Taylor Swift has been in an exceedingly bad mood this week...
Seeing that her furiously hated but invincible enemy Katy Perry has - in spite of Perry's album sales being devastatingly crushed by Taylor's - overshadowed her as top female earner and woman of the year, proudly smiling from an impressive Forbes cover in a dollar sign suit (elegant but designed for the wearer to make a punch-where-it-hurts statement), Taylor has inwardly been raging.
She would have loved to start a fight with her rival, only the fact that she has been beaten to a pulp by her in each of three previous fights holds her back - she simply couldn't take any more humiliation from Katy in a combat with her.
Instead, Taylor now is looking for a victim through which she can 'let off some steam'.
This has not been a good time for Natalia Kills to get into a tangle with Swift. Known for voicing her opinion on everything and everybody, Natalia left a less than friendly comment on Taylor's Facebook page, criticising Swift's policy with the platforms Spotify and Apple Music.
Swift, at this time particularly quick to respond to any criticism, took to Twitter to call Natalia a 'talentless but loud mouthed, shameless slut'.
Natalia, successively, hurled insult after insult at Taylor, which finally caused Swift to challenge Natalia to a fight in the ring.
Natalia, to Taylor's surprise, readily accepted...
Natalia: 'Who does that beanpole with her little girl voice think she is? Does that emaciated clown believe she could beat me up?? I'll fold her in the middle and tear her in halves!'
Taylor: 'I can't believe that dwarf wants to seriously be in a ring with me! She'll have a concussion just from me spitting down on her head! Wait till I get that brat in my fingers!'
Natalia: 28 years, 5'2", 46 kg
Taylor 25 years, 5'10, 59 kg
