My girl and I were out to dinner in Las Angeles as she wanted to celebrate her beating up Zooey Deschanel just the other day making her first victory over a celebrity. Out of the corner of my eye, I notice Lea Michelle at a booth across from us, and wave at her to come over and join us as she is eating all alone. She smiles and nods her head and starts walking towards us. My girl grins from ear to ear as Lea gets to us. She takes a seat between my girl and I, but she moves her chair much closer to me. As we sit and chat, I can tell Lea is much more interested in what i'm saying, the whole time i'm going my girl doesn't notice this, but she does obviously as she is squeezing her napkin tightly in a ball and glaring at Michelle with evil intentions. As the evening presses on, Lea's chair is getting closer and closer to me, then she suddenly she puts her right hand on my leg. My envious girl sees this and spills her red wine on the table making run across and splash down on Michelle's light colored skirt. Lea jumps up in an instant furious at what had just occurred, knowing that my girl had done this on purpose. Then, standing up from her chair, my girl laughs at Lea. The furious actress approaches and gives my girl a hard slap across the face forcing her head to the side. As Michelle tries to storm off, my girl grabs the back of her long brunette hair by both hands and yanks her back toward her. "Just where i'm the hell do you think you're going?" Lea elbows my girl in the gut catching her off guard and freeing her locks from my girl's grasp. Then spinning around, Lea takes my girl, who is now doubled over, by the back of the head and slams her face down into our. At this time I laugh sarcastically kicking my feet up, "here we go again."
Lea grinds my girl's pretty face into the table as she grunts looking to escape. She feels Michelle leaning too far over her and extends her right leg up and backwards catching the unsuspecting Lea with a mule kick to the crotch. Michelle takes two steps backwards holding onto herself as my girl turns turns around to face her. She then approaches Michelle and thrusts her knee up into her gut, then tosses Lea into our dinner table and I stand up not wanting to get into either women's way. As my girl approaches, Michelle wraps her leg around my girl's waist and grabs two handfuls of her hair pulling her in close of her body and then rolls both over and they fall off the table with Lea reversing their positions now on top of my girl. They roll all over the floor looking to end up on top, until both are extremely exhausted, neither one able to gain the upper hand. Both slowly work their way back to their feet and at one another before taking off on a collision course like a couple of hell cats., who wins this all out war? Your votes decide!
