I have an academic query, so to speak, for you frisky fellows.
Are these strictly competitive affairs? Or as I suspect, are you each sporting, again so to speak, the biggest hard-ons you are capable of attaining? If so , I assume that while they are out of your control, are they manageable? Do they leak out your boxers, protrude from the upper reaches of your tidy whities or mock, by their agressive ferocity, your bikini briefs? Or, heaven help us all, are your erect members in commando mode? If this is the case, are they controlled up with some stout duct tape? Are they allowed to fly unfettered and free?
Are they used as weapons, or sought out for specific attack?
And what of the climactic facesit? Is there an insertion? Is there a slapping motion? Or is it an unholy scraping of the tape against the vanquisheds face?