6th 12-1) vs MARGOT KIDDER (Age: 31; 5'6.5" / 31st 1-12)
Another woman who wants a piece of the biggest beatdown is Carol Lynley who rates Margot Kidder very lowly indeed - I just missed the big prize in the previous round, but there will be no mercy now! I will destroy Margot in the worst possible way! Meanwhile Margot thinks Carol isn't that tough and will be losing some teeth once she punches her in the face - That's the way I see it! Her sleezy smile will disappear quickly when she'll spit out her teeth in this fight!


CHRIS NOEL (Age: 38; 5'5" / 11th 10-3) vs CHRISTIE BRINKLEY (Age: 25; 5'9" / 1st 13-0)
Battle of the blondes comes up next with the overall leader looking to further extend her lead over Cybill Shepherd - Chris has a good record, but I guess her age is catching up to her and she barely beat Barbi Benton in the previous round. Cybill might do anything she wants with Ingrid Steeger, but I', going to blow Chris away completely in this one. I will tear her bikini into shreds and bury her in the sand! I'm the only beach girl around her and Chris just doesn't stand a chance! However Chris call upon the experience factor and thinks she's capable of giving Christie her first defeat - I'm probably the most challenging opponent she's met so far! I'm not talking much, but just rip all those wannabes into pieces. I think she will be surprised how aggressive I can be and her fancy bikini will be my battle trophy in this round!


JACQUELINE BISSET (Age: 35; 5'6.5" / 15th 6-7) vs SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 13th 9-4)
Finally there's a brunette vs blonde fight of two very closely ranked women. Allthough Susan Anton is much bigger, Jacqueline promises to be very nasty and aggressive against the blonde which should give her the win. But Susan herself believes that Jacqueline is simply too weak and will suffer at her hand in this fight - That's the scenario I have in mind. Few quick punches will send her down on that skinny ass and after that I will kick her in that empty head, so I can get back to the Top 10 ranking where I really belong!

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Add my votes to the total.

[Vassago]

Thx for your comments as usual, realisticman. I was very busy at work at the beginning of April and simply didn't have time to put these polls together hence the delay. But now I'm back   I'm also compiling the weight data for all these women and from the next round, their weight will also be given along with height (same goes for the 80s poll).

Joanna Lumley has come out as a blonde this time to take away the title of blonde goddess from Susan Denberg. (Who gave Susan that title, Glamour Fights?)

Actually I've looked up when Susan was first called the goddess and in fact, you personally have made this comment in Round 10 in her fight against Chris Noel (which is Susan's only loss so far, some coincidence?   ). Glamour Fights hooked up with this when he saw Carol Lynley taking away the goddess name in Round 12, so I guess he favours Carol in that role.

[Glamour Fights]

Sondra Locke vs Lynda Carter: I don’t need a long description for this fight. Lynda makes the business woman Sondra eat all those papers on her desk. “That’ll teach the blonde bimbo to have such a messy desk” roars Lynda. “The only thing that will keep me from getting the biggest beatdown is if Sondra doesn’t have enough papers for me to stuff down her throat and up her vagina.”

Joanna Lumley vs Susan Denberg : Must be realisticman is getting a little old and senile for forgetting he labeled Susan as “the blonde goddess.” But if he wants to call her a goddess a won’t give him a hard time. She is certainly gorgeous enough and classy enough to be a goddess. Actually I didn’t say Carol Lynley was more of a goddess than Susan that was what Carol was saying. I was merely quoting her t show what was motivating her. But I won’t back away from this controversy. If Susan and Carol want to disagree as to who is a real blonde goddess I don’t mind if they settle it between themselves. That is probably not a wise choice for Susan as Carol is meaner and tougher than Susan. Besides, Carol cheats. That is a future fight. the fight her and now is between a blonde Joanna Lumley and a realisticman proclaimed blonde goddess, Susan Denberg. That is great motivation for Joanne as women love to beat up and tear out the hair of “goddesses”, especially blonde ones. The two are physically well matched. But not mentally as Susan has shown that despite being a “goddess” she can fight down and dirty. I gave Joanna credit for being an Avenger and being able to fight. She has not lived up to my expectations. Thus I see Susan dominating her in hair pulling and close in fighting. Susan will end up on top of Joanna, pinning her down to rip her hair out and slap her face until Joanna’s cheeks are more than rosy and tears fill her eyes..

Pamela Tiffin v, s Suzy Kendall:Pamela Tiffin has the height on Suzy and I think the weight also. Trouble is Pamela is a cream puff. I think a few blows to her stomach my Suzy will weaken her up and take away any desire to fight. Suzy will drag her down to the floor by the hair. Pamela will roll on her back to get away from Suzy’s slaps and belly sitting. Suzy will take advantage of that by yanking Pamela’s head back in a cobra clutch. This yoga position is fine with self-administered but painful when applied by someone else. Suzy is going to enjoy herself beating up a “bigger” woman.

Edina Ronay vs Bo Derek: Edina and Bo engage in a fascinating fight that takes place all over the beach. Bo is unbeaten but Edina’s record has shown she knows how to put up a good scrap now and then. Bo starts out with the wet shirt look which looks mighty fine on her. As Edina and Bo fight they go in and out of the surf. Soon Edina’s outfit is soaked. She shows she doesn’t lack in the wet shirt department also. Bo and Edina lock up in a mutual bearhug. First one squeezes and lifts the other off her feet. Then the other squeezes and lifts her rival off her feet. The bearhugs are abandoned as Bo and Edina go after the others hair. The twist and turn and shove each other all over the beach. Finally they end up rolling around in the water. First one rolls on top of the other and tries to drown her. Then the other gets the upper hand. It is a close fight but Bo finally holds Edina under long enough for her to start spitting up water. Bo presses her advantage and soon Edina gives up rather than getting drowned.

Ornella Muti vs Donna Mills: Donna has only one win in her last match. But she can be a clawing spitfire in spite of her record. No one doubts that Ornella can be a clawing spitfire and so that action is what dominates this fight. Blonde and brunette going at it to prove which is better. Ornella appeared invincible at one time but her recent losses have taken away the fear that some women may have felt. Donna and Ornella tear at each others flesh and hair as each tries to prove who can be more savage. The fight could go either way but Ornella proves to be slightly stronger than Donna.

Carol Lynley vs Margot Kidder: Margot is looking up blonde goddesses. She says to Carol “I don’t find your name in this list. You are nothing but a cheap, slut wannabe. If anyone is a goddess, it is me. Just see how regal I look.” Margot sits up as straight as she can to emphasize her appearance. Carol is parading and strutting around in her slip. “Just look at this body and tell me whose body can compare with it. I am the only real goddess here. Fuck realisticman. And Glamour Fights is correct when he suggests I can and will tear Susan Denberg apart. Now it is time to rip all your brunette hair out. Then maybe you can wear a blonde wig and at least try and look decent.”  The two lunge at each other with claws out. Margot learns quickly that Carol is not only strong but as evil and nasty as anyone can be. Carol tries to match her but Carol is just too sophisticated and ladylike to match Carol. Carol subdues her quickly and then satisfies her sinister nature by torturing Margot every which way.

Chris Noel vs Christie Brinkley: I think Chris is very sexy and beautiful. But I think she won’t be looking upon me too kindly for suggesting her for this tournament after she faces Christie. Chris will be unable to prevent the physically superior Christie from backing up her boasting. Christie batters Chris and tosses her around by her hair. She sips her bikini apart and uses the strips of cloth to bind her arms and legs. She buries her in the sand with just her nose sticking out to breath. Sitting on the big pile of sand Christie says “Well, did I put more distance between be and that pretender, Cybill?”

Jacqueline Bisset vs Susan Anton: A great blonde vs brunette fight featuring the tall, lanky Susan against the tough, nasty Jacqueline. Susan is out jogging to stay in shape. Jacqueline jumps out of the bushes behind her. She grabs Susan’s blonde hair and yanks her back, stopping Susan in her tracks. Susan manages to turn around while Jacqueline is pulling her hair. She grabs Jacqueline’s hair and the fight is on. Jacqueline has Susan in close so Susan cannot use her greater reach. The two go to the ground which favors Jacqueline at first. But as the roll and fight Susan is able to get her extra long legs around and scissor Jacqueline’s neck. Getting better position Susan works her legs into a figure-four neck lock which is more than Jacqueline can bear. Jacqueline weakly taps Susan’s thigh to indicate her submission.

[byline]

A little less than a day to go. Some surprises after I wrote my predictions and voted. Three fights are still toss ups and could go either way: Pamela Tiffin vs. Suzy Kendall; Ornella Muti vs. Donna Mills; Jacqueline Bisset s. Susan Anton.

Here were my thoughts and predictions before I voted:
Sondra Locke beaten by Lynda Carter
I almost thought an upset was possible in this fight and then I came to my senses. Lynda could get her desire for the biggest beat down as she totally destroys Sondra Locke. Let’s see – Sondra is weak, Lynda is strong; Sondra is short and skinny; Lynda is one hunk of a woman; Sondra can’t fight, Lynda knows her what to do in a catfight. Need anymore reasons? I don’t think so. Another blonde totally destroyed by her brunette rival. Er rival is the wrong word as not way Sondra can rival Lynda.

Joanna Lumley beats Susan Denberg
Joanna crucifies and throws Susan around to take away her “Goddess” title. Joanna doesn’t pretend to be a goddess – just an Avenger who knows how to disarm and take her foe down. It isn’t the biggest of victory margins but it isn’t the smallest either. Somewhere in the middle I would say.

Pamela Tiffinbeats Suzy Kendall
Dark reddish-brown hair qualifies Pamela as a brunette  and she continues the brunette over blonde dominance this round. A real hairpulling fight takes place as Suzy tgries to be super aggressive to take down the bigger Pamela. For once Pamela fights fire with fire. She is not intimidated by the smaller Suzy and drags her around by the hair. Pamela ends up bouncing on Suzy’s belly while she yanks her hair and slaps her face.

Edina Ronay beaten by Bo Derek
Little Bo Derek wants to prove that not only is she the sexiest of John Derek’s wives but also the best fighter and that is not pound for pound but the best. Ursula Andress and Linda Evans be damned. Her perfect record gives her bragging some credence.  Her absolute dismantling of the shorter Edina adds to her credibility. Edina will be left floating unconsciously in the sea.

Ornella Muti beats Donna Mills
This is possibly the biggest brunette beating of a blonde this time. Donna pretends to be mean and nasty but Ornella IS MEAN and NASTY personified. I think Ornella will try to break every one of Donna’s limbs before pulling out her hair for a huge beat down. Maybe the biggest this time around.

Carol Lynley beats Margot Kidder
The blondes do have to get a victory now and then to keep it interesting. But even so Margot gives carol almost all she can handle. This is a tough, even fight until Carol’s more sinister nature takes over. Once Carol rips Margot’s skirt open all the way to the crotch Margot spends too much time trying to protect her pussy from Carol’s claws.

Chris Noel beaten by Christie Brinkley
The physical match up between Chris and Christie is only slightly less one-sided than between Ingrid and Cybill. In fact, I think Christie is stronger and more athletic than Cybill and so she could dominate Chris more than Cybill does Ingrid. Christie will be battling with Cybill for the biggest beatdown this round and so Cybill won’t make up much ground on Christie. Christie could even extend her lead.

Jacqueline Bisset beats Susan Anton
The final blonde against brunette catfight goes to the brunette once again. This could be the closest fight of the round. Susan will weaken and soften Jacqueline up with long range punches. But once Jacqueline gets her two fists into Susan’s blonde hair the tide of the fight will change. Lots of blonde and brunette hair will litter the floor for Glamour Fights wig company. Jacqueline will out grapple Susan and have her pleading for Jacqueline to stop as both near exhaustion.

[Vassago]

Post-fight review for Round 14:

Sondra Locke (33) vs Lynda Carter (61)
The winner of this fight was never in question, but Lynda Carter failed to challenge the biggest beatdown award by a long way - That's because Sondra passed out too soon! Indeed it looks like Sondra Locke didn't bother to put up too much of a fight against the taller and heavier Lynda. Few solid kicks and punches was enough for the Wonder Woman - even without her costume - to finish Sondra off for good. It remains a mystery whether Lynda actually burns down her outfit as she thinks Sondra weaseled her way out of humiliation.

Joanna Lumley (35) vs Susan Denberg (58)
More blonde hairpulling in this one and Susan Denberg firmly maintained her goddess status by ripping out most of Joanna Lumley's strands of bleached hair. Once Joanna was already swallowing the tears, Susan knocked her down on the ground where few solid punches completely took the fight out of the Avenger girl. Pretty one-sided brawl with Susan still looking good for the overall title.

Pamela Tiffin (43) vs Suzy Kendall (48)
Most of the experts went with Pamela in this one but Suzy Kendall had other ideas albeit after a very long and gruelling fight. It all went according to Pamela's plan at first, she dragged Suzy down and began taking control as both women rolled around on the floor. Just when it looked like Pamela will secure the pinfall for victory, Suzy released the hairpulling and put one of her nails straight into Pamela's eye. This was enough to confuse the auburn haired actress for some time and Suzy rolled her flat on her back and jumped on Pamela's stomach until Pamela couldn't catch her breath anymore and had to give up. Somewhat lucky win for the blonde model despite despite her much better ranking.

Edina Ronay (35) vs Bo Derek (56)
Bo Derek continues her unbeaten run even though neither of her wins challenge the beatdowns Cybill Shepherd or Christie Brinkley hand out to their rivals. Apparently realisticman has the belief in Bo being more vicious hairpuller then Morgan Fairchild. Well, it looks like Bo ripped out enough of Edina's hair before pinning her into submission on the sand, but this was still nowhere near as good as Morgan Fairchild's efforts against Debbie Harry. Bo can enjoy her perfect card and she still believes she'll get better of Morgan in their hairpulling duell in the future.

Ornella Muti (46) vs Donna Mills (47)
Undoubtfully the biggest upset of this round and perhaps of the entire competition. Only realisticman has the perfect insight on this one and Ornella has let byline down by not winning the beatdown award. The fight was surprisingly close from the start and after some vicious hairpulling, face-slapping and eye-scratching both women rolled onto the ground where they applied a double reverse headlock and almost settled into a stalemate. However Donna's thighs were just that little bit stronger or perhaps Ornella's neck was a little sore and it was the Italian who tapped out her submission. Donna Mills couldn't believe her luck but maybe she is more skilled catfighter then her record suggests.

Carol Lynley (67) vs Margot Kidder (26)
A short and one-sided fight for a change. Carol Lynley was never troubled by Margot Kidder and easily punched her out for victory. She then ripped the brunette's secretary costume to shreds and forced her to go back semi-nude, but Margot just escaped being stripped completely naked and thus avoided the biggest beatdown misery.

Chris Noel (31) vs Christie Brinkley (60)
Things are starting to heat up behind Christie Brinkley's back as Cybill Shepherd is charging up on votes difference but the blonde model did just enough to keep her leader status. Chris Noel put up a brave fight as the senior model, but once Christie ripped her bra off and pounded to the ground where she also took away the panties, it was all over. Chris decided that fighting in the nude didn't suit her especially that she couldn't rip Christie's bikini off in response. She ducked away from Christie and jumped back into the sea which left the younger blonde deeply upset - I would have beaten Chris by a bigger gap the Cybill but that bitch just run away in shame. What a cowardly bitch she is!

Jacqueline Bisset (45) vs Susan Anton (47)
Finally another close fight which went the distance as Jacqueline Bisset executed a perfect tactic against Susan Anton by dragging her onto the ground. Susan always does better in standing position and as byline suggested grappling isn't her strong suit, but Jacqueline just lacked the killer instinct and couldn't force the blonde into submission even with numerous bodyscissor attempts. Eventually the brunette got tired of her futile efforts and allowed Susan to break the scissors and jump back on her. Jacqueline run out of strenght alltogether and got facesitted into submission after being more likely winner for most of this fight.