First off...I would like to thank all of the supporters, regardless of which of us you voted for. Without you, this poll would be boring. Secondly, thanks to Jimmy for setting this up for us; superb job as usual. Last but not least, thanks to Erin for stepping up and taking this fight. Now... On with it.
I walk into my regular stomping grounds with my hubby, looking for a night of dancing, drinking, and just plain fun. I scan the crowd looking for familiar faces. As I look back at Don, I see his eyes fixed into the corner of the bar. I look to see what is so interesting over there. Erin, who I have seen here before, but never met, was sitting there. It's undeniable that she is an absolutely gorgeous woman. I can't blame Don for staring a bit, hell, I'll admit, I caught myself staring a bit too. As the evening wore on, I couldn't help taking a peek at her to see what she was up to. Finally, I saw it. She's looking right at Don, with that seductive come herether look, as she shifted on her stool, giving him the perfect angle to see up her skirt. That's it...I don't mind looking and admiring, but this bitch just took it too far. I casually stroll over to her, lean in to where only she can hear me, and whisper in her ear..."bitch, he's coming home with me and there ain't shit you're gonna do about it."