Survival of the Weakest catfight tournament: Let's do this!

[Catfight Contributor]

A couple years ago on a different site, I started writing a catfight tournament with a twist - the losers would move on each round, rather than the winner, so those of us who like some of the... less tough girls would get to see more of them. A similar tournament has since been very ably written up on here, but it was more in the wrestling vein. I'd like to have another crack at writing it up in catfight form - no pro wrestling moves, just women who don't really know their way around a fight that well having a go at each other. But I'm going to need your help.

I'll be posting polls for each fight. You give me your honest take on who you think would win among the less-than-intimidating grapples, and I'll do my best write them up before too long. I may keep some of them fairly short to make sure I don't hit a wall, but by the time we get to the final round and find out who the biggest loser is, hopefully we'll have at least a few good stories.

First poll to be posted shortly!

[Firefly]

Love the concept! Gwyneth Paltrow and Taylor Swift should definitely be included.

[Knicks]

Would love to see Selena Gomez, Jamie Chung, Brenda Song, Nina Dobrev and Juliana Hough to be involved in some of these fights.

[canadianlou]

I did that concept a few years ago on this board and people really seemed to enjoy it. I look forward to seeing what you construct, as I'm a HUGE fan of these types of tournaments.

[Jebediah Morningside]

Selena Gomez should definitely be involved.  She could lose to an empty swimsuit, probably badly.   

-JM

[Dementedvillian]

Ariana grande and Miley Cyrus should also be involved

[trotsky]

How about Kristen Stewart, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Julia Stiles and Danielle Panaabaker? All soft and weak.

[Nightshade]

Definitely add Kristen Stewart and Avril Lavigne!

[Nightshade]