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Katie Price vs Katy Perry

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Katie Price vs Katy Perry
« on: September 04, 2013, 04:58:46 PM »
In her weekly newspaper column, the British model and author Katie Price has written a critique of Katy Perry's singing and show performance which was so insulting to her that Katy has sworn to herself: 'One day, I'm gonna get that bitch!'
On a tour through Europe, Katie meets the rival celebrity who has ridiculed her publicly through the media of the country in which she's going to perform.
From the start, the two women knew that a serious confrontation was imminent, and at a convenient point of time Katie Price suggests to Katy Perry, 'It isn't small talk you want, is it? You want to have something out of the way between us, don't you?'
Katy looks straight at the other woman and replies, 'I guess, so it is.'
Katie says, she knows where to get the key to the hotel's gym late in the evening when they'd be undisturbed there. Katy agrees to the meeting, and after arriving there hours later they even try to talk things over; however, the situation between them only worsens.
'So, you actually want a public apology from me printed in the paper, and want me to take everything back?' Katie asks.
Katy, by then furious with anger, hisses at Katie, 'I think that's the least you can do after all your impertinent insults...you...you bitch!'
Katie Price steps up close to her. Although three inches shorter than Katy Perry, Katie Price's enormous boobs in their push-up bra are at one level with Katy's bust. Katy's own breasts look considerable enough under normal circumstances, but while Katie now slowly presses her huge bust against hers Katy is being made aware of the fact that her boobs are just about half the size of Katie's.
She stares at Katie Price's face and sees how the woman enjoys letting her boobs more and more engulf Katy's.
Katy Perry doesn't move an inch back, but she says, 'Look, you bitch, I'm not going to have a silly boob contest with you - okay, you've got gigantic tits, so what?? But can you fight - hugh? CAN you wrestle at all, or is it just talk?'
'Alright, bitch,' Katie replies, 'so let's wrestle, let's have a fair match, seeing you're already afraid.'
'Afraid??? Afraid of you?? Come over to that mat, you pathetic bigmouthed slut!'
The women walk onto a wrestling mat. After a few more insults towards each other they finally begin to circle each other, and suddenly find themselves locked in a mutual bear hug.
Both women straining their arms, Katie Price tells Katy Perry, 'Before this is over you'll be kissing my boobs!'
'You're gonna kiss my butt when I'm finished with you!' Katy answers.
The fight now goes on...
« Last Edit: September 04, 2013, 06:08:24 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Katie Price vs Katy Perry
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2013, 05:00:25 PM »
Katy Perry: 5'8", 59kg, 28 years
« Last Edit: September 04, 2013, 05:27:41 PM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Katie Price vs Katy Perry
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2013, 05:10:24 PM »
Katie Price: 5'5", 53kg, 35 years
« Last Edit: September 04, 2013, 05:28:44 PM by herboyfriend »
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