[Vassago]

KIM BASINGER (Age: 36; 5'7.5" / 4th 11-1) vs BROOKE SHIELDS (Age: 24; 6'0" / 22nd 3-9)
This round starts with Kim Basinger looking for a quick win over Brooke Shields - I don't think my victory is ever going to be questioned, Brooke might be considered as a wasted piece of trash! But the brunette isn't so keen on losing to her blonde rival - This bitch is much older and has no chance against my speed and agility. We'll see who ends up in the trash bin!


MITZI KAPTURE (Age: 27; 5'5" / 24th 3-9) vs LYDIA CORNELL (Age: 36; 5'6" / 7th 11-1)
Another blonde vs brunette fight with Mitzi Kapture looking to somehow conquer the myth of Lydia Cornell - I'm gonna hit her in that dumb blonde airhead with my chair and she'll be only a myth shadow after that! However Lydia promises to be very ruthless to her brunette opponent - Needless to say, I'm much stronger then this skinny whore and I will destroy her in a very quick and rough fight. I don't think she'll be conscious when I'm done with her.


REBECCA DE MORNAY (Age: 30; 5'5.5" / 19th 6-6) vs DONNA DIXON (Age: 32; 5'9" / 3rd 11-0)
If there is someone not afraid of Donna Dixon's unbeaten record, that's the perennial Hollywood villain Rebecca de Mornay - Who cares she hasn't lost a fight yet? I will still break her in half and sratch her eyes out! But Donna's smile appears to only be a decoy - Rebecca likes to pretend she's really mean and vicious. It might work well in Hollywood, but in real life, I will squash her brains out! She hasn't got a single chance to beat me in a wild catfight!


KATHY IRELAND (Age: 26; 5'10" / 9th 8-3-1) vs NANCY VALEN (Age: 24; 5'7" / 30th 0-12)
If the Baywatch was produced few years earlier, there's a good chance of Kathy Ireland starring in one of the main roles. At least that''s what Kathy herself believes in - Yup, I'd be the one sunbathing along with David Hasselhoff, not that skinny cxnt. I will tear her guts out and rip all of that long black hair of hers and then she will give me that Baywatch suit or I will drown her for good! A bald lifeguard deserves nothing more then be dumped in the water and kept there! However Nancy isn't best pleased with Kathy targeting to rip her hair out and take the swimsuit as well - If this whore thinks she's getting anywhere near my hair, she's horribly wrong. Her hair seems to be equally long as mine and I will have fun pulling it out myself. Get ready for a surprise, bitch!


CINDY MARGOLIS (Age: 24; 5'7.5" / 10th 8-4) vs KATHERINE KELLY LANG (Age: 28; 5'7" / 15th 7-5)
A couple of tough blondes square off next in what could be a very even and rough fight. Cindy Margolis thinks of Katherine as a lame look-a-like: She's never been in the big league, playing one character in an soap-opera and she calls herself an actress? I will send her dumb ass all the way where she came from! However Katherine Kelly Lang believes Cindy isn't that successful either: - She looks like a street tramp and nothing more. I will claw her ugly face to blood and shreds and we'll see who ends up a sore loser! I have a feeling it will be that wannabe model I haven't heard of before!


TRACY SCOGGINS (Age: 36; 5'8" / 20th 5-7) vs AUDREY LANDERS (Age: 33; 5'3" / 14th 7-5)
A much bigger brunette Tracy Scoggins hopes her punches will prove enough to put away any wrestling tactics from the smaller Audrey Landers - She's maybe good in wrestling, but I intend to finish her off with a couple of punches straight away. She won't have a chance to even try some wrestling moves, cause she will be knocked out already! But Audrey reckons her record shows something Tracy isn't aware of - I've heard this before, some taller whores looking to hit me in the face. Problem is, they were all slow, fat cows just like this bitch here. She won't land a single punch on my face but I'll headlock her fat ass flat on the floor instead!


CATHERINE OXENBERG (Age: 28; 5'5.5" / 12th 8-4) vs HEATHER THOMAS (Age: 32; 5'5.5" / 5th 11-1)
There is much pride at stke here as Catherine Oxenberg lost to Rebecca de Mornay in the previous round while Heather Thomas lost her unbeaten status to Lydia Cornell. Catherine hits the first blood: - Allthough I lost to Rebecca, Heather's problems seem to be all mental now. She's no longer the unbeaten intimidator and I will make full use of that by punching her lights out quickly! On the other hand Heather believes, Catherine is no match for her catfighting skills and another win is just around the corner - My loss to Lydia was by accident. This stupid bitch thinks I'm ranked 30th or something. I can find my way around here and looks like she's asking for a new hairdo which I might recommend to her already; "Buy a wig, honey"!


KIM WILDE (Age: 29; 5'4" / 23rd 3-9) vs VIRGINIA MADSEN (Age: 28; 5'5" / 21st 5-7)
Fight between two lower ranked women sees Kim Wilde looking for revenge after losing to Samantha Fox whereas Virginia Madsen wants to build upon her win over Emma Samms. This promises to be one of the closest contests of the entire round allthough Kim has other conclusions - I will kick this bitch all over the room, whoever thinks I can't do that, has no idea about catfighting! But Virginia has her own predictions - Kim's foul mouth needs to be punished. There's a reason I have a better record then her, I'm a better fighter and will prove this today! If Samantha Fox could have beaten her, so will I!!!!

[djcrash]

Best fight of the round Virginia wears out Kim, oh what a finish. A close second has Mitzi finally getting Lydia to submit.

[Glamour Fights]

Kim Basinger vs Brooke Shields: I think Brooke Shields is underrated by many. She has the height and has decent weight. She is not the waif weak model that some picture her as. Do you hear that Barbosa? She decides she is bigger and tougher than Kim. She comes out throwing punches trying to knock Kim off her feet before Kim can reach her. Brooke does connect with a punch that rocks Kim. But Kim shakes the cobwebs out of her head and forms a fighter’s stance again.. Brooke makes another killer swing aiming at knocking Kim out. Kim ducks and hits Brooke with a hard shot to the stomach. That slows Brooke up who is slower than Kim to start off with. another belly blow doubles Brooke over. Bent down Brooke delivers a below the belt shot that makes Kim wince as her pussy takes a hard shot. Kim is tempted to grab Brooke’s hair as and throw her down as Brooke is still bent over. But she wants to take the wind out of Brooke’s sails by out punching her. She hits Brooke beside the head with a left cross and then on the left side with a right cross. Brooke is now whoosey. Kim grabs Brooke’s hair to straighten her up so she can deliver hard jabs to her breasts. Brooke isn’t quite finished. She startles Kim with an uppercut to the jaw that forces Kim to step back. Shaking her head again Kim is furious. She hits Brooke’s softened up belly again and then follows with an uppercut of her own as Brooke bends forward. Brooke’s eyes roll into the back of her head and she does down like a big redwood, out for the count.

Mitzi Kapture vs Lydia Cornell : HOLY COW! Lydia is showing muscles I didn’t know she had. I thought that after a hard fight, taking a beating and having to come from behind to beat Heather Thomas, she would have nothing left in the tank. I do like Mitzi and thought she was much sexier on Silk Stocking then on Baywatch. I expected this to be a long, close, hard fought fight with Lydia showing her intestinal fortitude to hand on to win. I forgot that Mitzi was beaten up badly by Cindy Margolis in her last fight and so wasn’t in any better shape than Lydia, probably worse. Since the two women are sore and tired I do like realisticman’s idea that they try and use their stools as weapons – banging the stools against stool as they parry and thrust. Mitzi is the quicker one and manages to knock Lydia’s stool out of her hands. When Mitzi tries to brain Lydia over the head Lydia grabs her stool with both hands. They now struggle for possession of Mitzi’s stool. Lydia is only slightly taller but she stretches up on her tip toes to stretch both of their arms high in the air. She bellies up to Mitzi going tit to tit with her tits an inch or so higher than Mitzi’s. She presses Mitzi’s tits down while ripping the stool away from Mitzi. She rams the feet down over Mitzi’s head until the bottom of the seat rests on Mitzi’s head. Mitzi is now trapped and open to a pounding by Lydia. Lydia doesn’t let up as she wants to beat Mitzi as badly as possible to stay in the hunt for the overall title. “Who is this bitch that no one heard of before this?” inquired Mitzi after the fight. “Does anyone know who the real Lydia Cornell is? Have they seen her before? I’ll bet Glamour Fights sent in a ringer to fight for her. I’ll bet she was in her first fight and got her ass kicked. After that they sent in a substitute. Vassago , could you please do a back ground check on this phony and run her finger prints through the system. I’ll bet Lydia, whoever she is, got arrested for prostitution more than one time.”

Rebecca de Mornay vs Donna Dixon : True to her word Rebecca goes straight for Donna’s eyes with her very long and sharp claws. Too bad Rebecca telegraphed her intents with her big mouth. Donna is ready for the attack and actually lulls Rebecca into the attack by feigning nonchalance. She easily grabs the shorter blonde’s wrists and bends her arms behind her. ?” sneers Donna at the perennial Hollywood villain. They trade body blows but the Donna’s denim jacket and Rebecca’s leather jacket take away the sting of the blows. Grabbing the front of each others jackets they try and rip them apart to exposed the breasts and bellies of the other. Donna’s brass buttons pop off and allows Rebecca to pull her jacket open. Doona has more trouble as Rebecca’s jacket has a zipper. Donna winces as Rebecca grabs her tits with both hands. Donna grimaces but withstands the pain and calmly zips down Rebecca’s zipper. She runs into a problem as Rebecca also has a belt and the zipper stops at the belt. Donna yells out in pain as Rebecca is now twisting and clawing her tits something fierce. Baring the pain Donna undoes the belt and then slides the zipper all the way down. Turns out it isn’t a leather jacket but a leather dress down to the upper thigh. The dress opens completely up. Donna slides the dress down Rebecca’s shoulders and lets it fall to the floor around Rebecca’s feet. Now Rebecca’s whole body is exposed for attack. Donna quickly shows that her bigger and stronger fingers are better suited for mauling breasts, even if Rebecca’s nails are sharper. Donna’s powerful tit attacks makes Rebecca let go of Donna’s tits and try to pull Donna’s fingers away from her boobs. Donna just gives Rebecca a sinister sneer and continues to squeeze and rip at her tits. The pain forces Rebecca down to her knees. Not letting go of Rebecca’s mammary glands, Donna shoves Rebecca onto her back. She straddles her and continues to brutalize Rebecca’s breasts until Rebecca is bawling her eyes out and begging Donna to stop.
   
Kathy Ireland vs Nancy Valen: It is not lost on Kathy Ireland that she has lost too many fights to be able to withstand any more loses and have a chance at the title. In addition she sees that Christie Brinkley is tearing up her opponents in the other tournament. She hates Christie and thinks of her to be one of the dumbest Sports Illustrated models of all time. “She couldn’t find her way out of a paper bag even if it was open” says Kathy cattily. “No way she ends up with a better record than me. I will tear her apart after these tournaments are finished. I will use Nancy to show just what I will do to Christie on the beach.” Kathy shows more aggression against Nancy then she has shown in any match so far. She physically overpowers the smaller Nancy easily. It isn’t enough she shreds Nancy’s Baywatch suit apart (hey! Couldn’t you have left it in tact for a souvenir to add to my collection). It isn’t enough she drags the naked Nancy all over the beach by the hair. No, she then tears the shredded suit into strips of cloth. She puts Nancy on her belly. Hen Kathy presses her long pole down Nancy’s back. She ties Nancy’s arms and legs to the pole with one strip of cloth around her neck, also tied to the poll. Finally Kathy pulls the tied Nancy upright. She shoves the end of the pole into the sand to leave Nancy upright, mounted on the pole. “And I will put that bimbo Christie right next to her” laughs Kathy.

Cindy Margolis vs Katherine Kelly Lang: This could easily be the closest fight of the round. Cindy Margolis and Katherine Kelly Lang are physically well matched. And I think they are also mentally well matched.  Cindy has a slightly better record but Katherine has been coming on strong and has momentum on her side. Both are coming off of easy victories and so should be well rested to really go at it in this fight. the edge probably goes to Cindy as she had an easier fight against Mitzi Gaynor and Katherine did against Demi Moore, but not by much. I go to the fight to cheer Katherine on and give her moral support so she doesn’t loss heart and fade when Cindy has her in trouble. And Cindy does get her on trouble right away. She shoves Katherine into the car head first and face down. Then lifts her black dress. She not only slaps Katherine’s regal ass she also claws big scratches in it. Katherine is able to kick back and knock Cindy on her ass. This gives Katherine enough time to extract herself from the car. Cindy quickly gets up and the two face each other. WOW! What a hairpulling, slapping, dress ripping struggle takes place. It is a classic catfight with hands locked in hair, slaps being thrown, and kicks being delivered when both hands are buried in the hair. Neither woman can gain a significant advantage. Both have long, beautiful blonde hair which allows her foe to really yank and pull while twisting the hair around her ringers and hands. Around and around they go, back and forth as each gains a small advantage and then loses it. Finally Katherine is able to move Cindy backwards and she falls into her own car on her back. Katherine goes in with her and falls on top of Cindy, belly to belly. There isn’t enough room for Cindy to maneuver and get out from under Katherine, something she is normally very good at. Perhaps it was skill on Katherine’s part of just plain dumb luck, but she has Cindy trapped Her superior position allows her to rip out a goodly share of Cindy’s hair before Cindy gives up. After the fight Katherine was heard to mutter “That’ll teach that useless whore to say I’m not an actress. At least I have had a long run on a soap opera with many fans. What has she done? Nothing but exposed her filthy body on the internet. Why she can’t get an acting gig no matter how wide and how often she spreads her legs on the casting couch. Why even that notable glamour expert, Glamour Fights, has come to respect me even though he didn’t know who I was before this tournament. That says something. He better not sleep with that floozy.”

Tracy Scoggins vs Audrey Landers: Tracy Scoggins is dumb founded how the soft and weak Audrey Landers can have a better record than she has. “She must have won most of her fights with help from her sister. No way could she have won those fights on her own” proclaims Tracy. “Tracy thinks she is tough but and I am a soft blonde but she is just a blow hard who crumbles in the face of adversity. And I will show her adversity for sure. And without my sister.” Challenging words from both sides. I have to go with Tracy. From what I have seen of her in celebrity sports contests she is one of the meanest bitches around. Not only that but she will cheat to get a win. To top it off, she is one athletic and strong woman. She should be in contention for the title as far as I am concerned. (Please ignore any comments I have made previously that contradict this as I am allowed to change my mind.) Audrey is just a pasty for Tracy. She knocks her around and then applies one joint lock after another just for the sheer pleasure of hearing Audrey scream and plead for mercy. Arms and legs are tortured endlessly. Tracy locks Audrey’s ankles behind Audrey’s head and then crosses Audrey’s arms to hold the legs in place. Talk about being tied up into a knot.  Tracy adds insult to injury by pouring Audrey’s drink all over her hair and rubbing it in until it gets sticky. “I’m goona wash that bleach right out of her hair!” sings Tracy.

Catherine Oxenberg vs Heather Thomas : We have the “blueblood” turned street fighter fighting the stunt woman Heather Thomas. I proceed to watch this after congratulating Katherine on her tough victory as I think it will be one of the most entertaining and intense catfights. Heather tries to control Catherine using her superior strength and athletic ability. Catherine fights back using every catfighting trick she has learned – and she has learned plenty. Heather drags Catherine around by the hair while Catherine claws Heather’s face, boobs, arms, legs and body with her claws. The fight is even until Heather gets tired of being scratched all over. She switches from slaps to hard punches. They are more than Catherine can take and she wilts. Heather softens Catherine up before putting her on her back. Then she sits on Catherine with Catherine’s boobs squeezed up and together between Heather’s powerful thighs. She grabs Catherine’s face with one hand, thumb on one side and fingers on the other. She squeezes Catherine’s face into a pucker as she taunts her. “Come on, show me something. Is that all you’ve got. Go back to your big mansion in Philly and leave the real fighting to us women.”

Kim Wilde vs Virginia Madsen: This is also a pick of mine for being one of the closet and wild fights. It is hard to pick a winner. Virginia has the slightly better record but Kim has faced some tough women and shown her mettle even if she didn’t win. We have Kim in a short skirt against Virginia in a slit full length dress. The two fight in a standing hair pulling fight for some time. Blonde hair flies through the air and is scattered on the ground. Kim takes advantage of Virginia’s backless dress. She wraps her arms around Virginia in a bearhug. Then she curls her fingers into the bare flesh of Virginia’s back and leaves long claw marks up and down her back. Virginia counters by wrapping her arms around Kim and squeezing. She is only an inch taller but she gets her tits pressing down on Kim’s and drives them down towards her belly. Kim’s cleavage offers little protection compared to Virginia’s Neck high dress. Virginia lifts Kim and carries her to the make up table. She slams her down on it. It looks like it is curtains for Kim. But she raises her legs and squeezes Virginia’s sides. Virginia grabs Km’s curly blonde hair and slams her head against the mirror again and again.  Kim grabs Virginia’s hair and pulls her head down to prevent further banging.  She has the stronger legs and soon Virginia is having trouble breathing. Kim works her legs up onto the sides of Virginia’s ribcage. Virginia gives up immediately as she hears her ribs starting to creak and pop.

[byline]

YOU CAN HAVE AN IMPACT. There is slightly less that two days left and as of this writing several fights are close and undecided.  You ca help out Cindy Margolis or Katherine Kelly Lang; Tracy Scoggins or Audrey Landers; and Kim Wilde or Virginia Madsen. Also some fighters are in contention for the biggest beatdown. Can you believe muscelless Lydia Cornell is edging out Donna Dixon by three votes at this time?

Looks like Glamour Fights spent some time describing the fights. Let’s see where I agree or disagree with him.

Kim Basinger beats Brooke Shields.
Have to agree with Glamour Fights choice but I don’t think Kim will have as rough a time of it as he suggests. Kim is to fast and athletic to get nailed by Brooke. Kim will beat up Brooke from start to finish.

Mitzi Kapture beaten by Lydia Cornell
Once again I have the same choice as Glamour Fights. But Lydia Cornell with muscles ? Hardy har  har har! GF should have his eyes or his head examined or both. But cubby Lydia has too much weight for the very slender Mitzi. Mitzi puts up a good show by tossing Lydia around but once she ends up under Lydia she is done for. But Lydia getting the biggest beatdown? Let’s get serious folks.

Rebecca de Mornay beaten by Donna Dixon
Damn, once again I agree with GR. This is getting boring.  Donna is just to big, too strong and too good a fighter for Rebecca to have any chance. Donna or should get the beatdown title this time.

Kathy Ireland beats Nancy Valen.
Another one-sided fight where the obvious winner is Kathy and so I see it the same way as GR. The only question is by how much and can she overcome Donna and Lydia for the beatdown title.

Cindy Margolis beats Katherine Kelly Lang.
Whoopee! At last I disagree with GR. He seems to be stuck supporting Katherine Kelly. Cindy will be all over Katherine, out punching, out kicking, out hairpulling, out wrestling, and out mugging. Katherine is knocked on her ass by the internet star.
 
Tracy Scoggins beaten by Audrey Landers
Another point of contention between GF and me. I must admit Tracy should be the favorite in this fight. I just love it when the “sweet, young innocent thing” somehow finds a way to beat the “big, nasty, bitch”. Audrey isn’t all that young and she may not be sweet and innocent but she sure looks the part. Most seem to agree that Tracy is tough, mean and nasty. I don’t know how she does it but somehow Audrey ends up sitting on Tracy’s face.

Catherine Oxenberg beats Heather Thomas.
One more disagreement. Neither Catherine nor Heathen can be classified as sweet and innocent in nmy book although Catherine epitomizes sophistication. But she is a wild cat in a fight and can match Heather’s more athletic ability with vicious clawing, slapping, and hairpulling. Hell, if Lydia can beat Heather than Catherine should be able to finish her off.

Kim Wilde beaten by Virginia Madsen
Well how abut that. The first four fights I agreed with GF and the last four fights I disagree with him. Even he admits this is a close fight and almost a toss up. Barbosa seems to think Virginia is a brunette and I am not one to contradict him. I shall have to look up that sex scene with Matilda May. Guess I have to go with barbosa’s information and predict that Virginia will sexually dominate Kim after a long fight.

[Vassago]

Kim Basinger (58) vs Brooke Shields (45)
This was poised to be a little more one-sided but Brooke Shields gave it her best and succumbed to Kim Basinger's strenght after a lenghty affair. Either Kim was taking it easy or underestimated Brooke, or Brooke is truly one of the underrated women in the competition. Kim thinks it's rather the former, but Brooke escaped a serious KO compared to some other fights in this round.

Mitzi Kapture (27) vs Lydia Cornell (75)
Lydia Cornell must have heard byline questioning her chances of the biggest beatdown in this round and unfortunately for Mitzi Kapture, she decided to put him wrong. Lydia easily send Mitzi down on the floor with a superior muscle power and smashed both chairs over poor Mitzi's head which knocked her out in a matter of seconds. What are Glaour Fights' odds on Lydia winning the whole thing now?

Rebecca de Mornay (29) vs Donna Dixon (74)
The malicious nature of Rebecca de Mornay came undone against another superior & powerful woman, Donna Dixon. Rebecca tried to scratch Donna's eyes out, but got pummelled down on the floor instead and Donna claims if she had extra tools at her disposal like Lydia Cornell did, she'd got the biggest beatdown of this round. Instead Donna needed few seconds more to finish Rebecca off and had to settle for second place in the beatdown contest.

Kathy Ireland (71) vs Nancy Valen (30)
This was byline's pick for the biggest beatdown but Kathy Ireland wasn't even on the podium as she had the fourth biggest beatdown behind Lydia, Donna and Demi Moore in the other set. Kathy quickly ripped Nancy's Baywatch suit into shreds and knocked her down on the sand before dragging along by the hair and facesitting her into submission in the water. This was enough for Kathy and she began hoovering around the beach looking for Christie Brinkley. but as Nancy hadn't passed out completely and just managed to crawl herself out of the water and avoid the biggest defeat. It seems like Kathy didn't care enough contrary to byline's hopes.

Cindy Margolis (50) vs Katherine Kelly Lang (52)
This was as close as expected with both these tough blondes looking to ulimately humiliate each other. After a tremendous hairpulling, face-slapping and clothes ripping encounter it was Katherine who forced Cindy on her back and jumped all over her chest to squeeze every last breath of Cindy's lungs. Both women lost a lot of hair in this fight, but Katherine grabbed the remaining strands of Cindy's hair and placed her head between her thighs just to completely break Cindy's resistance. Out of all the winners, Katherine looked the worst to wear but Cindy was perhaps the toughest loser in the entire round.

Tracy Scoggins (51) vs Audrey Landers (49)
Another fight which went down to the wire. Audrey Landers easily tripped Tracy Scoggins over and applied several wrestling holds, but the brunette has learned her lessons and has no intention to give up unless one punches her reallu hard. Audrey was too much technique and not enough strenght, so Tracy eventually shrugged her off and punched her way into victory. Audrey received a couple of black eyes and gave up as she had no chance of threatening Tracy anymore. The onlookers went for the scorecards and allthough Tracy lost in the wrestling round, she easily won the boxing contest and was declared the winner.

Catherine Oxenberg (47) vs Heather Thomas (55)
The self-declared Philadelphia street-fighter aka Catherine Oxenberg put a brave challenge against Heather Thomas whose attempt to make amends for the embarrasing loss to Lydia Cornell didn't quite follow the original script. The wild brawl continued for a number of minutes with slaps, punches and verbal insults being heard all over Philadelphia, but Heather tuned out to be in better physical shape and eventually wore Catherine down on her kness where she applied a chin lock and forced Catherine to admit she's had enough.

Kim Wilde (54) vs Virginia Madsen (49)
The mini version of Margolis vs Lang fight was equally close and competitive and resulted in Kim Wilde singing a winning hymn after maulling Virginia Madsen into submission after another vicious brawl that left both women naked and exhausted on the floor. The clothes were ripped into shreds quickly in this fight and despite Virginia's best efforts, Kim seemed to have the upper-hand perhaps still seeing red mist after her loss to Samantha Fox. In the end Kim squeezed Virginia's breasts one time too hard and forced her into screaming out her submission after Kim had already pinned her on the floor. I like realisticman's idea of Kim grabbing a lipstick and writing down a winning message over the fallen Virginia's face and body.