Cont from earlier. An Eva and Carmen World's Sexiest Tag Team project, because we are sexy and you are NOT.
I have to clear up one little casting error. The role of Toto is played by Eva, not me. Also, since we couldn't find anyone on here to fill the role of the scarecrow, tinman and lion we had to go find some cheap labor elsewhere.
Me: "We're off to see the Wizard, the Wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Toto:
Me: Of course Toto, you can come too. Let's say goodbye to all these little people.
Toto:
Me: I know Toto, I am sad too... but they kind of smell, so let's go.
Toto and I skip through the woods when we come across some dude out in the field that looks like he is made of straw.
Me: Hello there, who are you?
Scare Crow: Me No Speak English...
Me: ¿Hablo Español?
Scare Crow: No
Me: What language do you speak?
Scare Crow: No...
Me: Can you speak?
Scare Crow: Me No have brain...
Toto:
Me: Well maybe the Wizard can give you a brain, just like the Wizard is going to give my dog a smaller ass and get me back to Caracas *Cough* I mean Kansas.
