Was on vacation this weekend & saw at my friends house the movie " Rock of Ages " was so/so on the movie but Julianne Hough was hot as hell & the Rolling Stones reporter was a hottie herself & when I saw Julianne as Sherrie as a pole dancer & that black outfit she wore when pole dancing / stripping , I couldn't help but imagine her being in a wrestling scenario teamming with the rolling stone interview chick ( Constance ) , could not find a pic from the movie of Julianne / Sherrie in that costume nor a good one of the character Constance so I did my best to find 2 hot blondes with the big hair at keast to play them & here is my version .THAT 80'S SQUASH MATCH
For Sherrie things started out great for her as soon as she stepped off the bus in LA after leaving Nebraska to try to hit the big time , even though someone stole her precious records about 15 mins upon arriving , but she met a cute guy who worked at the infamous rock club , The Bourbon Room , who was a step too late from saving the theft but put a quick end to her grief as he quickly fell for her & invited her to the club where he proceeded to get her a job waitressing at a place she has heard about only but dreamed of being there & here she was , 45 mins off the bus & she had a job working there .
Sherrie quickly fell for her savior as well & love blossomed quickly & the next 4 months were the best times of her life , especially when her new love finally began to perform on stage so he made a name of himself , but 1 night where the legendary , Stacey Jaxx , who very rarely was seen without a groupie with him , had a chance run in with Sherrie & when Sherrie's beau saw them together , he assumed the worse & in an ensuing argument , the relationship was over as well as Sherrie's employment as she was too upset to stay working with her super jealous now ex boyfriend , who's ego was getting bigger as his stock rose .
It didn't take that long for money to grow short in Sherrie's pocket as she did get a new job , but it paid almost nothing as it was at a strip club where the dancers made huge money , but Sherrie did not want to strip however & stuck to being a waitress which again paid little as the money went to the dancers , this even with men constantly grabbing at Sherrie's ass as she walked by as they could not do so with the dancers stripping on stage .
During her stint at the Bourbon Room , Sherrie did make friends with a reporter from Rolling Stones Magazine , Constance , who did an interview with Stacy Jaxx that same night Sherrie broke up with her man & also quit her dream job & on this particular day , the interview with an article on Stacy that came out a few days earlier had the rock god while sober not too happy with what Constance wrote & one call from his sleazy agent was all it took to get Constance , even though she told the truth , fired from her job & that night , payed Sherrie a visit at her job where they could be miserable together & upon hearing that Stacy had cost Constance her job now as well as costing Sherrie the man she loved & a job she loved , the anger grew inside her & when another guy decided to grab her as , the frustration was to much & she threw every ounce of alcohol in the glasses she was carrying into the guys face & when he got angry & called her a worthless whore , she let loose a kick forward where she nailed him right in the family jewels , dropping him to his knees & when he tried to get up , Constance low blowed him from behind as security got onto the scene to whisk the unruly guy away & boot out of the club .
Luckilly , Sherrie's boss was a woman who allowed her girls to protect themselves from groping sleazes , so she would not have to worry about losing her crappy job even though she liked her boss alot , who told her that a dancer position was hers anytime she wanted it , but Sherrie's small town values stopped her from doing so even though she could make way more money in 1 night than the 3 months she had been working at the club altogether , but that night she did get a different job offer , an offer that paid very well from a patron in the club that saw her & Constance take down the drunkard that night & it was a wrestling promoter that did ladies shows & with athletics in both Sherire & Constances backgrounds , cheerleading for both while Sherrie played soccer & Constance , Volleyball , when both were offered jobs , they agreed .
Although they knew not much about wrestling besides what they saw on tv here & there , they felt it odd that after their current practice was over that they were told tomorrow night would be the debut of The Rising Stars , Sherrie & Constance as they learned mostly taking bumps & have learned little on the offensive side of things , but with $500 bucks each coming their way to wrestle , they asked no questions .
The next night when the two showed up , they did see a few familiar faces they trained with , but also alot they did not know , the more established ladies who usually worked out when the trainees were not at the training center & outside of knowing that the promoter telling them the day before that they would be good girls or faces they didn't even know who they would be facing that night , they did see a poster that night showing the ladies champ who they knew was a fellow good girl & also showing the tag team champs , 2 heels who were twins known as the Terror Twins who looked very mean & scary on the poster & the last 2 opponents Sherrie & Constance wanted to face , but being new , they didn't think that they would be up against such experienced opponents , probably the 2 other girls they trained with who in practice portrayed masked heels , that's who they had to be facing since they were used to each other & they could do things safely .
Sherrie & Constance were waiting in their changing area when the promoter walked in with the Terror Twins at his side & said " sherrie & Constance , meet Terri & Torri , The Terror Twins , they are our tag team champs here & tonight they wil be your opponents " & Sherrie & Constance could not believe that their debut would be against such an experienced team & asked about it this time & the promoter explained that they had 1 big show & 1 little show & this was the little show , held to set up the big show & the next show would see The Terror Twins defend their tag titles but tonight they were going to have themselves a little tune up to show they are ready by slaughtering themselves a rookie team , you girls , I did say in training that there were wrestlers known as jobbers & since you are still new & don't know much , I was only able to use you 2 in the jobber role so tonight , I just want you to let them totally demolish you 2 , a complete mismatch from the start so take some time to go over a match outline with them & if you do a good job , who knows , maybe a little extra pay will come your way , besides , you 2 know how to take the bumps , do it right & you shouldn't be getting hurt for real .
Match time arrived & The Terror Twins were in the ring talking about their title defense the next show & how they would make their opponents never want to step in the ring with them again , but in the mean time , they were issuing an open challenge to any 2 wrestlers in the back to try to last jst 5 mins with them & after asking a few times unknown music to the fans played as out came 2 smoking hot blondes who both high fived the fans while also poiting to the ring & the twins while saying " you 2 think you hot shit , well we are here & we are the shit & we are going to foil your plans " continued to both greet the fans while letting the twins know they were ready to face them until they made their way into the ring where a twins grabbed the mic from the announcer & in a not impressed way asked " who are you two bimbos anyway , talking all this crap " & at that point , Sherrie grabbed the mic from the twin & said " you will know tonight honey , I'm Sherrie & then Constance spoke " I'm Constance " & together they said " We are the Rising Stars Baby , here to be #1 in both music & wrestling & you 2 are going down " .
The Stars got out " down " & as soon as they said it , Terri & Torri blasted punches into their mids & the mic fell to the mat as the announcer bid a hasty path out of the ring as the ref called for the bell to start it & as the twins were pushing Sherrie & Constance back against the ropes , he kicked the mic out of the ring out of harms way & once backed into the ropes , 5 punches more explodes into the mids of the blondes who just put their palms in the up position as they are punched & as air is taken out of them until they are then whipped off the ropes where on their return , the twins catch them with running knees that put the Stars down onto their backs holding their mids that are easily pushed away as Terri & Torri drop to their knees & meet no defense as they fire 10 more punches into the mids of Sherrie & Constance as finding open areas to punch were extremely easy for the heels .
Terri & Torrie took a moment to rest & taunt the crowd before giving Sherrie & Constance a kick to the back as they both rolled over slightly to hold at their mids & went to hold at their just kicked backs but had little chance to het a hand there as they were yanked up to their feet by their blonde locks & then lifted up onto the shoulders of the Twins who spun them around a few times & in unison tossed both forward & down where both babes crashed hard onto their fronts , getting more winded but had little time to try to get any air back into them as Terri & Torri took just enough time to switch blondes & yanked them right back up where they put them right back onto their shoulders , spun them around , & tossed them forward again where Sherrie & Constance hit hard on the mat , more air being taken out of them .
With Sherrie & Constance nursing their mids , Terri & Torri switched gears real quick to show how evil they were as they quickly grabbed the legs of the blondes , spread them aprat , & gave them really hard kicks into their womanhood , getting boos from the crowd & the ref threatening to DQ them for the illegal tactic , but in this case , that of course was not going to happen , but the kick was followed by the babes being brought up by their hair again & whipped into oppossing corners where Terri & Torri followed with corner splashes & then after waiting for Sherrie & Constance to get theri footing , they were whipped forward towards each other where a celestial crash of The Stars took place in the center of the ring & down they both went , holding their mids & chests this time as the tag champs were showing why they were the tag champs .
Sherrie & Constance were yanked up by their hair again & powered onto their opponents shoulders again & this time , they were dropped down where Terri & Torri dropped with them , driving both knees into the chests & mids of their victims & then they switched blondes & gave them the same move & then placed their knees across the chest of the blondes &looked bored as the ref moved in & 1-2-3 & it wa sover that quickly & when Terri & Torri heard the announcer say they won in 2 mins & 27 secs , they mocked that combined the Rising Stars almost took them to the 5 min mark & after they had their arms raised in victory , Terri & Torri broke away from the ref & cried out , " hey wait , we haven't terrorized them yet " so they brought up the blondes , held them up in reverse brainbuster position & then yelled out " Terror Twister " as they dropped them down while at the same time spinning around with them as they dropped to the mat where there was a nasty collision with the mat , at least for Sherrie & Constance & after delivering the Terror Twister , the Terrors wanted the mic & demanded the ref count again & he did & kept slapping his hand to the mat over & over as Terri & torri took a minute to speak about their upcoming opponents & on how they again will be like the Fallen Stars here .
