My skinny little wife Cordelia has found out about Evi, my girlfriend! Cordelia has challenged Evi to a nude fight, and, readily, Evi has agreed. So, when they met up for the fight, Evi said, 'OK, you go first and strip!' Angrily, Cordelia tore off her clothes to present herself naked to Evi, and while Evi was still standing in front of her in her waitress' outfit she laughed at her, saying, 'Good gracious, what's that?? You'r flatter than flat, I've never seen anything like it! And, did you really think I was going to strip in front of you? Stupid little girl!' . . . Furiously, Cordelia steps up close to Evi, staring into her eyes. They are both 5'1" tall, and stand face to face, trying to stare each other down. 'Get your childish beermaid skirt off before I knock you out of it, you husband stealing, ugly slut!!' Cordelia hisses. 'Take it off me if you can, little wifey!' Evi mocks. Cordelia slaps Evi's cheek, quickly and hard. With her face turned to one side, Evi steadies herself, then slaps Cordelia back. And so, the fight has begun...
