Below is a fictitious account of a very likely behind the scenes scenario at CNBC, the leader in business news.
Yet another admiring tweet aimed at up and coming Indian-American anchor Seema Mody proclaimed the need to "#WeWantToSeeMoreSeemaMody". To rival anchor Kayla Tausche, the frustration was mounting every day, what with Seema getting more on air time, a daily spot with Larry Kudlow and now adoring fans on Twitter.
Kayla's lack of exotic beauty was more than made up for by her girl next door charm and North Carolina fighting spirit. She thought back to last year, when she and Seema were both rookie anchors fighting for more air time. Literally. One year later and the two were the rising stars of CNBC, each one bringing something to the table, each one more confident, more ambitious and more willing to screw the other to get the fame and power she deserved.
None of this was lost on Michele Caruso Cabrera, or MCC (sporting DD's). The virtual enforcer of order among the stable of CNBC beauties, MCC also knew that some on air rivalry was always good for ratings. She was there when Maria Bartiromo and Erin Burnett had what the media labeled a 'catfight' and how that helped CNBC's bottom line. Time for the magic to repeat itself...but how to provoke the claws?
MCC spoke with Larry Kudlow about working Kayla Tausche into his program. "Listen Larry, give Kayla some air time- she's smart, perky and cute. And her looks are the perfect contrast to the exotic Seema Mody. Imagine Seema in a white dress and Kayla in black, blond/brunette, that's ratings gold."
Larry didn't need convincing. "Oh and to make things more interesting, don't tell Seema" MCC slyly suggested.
Fast forward to the Kudlow Report. Seema was feeling confident, rocking a white dress that showed off her feminine hips and natural curves. Standing tall and proud, she began to look to the camera for her lines when...The camera cut to the side and revealed Kayla Tausche walking on set.
"What the hell?" thought Seema as she angrily waved the papers in her right hand. "What is this bitch doing on air?" Seema looked on helplessly as Kayla introduced the segment that was supposed to be hers. The little white bitch walked closer to Seema, who by now had her hands on her hips, staring and glaring at the girl who stole her thunder.
Cameras were still rolling, capturing it all. Enter Larry Kudlow, reading lines prepared by MCC. "Thanks Kayla. It's great to have you on the show. She's a new regular on the Kudlow Report. She joins the talented Seema Mody and will be sharing the spotlight every night on the show."
Trying to compose herself and force a fake smile, Seema couldnt wait for the segment to end. It finally did and she lashed out immediately. "What the fuck Larry? You bring her (pointing to Kayla) on air and don't even consult me?" A somewhat uncomfortable Kudlow muttered that "This was going to be good for the ratings" and prepared for his next segment. Meanwhile, Kayla chimed in, "Guess you'll just have to share, Seema."
The countdown to live TV resumed and Seema struggled with her lines, angry about Kayla, angry about messing up her lines and just downright pissed. On the other side, Kayla sparkled that night, providing clear and cutting analysis that was her trademark.
"And that's a wrap!" the director ordered and the crew began to clear out of the way. Larry gave Kayla a congratulatory hug and made his way off set.
That just left the two women who now more than ever hated each other with a passion boiling over. All it took was one spark to ignite. "Guess you're blowing Kudlow nightly didn't get you the starring role, Seema", Kayla taunted.
Marching over with fervent determination, Seema struck Kayla with a quick vicious slap to the face. "Blow? The only thing you blow are bubbles, little girl." Caught off guard, Kayla stumbled back but was still within the reach of Seema's claws, which now grabbed a handful of hair. With cat like ferocity she shook poor Kayla back and forth, Seema's heels giving her a height advantage that she made the most of.
Kayla was no slouch, however and regained her composure. Not afraid to fight dirty, she thrust her knee into Seema's crotch and immediately went to pull down Seema's white skirt. Freed from the claw, Kayla now had Seema on the floor and whisked away her white skirt, revealing a lacy g string.
"What a slut. Going to send this show to your fans on twitter?" Kayla spat, her nails now working their way up and down Seema's sexy legs with increasing frequency. The young Indian screeched in pain as Kayla dug into her thighs. Not to be outmaneuvered, Seema reached out with her right hand and fiercely tugged at Kayla's black top, until it split down the middle. "Wearing a training bra?" Seema taunted as Kayla let go to try and protect her bra from being removed.
Seema backed away as well and two circled each other like feral cats, waiting for the right moment to pounce. The g string did little to protect her ass from the onslaught of slaps administered by Kayla. Seema slapped back in what became a game of strategic hits. The slapping moved from ass to hips to chest. Seeking to de-shirt her opponent Kayla ripped through Seema's blouse to reveal a black bra. The two were now in equal stages of undress, Kayla have lost her skirt moments earlier.
From the back room, MCC watched with glee as her plan came to fruition. She loved watching the junior anchors struggle for dominance.
And so Seema lept forward and plied her nails into Kayla's tits, quickly casting aside her bra cups to reveal milky white mounds. On the defensive, Kayla fought back and pulled down Seema's bra to reveal a bounty of brown breasts. The two embraced in a bear hug of pain, tit against tit, a trifle of caramel and white hatred intermingling. Kayla tried to shove her opponent forward to break free but to no avail. They were locked and no one was giving up.
Until Seema decided to distract Kayla with a quick spit to the face that left Kayla confused. That split second was all she needed to wrap her nails around Kayla's sweet pink nipples, extended from the exertion of the fight. "Fuck!!" Kayla yelled in pain as Seema went in for the kill with both hands.
MCC watched with concern as Kayla fell on her back, Seema now straddling her and continuing the tit torture. MCC could not let this pass- she preferred a draw at best but not a one sided fight, which this was quickly becoming. Divide and conquer was her modus operandi and to let one anchor get too powerful was not her way. MCC knew what had to be done.
"Quit this show Kayla!" Seema shrieked like a harpy in heat. "Quit this fucking show or I rip your tits off!" Seema was a sight to behold, her tits heaving and sweating as she lorded over the weakend Kayla Tausche.
And then from behind Seema was assaulted by MCC, who launched a sneak attack on Seema's C cups. Brown tits were squeezed and clawed at with the ferocity of a professional tit fighter. MCC DD's made her the alpha female and she wasn't going to let any one go beyond their station.
A relieved Kayla caught her breath and watched as MCC placed Seema in a full nelson. Taking that as her queue, Kayla stood up and returned the titty torture favor to Seema who was now helplessly ensnared in MCC's powerful move.
But Kayla wanted even more vengeance and stabbed her nails straight into Seema's crotch, dislodging the thin cloth of the g string with ease. Grabbing a fistful of pussy hair she pulled and twisted and yanked while Seema screamed in agony. MCC supported Kayla's torture and would not let the squirming Seema go until her body was limp.
Finally relinquishing her grip, MCC tossed Seema to the floor, who quickly curled into a semi fetal position and cried. MCC offered a caressing hand across Kayla's still swollen nipples. "She had to brought back down to reality. Let that be a lesson to you too Kayla. I rule this network and decide who's a star and who's not." MCC quickly squeezed and released Kayla's left boob at the words "who's not".
"Do as I say and you'll be fine. Try to advance beyond what I think is right for you and you'll wind up like her." She points one last time to Seema and with a firm high heeled foot kicks in the groin.
The two walk off of the set, leaving Seema broken and damaged but vowing her own revenge on Kayla and MCC.