Hello Everybody , Otto Von Bauman , German Muscle's Manager here & tonight , the night after both my Gals , Jule & Zule as well as Ladies Champion , Monster Nakano , all retained their Titles at the PPV with Dominating Victories , all 3 Ladies have a chance to really show they truly are the most Dominant Ladies in the Business as they will be facing 3 WWE Divas , all who are former Ladies Champions , but isn't every Lady who Wrestles in the WWE a Champion at 1 time or another , here tonight due to WWE Uncreative lost in space as to what to do with the Divas Division & since the Divas are allowed to seek outside opportunities , we here at the SWF have gladly ponied up a nice payday & all expenses paid package to get 3 of them here as the WWE most likely will care less , they'll just start their show with Triple H blabbing on for 23 mins instead of 20 as the Fans don't seem to care that you can tune in 30 mins into the start of the show & not miss 1 second of any match .
Here at the SWF , are chats are short & to the point , we are the Scandanavian Wrestling Federation with an emphasis on Wrestling & to cement that point , The Show is on the air officially right now & theme music is playing as we are starting it right off with a match as Ex WWE Diva , Michelle McCool is coming out to face Ladies Champ , Monster Nakano .
Michelle is retired but not retired & will do matches here & there since she likes spending time with her guy , The Undertaker who i'm sure tonight on Raw when I get home to watch it , yes I do tape it to see it's stupidity , I'm sure her guy will also be starting out tonight on WWE Raw also , but there will be No Match , just him & Triple H going on for 25 mins or so again about Wrestlmania , where knowing those Jackasses , they probably will let Triple H show " IT REALLY IS ALL ABOUT THE GAME " & let him defeat the Undertaker to end his Undefeated Streak , which will be a huge travesty & a Slap in his Face as he deserves to retire Undefeated in Wrestlemania's , but enough about the Crappy WWE , let's talk SWF & speaking of Undefeated , not that Michelle is in the Ring in her traditional Blue Outfit with oversized Crosses on it , here comes our Undefeated Champion , Monster Nakano , displaying her belt over her Shoulder seemingly walking faster than she ever has towards the Ring as she wants a piece of Ms Undertaker .
Monster enters the Ring & drops her Belt & walks right towards Mid Ring with an attitude as does Michelle where the 2 stand almost eye to eye as Michelle does have those long Sexy Legs & the 2 just stand there as the Bell Rings to start it trying to Verbally 1up each other which is a Wow since Monster really doesn't talk that much here , but Michelle shoves Monster 1st , confident since she is Ms Undertaker & after standing still for a few secs after being pushed , Monster angerly pushes Michelle back , just a bit as Michelle's Long Athletic Legs dig in & it's on folks .
MICHELLE MCCOOL VS MONSTER NAKANO
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After being pushed back , Michelle runs at Monster in anger herself , but Monster is fully expecting such a thing & uses Michelle's momentum & bend down & grab Michelle is motion , plop her onto her Shoulders , & fall to the Mat , Crushing Michelle with a Samoan Drop & as Monster rolls off the Blond , Michelle quickly grabs at her aching Bod as maybe perhaps she might not be in the best of Ring Shape due to her mostly inactivity from the Ring , but Nakano cares nothing about that as she brings Michelle up by a handful her Blond Locks as Michelle is still holding her Mid area until she gives out a " Whoa " as Nakano whips her into the Corner & charges in after her , Crushing her with her massive weight & as Monster steps aside , Michelle drops froward to the Mat onto her front as the Fans seem to actually be more for what they are seeing then against it .
Monster brings Michelle up & slams a fist into her Mid & then scoops her up & Bodyslams her to the Mat & as Michelle's Body settles , she is quickly brought up by her Hair & brought back up into position for another Bodyslam & given another one as she seems to winded to stop it & does nothing as Nakano brings her up again & again looks like she is going to Bodyslam her & does as more Fans are starting to get into it .
Nakano brings Michelle up again into a Bodyslam position & does indeed Slam her for a 4th time , & when she quickly brings the Blond up again , Fans are heard saying " One more Time - One more Time " & Nakano gives them what they want & does indeed Bodyslam her forcefully again a 5th time , & then with the Fans still saying " One more Time - One more Time " Nakano takes advantage of having the Fans on her side for once now & Slams Michelle a 6th time , but the Fans keep going & so does Nakano , as she Bodyslams Michelle 12 straight times & after the 12th , Monster backs up a bit a runs at Michelle & jumps & drops her Big Butt down onto Michelle's Chest & slides off from her momentum , but Nakano quickly makes the cover & hooks 1 of Michelle's Sexy Legs where a rather boistrous Crowd counts along with the Ref , 1-2-3 as Monster Nakano has picked up another Victory after Bodyslamming Michelle into oblivian to mostly the delight of the Crowd .
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The 2nd half of the Show is here & it's German Muscle time , but 1st out come their Opponents , the Popular Sexy Duo of Kelly Kelly & Eve Torres come out to a mixed reaction even though are 110% the Good Girls as some here want to see them put an end to my Team's undefeated Streak while some want to see them get SLAUGHTERED & if there is anybody here in the SWF that can do it , it's my German Muscle Team .
The Divas are in the Ring hamming it up as Jule & Zule , while having a Fan Club that Cheer them on , seem to go out to the most Cheers they ever got by a longshot as I do believe the Fans here would rather see the Divas get Destroyed than win .
I guess it might be the Divas , but Nakano getting Cheers & talking which she never gets or does & now , my Girls upon entering the Ring take the Mic which they don't do alot of either & challenge the Divas in their type of Match , " Anything Goes " so the Divas could prove they were Real Wrestlers & not Barbies like everyone thinks they are & hating being in that mold , Kelly & Eve quickly agree & High Five & turn right into Clothesline that take them down , like my Girls weren't going to take advantage of that standing right there & down go the Divas as the Crowd lets out a bigger roar of approval than boos .
Jule Stomps away at Kelly as Zule Stomps away at Eve as shouts of Kill those Divas " picked up & after 30 secs of Stomping with Kelly & Eve both still trying to cover up expecting more , Eve found herself brought up by both Arms by both Twins & pull her spread apart & start to deliver Big Kicks to her stretched Mid as Kelly stops covering up realizing what's going on now & tries to get to her Feet as Jule & Zule nail Eve with 10 Mid Kicks until Eve drops to her Knees & then with a double Kick to her Chest , Eve goes down as the Fans cheering pick up .
Kelly meanwhile after Eve is kicked in her Chest , is back on her Feet by the Ropes & wants to try something , but Jule & Zule are on her before she can figure out an attack plan & with the Fans egging them on , Jule & Zule grab Kelly's Blond Locks & bend her over the Top Rope a bit & together & separately they start to Chop Kelly across her Tits & Chest over & over giving her probably 25 each & then they whip her off the ropes & upon Kelly's return , they spin her around & drop her into a painful Backbreaker over both their Knees as the Crowd grows more encouraging towards the Bad Girls , my Bad Girls .
Kelly is pushed off her Knee trap as Eve is able to pull herself back to her Feet & also stands stunned against the Ropes & sees Jule & Zule cominf at her & expecting Chops to her Tits as well , covers high , but Jule & Zule deliver Stomps to her mid that bends her over & then they yank her over the Ropes a bit by her Hair & Chop away at her Chest 12 times before whipping her off the Ropes , barely missing Kelly who painfully rolls out of the way , but her Spot is quickly taken by another Beauty on the Mat when Eve on the rebound is tossed into the air by both sides by German Muscle & as eve is headed down , Jule & Zule push down on her hard , making her crash hard into the mat .
Zule reaches down & clamps a Camel Clutch on Eve as Jule brings a helpless looking Kelly Kelly up & Bodyslams her near the Camel Clutched Eve & then , like eve , who is screaming in pain , Kelly quickly as also as Jule after Slamming her puts Kelly into a Boston Crab as the Fans cheering gets louder & louder & Jule & Zule gets bored with the holds & switch as Zule goes from Camel Clutching Eve to making her pay in a Boston Crab as Jule switches her Boston Crab on Kelly into a Camel Clutch as " Tap them out - Tap them out " is heard loudly from the Crowd as both Divas almost tearfully scream in agony but hold on , probably not wanting to give the turncoat Crowd who should be on their side what they want & do win out as Jule & Zule get bored with the Clutches & Crabs before either Eve and/or Kelly begin to Tap .
Eve & Kelly lay aching as Jule & Zule acknowledge the Crowd who's Cheering for them has picked up as now virtually the entire Arena is rooting for Heels , another thing you don't see happen too often , but Jule & Zule know they can't take forever & bring Eve & Kelly to their Feet , Zule having Kelly & Jule having Eve & together & next to each other , Eve & Kelly are whipped off the same Rope & are almost side by side as they return to their Whippers where almost at the same time they are given Spinning Backbreakers & as the 2 Divalicious Bodies are bent Dominantly over Jule & Zule's Knees as the Backbreakers are delivered , Fans can be seen jumping for Joy as the is beginning to come of the place as the Fans are enjoying the Beatdown & as soon as Kelly & Eve are pushed off the Knees of their tormentors , chants of " German Bomb " can be heard over & over .
" German Bomb " is still heard as Jule & Zule grab Kelly by her Arms & Legs & after sticking their Feet into Kelly's Ribs , they pull her up 1st into the German Stretch & after holding her into for about 25 Secs as " German Bomb " is still being chanted , Jule & Zule 4 times feign doing the German Bomb before finally doing it with extra umph , getting another big cheer from the Crowd as Kelly is wiped out & lays out as Eve is then placed in the German Stretch until German Muscle are ready to give her the German Bomb , but feign it a few times on her also before doing it & wiping out Eve .
The Fans are Cheering loudly as Jule plants a Foot on Kelly's Chest & Zule does the same to Eve & as the Ref begins his count , the Fans are shouting out 1-2-3 to match his count & after the pin , Jule & Zule keep them egged on by switching Divas & telling the Ref to count again " 1-2-3 " for a 2nd pin & then Jule Zule drag Kelly & Eve together & lay ontop of both Babes together & demand 1 more pincount as the Ref counts again , 1-2-3 , with the Fans counting along as energeticly with the 3rd pin as the 1st 2 pins & since Jule & Zule may not have the Fans on their side like this for a longtime , they quickly grab Kelly & put her into another German Stretch for 10 secs & turn it into a German Bomb & then do the same to Eve & leave to the adoration of the Crowd who lets out " Divas Suck - Divas Suck " as Kelly & Eve are attended to after the Divalicious Destruction .
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