Hello , Otto Von Bauman here again at the SWF's latest PPV & coming up right now in a Dark Match before the PPV officially starts , Jule & Zule's Students , Tatty Doom & Ingrid Ink will be in action against 2 English Tarts known as the Lollipop Kids , who I hear has yet to win a match in 3 years of wrestling & along with Maria Martini , are Europe's top Jobbers , so this should be fun .
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TATTY DOOM & INGRID INK VS THE LOLLIPOP KIDS
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Looking much younger than 23 years old , The Lollipop Kids come out 1st , Lilly & Lola looking all Innocent & all smiles like they usually do & of course they come out with big sized swirly Lollipops , licking theirs while also throwing some extras to the crowd , the only thing offensively I hear they know how to do while their only other claim to fame is that they are great friends with the Blossom Twins & now that they are in the Ring , Tatty & Ingrid can come out & give them another Ass Kicking .
Tatty & Ingrid come out & walk at a fast pace to the Ring & slide on in & immediately upon standing , they charge right at the English Cuties who are giving their Lollipops a good lick & are unable to defend themselves as Tat & Ingrid bend them over the Top Rope where they weakly kick nothing for escape until Tat & Ingrid unwind with a big punch to their Mids & let the Youngsters go & watch as they stumble forward , holding their Mids like they took a barrage of punches , not just 1 , & stumble forward to where Tat & Ingrid scoop them up & Bodyslam them to the Mat where both Babes writhe in agony ,with Lola calling Lilly for help as Lilly calls Lola for help , I can see why they are such huge Jobbers .
The Ref tells Tat & Ingrid to choose 1 legal girl as this is a standard Tag Team Match & Tat agrees to play nice & leaves as Ingrid tosses Lola from the Ring , leaving Lilly as the Legal Lollipop Kid .
Ingrid brings Lilly to her Feet , holds her up by her Arms , & then gives her 12 straight Headbutts in quick succession & lets go & Lilly falls limp to the Mat where Ingrid plants a Foot on her Chest for the 1-2- but no 3 as Ingrid removes her Foot on her own & walks over & tags in Tatty who without doing anything , plants her Foot on Lilly's Chest again as she is still looking KO'd & also gets a 1-2- but no 3 as she herself lifts her Foot off Lilly who couldv'e been easily pinned a 2nd time .
Tatty lifts Lilly off the Mat by her Hair & holds her up with effort as Lilly is still out of it from the Headbutt Brigade she received & manages to keep her up as she gets behind Lilly , wraps her Foot up with Lilly's Foot & falls forward with her , driving Lilly's Head to the Mat with The Stroke ( Jeff Jarrett's finisher ) & Lilly seems out cold again just like that & makes the cover , 1-2- no 3 as Tat drags Lilly up out of the pin by her Hair but quickly lets her drop back o the Mat , 1-2 no 3 as another Hair Up breaks up the Pin & does it over & over , 10 times in fact , couldv'e gotten the Pin with any cover , but the Kids are so fun to play with , Tatty is in no hurry to end it & brings Lilly all the way up & Bodyslams her again & then walks close to Lola who is back on he Ring Apron , urging her Friend on & taunts her before walking slowly back to Ingrid & tagging her in & once in , Ingrid makes a slow walk to Lilly & brings her to her Feet then powers her onto her Shoulders & walks her towards Lola who Tags herself in .
As Lola comes in , Ingrid backs away with Lilly still on her Shoulders & as Lola approaches her talling her to let go of her partner , Ingris spins around where Lilly does offense for a rare time as her Legs Kicks Lola in the side of her Head & down Lola goes .
Ingrid then tosses Lilly onto her Partner & plants a Foot on Lilly's Back which holds Lola down & the Ref just shrugs his Shoulders & makes the count , 1-2-3 & WOW , the Lollipop Kids surely showed why they were known as Europe's Biggest Jobbers , think I'll get the Board to put them in action against Rubber Blow Up Dolls & see what happens , but your Winners , Ingrid Ink & Tatty Doom in a laugher .
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It's been over an hour now since the Joke , known as The Lollipop Kids were defeated by Tatty & Ingrid in the Dark Match & we are at the 4th Match of the PPV & time to get serious as my Girls , Jule & Zule , German Muscle , are defending the Tag Titles vs Marianna Martini , whose Sister , Maritza , gets her rematch for the Ladies Title vs Monster Nakano later , will team with her best friend , Juliana Martinez , who I hear is big on the Ladies Backyard Circuit throughout Europe & is supposed to be 1 tough cookie & although I expect my Girls to remain Champs , it won't be as fast & easy as the Lollipop Kids .
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( TAG TITLE MATCH ) GERMAN MUSCLE VS MARIANNA & JULIANA
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Marianna & Juliana of course enter 1st , Marianna ready to wrestle while Juliana is wearing pants over her Bottom attire , a Cammo pattern she likes to use for intimidation , but she has never faced my Girls who can teach her something about intimidation & leaves the Pants on as Jule & Zule make their way to the Ring to mostly Boos again , the Love affair that they had from the Fans as they were Demolishing the WWE Divas quickly gone & once Jule & Zule were in the Ring , Juliana then decided to remove her pants & underneath she had on a low cut white Bikini Bottom with the same colored Butterfly pattern she had on her top & a pink sash belt & once her pants is off , Jule & Zule just watch as Juliana spins the pants over her head with a smile before tossing them into the Crowd as a soulvenier & then shakes her Shapely ass at my Girls , making them charge at the 2 Beauties , which seems to be Jule & Zule's only weakness as they charge out of control & Marianna & Juliana duck under their offense attempt & pull the Ropes down & Jule & Zule go flying over the Ropes & spin to the floor hard , damn , I really have to tlak to them about that .
Since the Match is " Anything Goes " as always since my Girls can choose their matches as reward for being Champs , Marianna & Juliana know they can attack together & as Jule & Zule get to their Feet & try to regain their bearrings , Marianna & Juliana are already standing outside on the Ring Apron & run at Jule & Zule & dive at them & Wow the Crowd , & me truth be told with Flying Headscissor Takedowns & I'm in disbelief as my Girls are actually in trouble .
I'm quite surprised though when I see the Young Challengers take the time to acknowlegde the Crowd for acknowledging the Headscissor Takedowns & not quickly following up , they are young , but Marianna , who is like her Sister , Maritza , should know better & it's only when Jule & Zule are back on their Feet with a small opening of rest does Marianna & Juliana come charging back in at them , but the rest is just what Jule & Zule Needed & as Marianna & Juliana move back in , Jule & Zule use their Momentum in charging to give the Good Girls dual Spinebusters onto the Hard Concrete floor that has no protection .
Jule & Zule bring Marianna & Juliana up & Hip Toss them several times until they are both Mid Ring on the outside & my Girls have control as they tell each other , " Let's toss them into the Ringposts " & with that , I watch as Jule brigs up Juliana & Zule brings up Marianna onto their Shoulders & runs them towards the 2 closest Ringposts " This is going to be Fun , time to say Ding Dong , Girls " .
Jule & Zule are close to making Marianna & Juliana's Heads go Ding Dong when all of a sudden I see the 2 Babes slip off Jule's & Zule's Backs & use their momentum to push my Grils forward where their Heads go Ding Dong into the Posts & as my Girls stumble backwards , they are quickly thrust forward again as Marianna & Juliana connect with Dropkicks that send their Heads crashing into the Posts a 2nd time & drop my Girls to their Knees " What's going on here " .
Jule & Zule stumble back to their Feet & as I see them on the monitor , Jule has a small cut on her Forehead , but Zule is way cut open & is bleeding significantly more than Jule & for the 1st time , I fear my Girls might actually go down in defeat , but the Good News is , the finish has to take place in the ring at least & my Gals are on the outside .
Marianna & Juliana waste time Double High Fiving each other as they switch from Jule to Zule & they grab them both up as the Crowd is Loving it , except for the German Muscle Fan Club who is trying to figure out " What is going on tonight " as Marianna & Juliana roll them back into the Ring where my Girls lay dazed & Bloody as Marianna & Julianna jump up onto the Ring Apron & again waste time acknowledging the Crowd then do Flips back into the Ring , using the Ropes for momentum & trying to turn it into modified mini Swanton Bombs " Move Girls Move " & down come Marianna & Juliana when " Yes Yes Yes " Jule & Zule get their Knees up & big Umphs are let out as Marianna's & Juliana's Mids are impacted heavily by the Knees as alot of air is quickly taken from them .
Jule & Zule get to their Feet as Marianna & Juliana nurse their Mids & Jule & Zule take a small breather to wipe some blood off their faces & onto their outfits just to put it somewhere before moving in on the Good Girls & bringing them up slowly as they are still trying to recoup themselves & gather up enough Umph to whip them off the Ropes & upon their returns , get enough Umph up again to give both Marianna & Juliana Backbreakers & quickly let them drop & quickly grab Juliana by her Arms & Legs , give her a quick German Stretch & turn it into a German Bomb & Jule makes the cover quickly & the Ref moves in & 1-2-3 as Zule tosses Marianna out of the Ring & my Girls waste no time grabbing the Belts & retreating from the Ring , knowing that they could of easily not have left the Champs as Marianna & Juliana gave them a Wake Up Call tonight .
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