[Vassago]

JULIE EGE (Age: 36; 5'5" / 30th 2-14) vs SUSAN ANTON (Age: 29; 5'11" / 10th 12-4)
The much taller Susan shows little sympathy for the Norwegian redhead - I will tear every limb off her body and knock her head off too! My fists will crush her to pieces! Julie suffered a bad loss against Donna Mills in the previous round, but has a plan against Susan she hopes will work - I will go for her legs and send her down on the floor quickly! Hopefully she bumps her ugly face against the floor so I will have an easy task of punching her out myself!


ANNI-FRID LYNGSTAD (Age: 34; 5'7" / 23rd 3-13) vs CHRIS NOEL (Age: 38; 5'5" / 12th 11-5)
Despite Anni-Frid's inferior record, she thinks she can surprise the old bitch Noel and defeat her in all-out slugfest. - I'll treat her as an Agnetha look-a-like and show her no mercy whatsoever! But Chris laughs off those prospects - I think Agnetha is a better fighter anyway so I may as well be treated like her clone as long as I kick this stupid redhead into submission!


SONIA BRAGA (Age: 29; 5'2" / 28th 2-14) vs CATHERINE BACH (Age: 25; 5'8" / 3rd 16-0)
Catherine Bach goes for the beatdown record and Sonia's dirty fighting style might not be nowhere near good enough to prevent her from doing so. Daisy Duke still believes she can surprise both Christie and Cybill for the overall title and who can bet against her in this fight?


CHERYL LADD (Age: 28; 5'4" / 4th 16-0) vs PAMELA TIFFIN (Age: 37; 5'7" / 25th 3-13)
The unbeaten Cheryl targets another victim - I will strip Pamela naked and dump her in the water where she drowns! But the brunette defeated Valerie Leon in the previous round and rates her chances high despite the blonde's record - I've beaten Valerie who is seven inches taller than this bimbo, I will prove that Cheryl is the most overrated woman around and will drown her myself instead!


YUTTE STENSGAARD (Age: 33; 5'6" / 15th 8-8) vs JACQUELINE BISSET (Age: 35; 5'6.5" / 17th 7-9)
Could be one of the closest fights of this round, Yutte scored a good win over Suzy Kendall but Jacqueline also triumphed over Margot Kidder. Both women look to continue their winning run and Jacqueline can tie the blonde's record if she beats her. It's the Nordic power against the English lion heart and it promises to go down until one of them is simply too exhausted to continue!


JOANNA LUMLEY (Age: 33; 5'8" / 29th 2-14) vs DEBBIE HARRY (Age: 34; 5'3" / 26th 3-13)
Debbie Harry can't wait for wrapping her fingers around Joanna Lumley's hair already - The bitch will be bald once I'm done with her! But Joanna is ready for the challenge - I'm not afraid of hairpulling, I will rip her blonde locks and shove them down her throat! With that I will move ahead of her in the rankings!


DONNA MILLS (Age: 39; 5'4" / 27th 3-13) vs INGRID STEEGER (Age: 32; 5'2" / 20th 5-11)
In the previous round Donna scored an emphatic win over Julie Ege and thinks Ingrid Steeger is a carbon copy of Julie - I always win against these slender type girls. I will spank her naked ass glowing red! But the German blonde has been vicious enough to score five wins already - I will scratch the old woman's eyes out! I have more wins then her because I'm a better fighter and I will prove it!


BARBI BENTON (Age: 29; 5'3" / 21st 3-13) vs VALERIE LEON (Age: 36; 5'11" / 22nd 3-13)
Two brunettes who are placed right next to each other in the standings, the small Barbi against the tall Valerie. Barbi promises to chop down her rival and destroy her in pure brawling kind of fight, but Valerie believes her longer reach will prevent Barbi from getting near her. - I will kick her down and treat her head like a soccer ball! This tiny little slut has no chance against real women like me!

[krispin]

I'm with you. Cheryl is a puny little thing. I don't know why here she is so...tough.
I think other Angels too are weak: tall and thin Kate Jackson and frail brunette Jaclyn Smith.
Another weakling is Joanna Lumley.

[Glamour Fights]

70s Round 17 Set 2
My buddy barbosa has already posted so I can compare my opinions and predictions against his excellent knowledge of catfighting and catfighters.

Susan Anton vs Julie Ege: caulk another one up for barbosa’s predictions. Susan will have little trouble with the much shorter Julie. I love his imagery of Julie being encased in Susan’s more than long legs.

Anni-Frid Lyngstad vs Chris Noel: The problem with barbosa’s predicting is that a ceiling hold is only a pro wrestling type hold and must be done with the cooperation of both women. Anni-Frid tries it and it is a disaster. Chris crashes down on her, knocking the wind out of Anni-Frid and pins her for the win. It is a close fight. Afterward Chris says “these women should learn something about real fighting and not be mislead by what they see on pro wrestling.”

Sonia Braga vs Catherine Bach: Barbosa is correct when he says that Sonia puts up a brave fight. It is a brave fight but she doesn’t give Catherine any concerns. Catherine will absolutely destroy her. Why? It is a matter of pride. Catherine currently has the biggest beatdown record and she has heard Christie Brinkley say she is going to take it away from Catherine. Also Catherine is behind both Cybill (gads!) and Christie in the standings. She knows she belongs ahead of both and plans to move up this round. “At least past that pansy-assed Cybill” she vows.

Cheryl Ladd vs Pamela Tiffin: No, barbosa, you are not the only one who thinks Cheryl Ladd is way overrated. She is but unfortunately Pamela Tiffin is not underrated and her record speaks for itself. It will be a tough fight for Cheryl but in the end Pamela has neither the skill nor the will to resist Cheryl’s relentless and quick attack.

Yutte Stensgaard vs Jacqueline Bisset: I like barbosa’s idea of a sex fight. I think this will be one of the closet fights and could go either way. Thus I am picking Yutte just to balance up the predictions with barbosa to indicate a close fight.

Joanna Lumley vs Debbie Harry: I don’t agree with barbosa or kirspin that Joanna is all that weak. She has fighting skills, enough to overcome Debbie even if she doesn’t overpower her. Debbie has the nails but Joanna is able to outfight her

Donna Mills vs Ingrid Steeger: This is a case where I would love to see barbosa’s prediction come true but have to opt against it. Ingrid has one of the best bodies in this contest. Donna’s body is a skinny toothpick in comparison. Jealousy, rage, and just plain nastiness leads Donna to rake her claws all over Ingrid’s beauty and sexy body. Ingrid is even on of the few women shorter than Donna. If anyone wins with a fullnelson it will be Donna much to my chagrin.

Barbi Benton vs Valerie Leon: I can add little here to improve on barbosa’s analysis and comment. One of the easiest victories for Valerie as she treats Barbie like a Barbie Doll.

[byline]

Let’s get right to it.
Julie Ege beats Susan Anton
Julie upsets Susan in a close fight. I start off with a prediction of an upset. The clever Julie uses Susan’s long legs against her. Julie tackles Susan. Then she maneuvers her into a jackknife. Susan’s legs are not that strong and so long that Julie can bend them past her head and cross her ankles way above her head Putting her weight on Susan’s thighs, Susan has no leverage to escape and Julie holds her down until she submits.

Anni-Frid beats Chris Noel
Anni-Frid was a fairly close fight with Chris. It may be close to Christmas but Chris Noel doesn’t like the presents given to her by Anni-Frid. Anni-Frid may be an ABBA singer but she has Chris singing noels by the end of the fight. OK, enough with the jokes. Anni-Frid is just a little too big for Chris who doesn’t have the skills to counter her superior strength.

Sonia Braga beaten by Catherine Bach
Catherine overwhelms Sonia. I do like it that Sonia is a feisty spitfire. Watching her struggles while Catherine ties her up in all sorts of holds is entertaining. Watch for Catherine to ride Sonia’s back pony style and make her buck like a wild bronco.

Cheryl Ladd beats Pamela Tiffin
Cheryl squeaks by Pamela. Not sure what she has but Cheryl has found a way to confound several women much tougher than Pamela. Pamela appears to be a soft push over. (How in the hell did she beat Linda Harrison!?!?!?) Now if she shows that same ferociousness against Cheryl she will demolish the tiny Charlie’s Angle. But I think Cheryl know how to make herself ‘small’ so Pamela can’t get a good grip on her.

Joanna Lumley beaten by Debbie Harry
A hard fought close fight barely won by Debbie. I love watching ‘puck goddesses’ confound and get the better of much bigger opponents. I see Debbie winning by just an old fashioned two handed choke, pressing Joanna’s Adam’s apple in so she can’t breathe.

Yutte Stensgaard beaten by Jacqueline Bisset
My favorite fight is a very close one. It is a classic blonde vs brunette fight of super sexy women so I can see why others think it will turn into a sex fight. They have chosen to fight in dresses that expose a lot of leg. Jacqueline’s cleavage reveals more but I doubt if that will last for long. I give a slight edge to Jacqueline because I think she will be more motivated to bring her won-loss record up to Yutte’s. Once she gets the advantage over Yutte she will lord her bigger chest over Yutte, rubbing it all over her face.

Donna Mills beaten by Ingrid Steeger
A very close fight, maybe the closest of the round, with Ingrid able to finally trap Donna for the win. Another fight of a real meanie against a sweeter blonde with a super body. Normally I would go with the meanie especially since she is bigger than Ingrid. But the two are well matched physically. I see Ingrid finally getting a scissors on Donna’s tiny waist to force a submission but not before she gets her legs all scratched up.

Barbi Benton beats Valerie Leon
Another super close fight with Barbi finding a way to win. I am not sure why the other pundits think Valerie will make short work of Barbi. I think it will be a close fight so I pick Barbi just to give her some support. Valerie’s weak spot is her stomach with Barbi will work over until it is mush. Barbi takes lots of punches for Valerie but they aren’t strong enough to KO her. Barbi keeps working on Valerie’s body until Valerie finally goes down.