Welcome to ANGEL. The American Nude Gladiatrix Elite League. Our inaugural fight is gonna be a great one! Zhyang Chou, one of the founders and guiding forces behind ANGEL, versus Lisa Tomlinson, one half of the "Terror Twins".
30-year-old Zhyang Chou stands at 5 feet, 8 inches, 166 pounds. Her long black hair is tied into a ponytail. She's facing a taller, heavier Lisa Tomlinson, 5 foot 9, 186 pounds. Lisa's a blond, her hair long and wavy, she's only 21.
"I rip off your tits!" shouts Zhyang. Lisa laughs. "I'm the best fighter in ANGEL," she says. "I know it, the people know it, and soon you'll know it!" If the young blond wins she'll be at the top position. If she loses or draws she retains her number 2 slot and Zhyang retains her top slot.
Each woman has a sword. Each woman is beautifully, gloriously naked. They stand in the middle of the crowded arena, their bare toes digging into the sand.
The two women, as ritual requires, kiss on the lips. They step back, and begin.
Lisa's sword swings, and slashes Zhyang. A slight scratch to her left arm,easily ignored, but first blood. Lisa strikes again, hits the arm solidly. Zhyang grunts in pain, blood flowing freely. Lisa tries a third swing, and Zhyang drives a knee into her cxnt. Lisa staggers back.
Blond Lisa drives the hilt of her sword into Zhyang's jaw. Zhyang sees stars. She swings, hits Lisa's sword. The two women stand pinning swords for a long second. Zhyang stamps her foot down on Lisa's. Lisa head-butts Zhyang. And again. She steps back.
Zhyang swings, just barely missing Lisa's stomach. Lisa lunges, putting just the tip into Zhyang's breast. A little more blood.
Lisa drives forward, Zhyang steps back, slips a little in the sand. Lisa moves forward.
Zhyang's left hand reaches the sand. She steadies herself, thrusts her sword forward blindly, and slashes Lisa's right cheek open. Zhyang strikes down with a major blow.
Which Lisa blocks. And blocks a second blow. Zhyang feints, and slashes Lisa's leg. Finally, Zhyang drew Lisa's blood.
Both women are starting to look tired. Zhyang wipes sweat from her eyes. Lisa feints, then swings, missing Zhyang's head by less than an inch. Zhyang tries to swing, and Lisa blocks.
Lisa, both hands on her sword, swings down, clocks Zhyang on the top of her head. Blood flows down, mingles with the sweat. The crowd roars in approval.
Lisa punches Zhyang. Zhyang grits her teeth. She stabs Lisa in the gut, twists the blade. Lisa staggers back, her sword dropping from her hand. Zhyang slams her sword against Lisa's head. Lisa spins, and falls to the sand.
Zhyang stands over Lisa's fallen body, barely able to see through her own blood. She looks to the judge.
The judge gives the thumbs up. The paramedics rush onto the sand, carry Lisa off. She will live to fight again.
Zhyang wins! Zhyang Chou wins! Zhyang wins the first ANGEL Gladiatorial bout, but stay tuned. Lisa's sister Laura, the other "Terror Twin", will face Jill Redcorn, to determine who will be in position 3. Only on ANGEL!!!
Records
Zhyang Chou: 1 wins-0 losses-0 draws-0 kills
1-0-0-0
Keeps Position 1 on the chart
Lisa Tomlinson: 0 wins-1 losses-0 draws-0 kills
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Keeps Position 2 on the chart
