[maleoilwrestler]

I take Simspon back to meet Catherine in my cyber time machine so they are both in their prime.

Catherine Bach








https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkIuph5E39A


Jessica Simpson



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPtfsk4ETjM

[JT Edson]

Jessica has some awesome assets, but the original Daisy Duke would win this catfight. But, it sure would be fun to watch!

[Raypops]

  Catherine Bach too much woman for Jessica Simpson. The original and best Daisy Duke wins.

[psubill]

Great idea! Great match! Jessica-36DD-26-36 vs Catherine [ in her prime]- 36C-23-35. I pick Jessica in a hell of a match.

[Ginny38]

Show me the time machine....then I'll buy the premise. Until then, I'm gonna have to go with Jessica who (thanks to the Internet) has had about 1000 times more faux fights than Catherine ever did in the days of dial-up modems and paper printouts.

It's like a 21st Century army fighting a mid-20th century army. Size may be on Bach's side, but "technology" is with Simpering Simpson!

(I can't believe I wasted my time writing that drivel, then even worse....posting it! What was I thinking?)

[Firefly]

Bach would go through the soft Simpson like a tornado through a trailer park.