While Britney Spears relaxed late at night watching clips on Ewetube she came across a video in which Katy Perry, dressed up as a female boxer, prances around a boxing ring singing 'Roar'.
Britney was laughing hysterically at the sight of the clip, saying to her friends who were with her, 'Good heavens, she's gone off her head! That girl couldn't knock out a teddy bear!'
When she and Katy meet at a movie premiere event Britney can't stop giggling, still thinking of the video she'd watched. Eventually, becoming irritated, Katy asks her, 'Gee, do you care to let me know whatever's so funny?'
- So, Britney tells her how amusing she finds the image of Katy in a boxing ring.
Katy now is more than irritated; looking at Britney like at something Kitty Purry has brought in, she asks her, 'Weeeeell...do you mean to suggest you'd look better in a ring?'
Britney now openly laughs at Katy. 'Good heavens, Katy, I don't think I need to "suggest" anything about that! In a boxing ring, I'd at least look like a boxer, while you'd still look like a ... really puny - PEACOCK - ?'
After those verbal stabs at Katy, Britney keeps laughing.
Katy fixes a virtually poisonous gaze at her, then suddenly steps up close to her and delivers a resounding slap in Britney's face.
Britney, taken by surprise,staggers for one moment holding her hand to her burning cheek. She recovers, shouts at Katy, 'You BITCH!!' And slams her fist in Katy's jaw.
'UGH!' - Katy is being pivoted sideways, staggers and lands sitting on the ground.
Britney approaches intending to throw herself on Katy; Katy quickly rolls over on her back, draws up her right leg, and kicks Britney between her legs.
'Ouuuugh!! You fucking dirty whore!' She goes down with both hands Pressed against her throbbing vagina.
While both women sit on the ground, Britney rocking forwards and back waiting for the pain to ease, Katy says, 'Right, you fucking insolent Disney fake - as far as I'm concerned, it's on. I'll take you on in the ring, bitch!'
'Oh yeah?' Britney croaks through her clenched teeth, 'How d'you do that when you can't fight dirty, bitch?'
'We'll see about that, you sad excuse for a female; I may just pound you into the ground with a few punches, you fucking little brat!'
Britney carefully moves and starts trying to get back on her feet, 'Tonight, when we're alone, it's on, bitch!'
'Yeah...you slut!'...