Tennis player Maria Sharapova vs. Car racer Christina Surer

[JimmyBondi]

MARIA SHARAPOVA






CHRISTINA SURER

[Jebediah Morningside]

Christina is giving away seven inches and thirteen years against a world-class athlete who's in her prime.  I see pretty much zero chance for the sexy stock car driver in this one.

-JM

[Vassago]

Maria headlocks Christina and punches her face into a pulp! 

[Vassago]