Hi again, it's Otto Von Bauman & it's SWF Monday Night again , this time coming to you from Cologne , Germany where once again , in the last night of their stay , the WWE Divas 1 last time will have their Shot at taking down my Girls , German Muscle , who will be facing Eve Torres & Jillian Hall , with Jillian being given the opportunity to play the Good Girl tonight as so far in the past week , she has played the Bad Girl , still in her " I'm a Great Singer " act she does , who gave the Fans a big thrill when she gets her Big Mouth Shut Up as in Dark Matches , she has been defeated 1st by Marianna Martini & then Maritza Martini , who gave her some extra pain to the delight of the Crowd , but Jillian does what she does & tonight I have a plan that should take care of her
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Meanwhile , Monster Nakano will defend her Title against Kelly Kelly , who has taken a Horrible beating in her 1st 2 matches here & taking hem with the Crowd actually thrilling in seeing her get Decimated as well by my German Muscle Girls twice .
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The show is at that time where the Dark Matches are being held & Jule & Zule's Students , Ingrid Ink & Tatty Doom are back after being returned to the so called Minors & watching with Jule & Zule , we watch on happily as Ingrid & Tatty Slaughter Ex Divas , Michelle McCool & Tiffany in a Tag Match , well basicly Tiffany as Michelle never gets in the Match except to tend to Tiffany after she is pinned , but enough of the small potatoes , lets get to the Good Stuff .
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EVE TORRES & JILLIAN HALL VS GERMAN MUSCLE
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Eve & Jillian come out 1st to a chorus of Boos , even though they are the Good Girls , there is No Way the Fans won't side with German Muscle in Germany tonight & it is apparant that that is the case as they get a huge ovation & head to the ring to face a Current & Ex Diva .
Since she is finally on TV , Jillian gets to Sing " Oh God , Shoot us Now " no that's not the Songs name , that is what everybody is thinking & once everybody is in the Ring , Jillian begins her Tune & as always is God Awful as even Eve is trying to block it out from poisoning her ears as finally my pal , Georges , heads to the Ring dressed in a Business Suit & pretending to be a Music Producer
who is the only person in the World who enjoys Jillian's Voice
& offers Jillian a possible deal , but they have to negotiate right here & now since he is a busy guy & Jillian is wowed & leaves the Ring quickly & follows him , leaving Eve alone who watched Jillian leave with the " Music Producer "
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Eve is beside herself as Jillian leaves her by herself & can't help but turn her back to Jule & Zule as she yells at Jillian to get back to the ring & is still trying to get Jillian to heed her when Jule & Zule attack Eve from behind & quickly strike with clubbing Forearms to her Shoulder Blades that makes Eve drape quickly over the Top Rope & Jule & Zule follow up by both choking Eve for 20 secs as Eve kicks her Legs franticly for escape or any separation from the rope to get some air into her & when released , Eve quickly grabs at her Throat , but is turned around by Jule & Zule who quickly grab her by her wrists & extend them from opposing sides , leaving Eve's Mid wide open where where Jule & Zule begin to Kick away at Eve , Kick to her Chest , Kick to her Mid , Kick to her Chest , Kick to her Mid , Kick to her Chest , Kick to her Chest , Kick to her Mid , Kick to her Mid , Kick to her Chest , & Kick to her Mid , which drops Eve to her Knees as the Fans are firmly yelling their approval at what they are seeing .
As Eve holds her aching Body , Zule gives her a hard Kick to the Square of her Back & as Eve straightens up to deflect the pain a bit , Jule runs off the Ropes in front of Eve & comes in & nails her with a low Dropkick to her Chest , sending Eve down where she quickly looks spent .
Jule & Zule quickly grab Eve by her Wrists & Ankles & get their Feet into her Ribs & pull her up into a German Stretch , making Eve scream in pain as always , the pain is so intense , that an opponent in the Hold is in too much pain to Submit to it & Eve is eventually given a small break as Jule & Zule prepare to give Eve their German Bomb & after making sure of their grip , Jule & Zule Jump Up & Pull as much as they can as they both Drop to the Mat , wiping Eve out with the German Bomb , but before they could do anything , the Crowd is screaming " 1 more time - 1 more time " so Jule & Zule shrug with a smile & grab Eve by her Wrists & Ankles again & place her in a German Stretch & after holding her in it for 15 secs , they tense up again & deliver a German Bomb on Eve who could probably be pinned for a 100 count at this time , but the Fans are still shouting " 1 more time - 1 more time " so Jule & Zule decide to do it 1 more time & place Eve into the German Stretch for only about 5 Secs & then Jump & Pull her again as Eve takes a 3rd German Bomb , despite the Fans still saying " 1 more time " Jule & Zule perfer no killing their fellow wrestlers & since they the next SWF event with No Divas around will be back to being Boo'd loudly anyway , Jule & Zule sit on the Mat & put Eve into a Sitting German Stretch , stretching Eve into a " * " shape as her Torso is alone in the Middle as her Arms & Legs are fully spread & as the Ref moves in , to make sure Eve remebers her Visit , Zule tells the Ref , 20 count , 10 for me & 10 for Jule & with the Ref knowing Eve is out & not subjecting her to more , he does what is asked of him & begins his count , 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-18-20 & this Massacre is over .
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Eve is eventually carried from the Ring by a Security Guy & to the Back & the show continues & I have a feeling that Jillian & Georges will not be able to strike a deal
, but at least Jillian was free from the Slaughter .
As the show gets into it's 2nd hour , we get to the Match where Kelly Kelly get a shot at redemption as she has a Title Match vs Monster Nakano , who is slated to defend that same Title at the upcoming PPV where Maritza Martini gets a chance at regaining the Belt that she had for a long time & although Blond Barbie vs Busty Italian Beauty is an enticing Match , I still want Monster to give Barbie another Beatdown .
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KELLY KELLY VS MONSTER NAKANO
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Kelly Kelly heads out 1st to a chorus of Boos with everybody in attendance yelling things at her , nagative things of course although she still tried to play her Good Girl role as a few Fans are on her side & she just teases with them as she waits in the Ring as Monster storms out & walks purposely to the Ring & as soon as she does enter the Ring , she tosses her belt at Kelly who has to elude the heavy strap of Metal & as Kelly regains her bearings after dodging the Belt , she looks up to see Nakano charging in behind the Belt toss & is helpless as Nakano barrels into her with a " Gore - Gore - Gore " making the Fans Go Crazy as Kelly is Gored to the Mat & seems already worse for wear .
Nakano brings Kelly to her Feet by a handful of hair & whips her into a Corner & follows in with a Corner Splash , crushing the Blond as the Fans celebrate & high 5 as Kelly is Crushed with a force that visualy moves the Ring Post & after a brief stay on Kelly , Nakano whips her to the Opposing corner & follows her in with another Ring Post moving Corner Splash as the Fans celebrate more & let out " Kelly Sucks " chants .
Nakano watches Kelly fall to the Mat as she moves away & rests for 10 secs before moving in picking Kelly up like a child & placing her over her Knee & begins spanking her as Kelly let's out cries of pain as she is quickly spanked Red & once released , holds both her Mushed Mid & aching Ass .
Nakano allows Kelly a 10 sec breather , but Kelly is still winded & is brought up by her Hair again & effortlessly is put onto Nakano's Shoulders who falls backwards with Kelly , crushing the Blond with her Samoan Drop she does so well & crushingly as Nakano is looking like she is going to do away with the Diva rather quickly in this one , resting up for Maritza who I'm sure will give her a better battle .
As Kelly lays there a battered Blond Bimbo in the middle of the ring , Najkano runs at her & jumps up & Crushes Kelly's Chest with her Hefty Ass , Crushuing poor Kelly , which I & all the Fans enjpy & as Nakano slides off after hiting the Monster Bomb , the Fans cry out " 1 more time - 1 more time " so Nakano gets up & quickly gives Kelly a 2nd Monster Bomb , this time from the other side but with the same effect , of course her Momentum takes her off Kelly , but the Fans are sill saying " 1 more time " so Nakano gives her a 3rd Monster Bomb & then a 4th as the fans still want more , but again , Monster needs to save some for Maritza & after hitting Kelly with a 4th Monster Bomb , Nakano just plants her Big Ass on Kelly's Face & Hooks a Leg & tells the Ref 25 , & in order to save Kelly he complies again , 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18-19-20-21-22-23-24-25 & it's over .
Nakano holds Kelly's Leg for an additional 10 secs to prove her Dominance as the Fans Cheer loudly before letting it drop limp to the Mat & like Eve earlier , Kelly is carried from the Ring by a Security Guard as her SWF torture was over .
THE END
