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Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!

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Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« on: July 10, 2015, 03:35:08 AM »
A TV gala show presents 19 women from the pop music business, and each of them will be interviewed and singing a song during the event.
Prior to the live broadcast, they are all assembled backstage, and when one of the ladies, Colbie Marie Caillat, remarks that all of them are rather tall they start to measure themselves up against each other to see who is the tallest woman - and also to determine which one is the shortest.
To her embarrassment, Katy Perry turns out to be the loser in this game, every other one of the present ladies standing taller than Katy's mere 5'7".
For a few minutes, she tries to ignore that several of the women keep making fun of her while nicknaming her 'Little Katy' - however, things get worse for Katy when Queen Latifah suggests she should fight one of them.
Jordin Sparks gangs up with Queen Latifah against Katy and shouts, 'We should have an audience vote and let them decide whom she has to fight!
All of the women surrounding Katy Perry - who feebly protests - now shout and laugh in approval of Jordin's idea, and so eventually it is decided that on the show there will be a vote through which the audience decides which of the ladies Katy has to wrestle, on a mat, during the live broadcast.
Katy finally asserts her pride, draws herself up to her full height, and announces, 'Okay, bitches, I'll wrestle...whomever! And I promise you, whoever it will be will fucking regret this!'
Katy has to win the fight to avoid the humiliation of henceforth being referred to as 'Little Katy' at least by all the ladies present - while all of her potential opponents hope to continue having fun at her cost... 

Katy is 5'7", weighs 59 kg, and is 30 years of age. The ladies, one of whom she has to wrestle, are lined up - which woman will the audience pick as her opponent?




Below: Iggy Azalea - Keri Hilson - Queen Latifah - Adele
« Last Edit: July 10, 2015, 05:45:01 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2015, 03:37:01 AM »
Below: Rihanna - Faith Hill - Aly Michalka - Jordin Sparks
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Re: Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2015, 03:54:45 AM »
Below: Katharine McPhee - Zendaya Coleman - Mariah Carey - Jessie J 
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Re: Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2015, 04:11:54 AM »
Below: Celine Dion - Ciara Height - Paulina Gretzky - Colbie Marie Caillat
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Re: Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2015, 04:33:12 AM »
Below: Holly Valance - Pixie Lott
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Re: Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2015, 05:01:24 AM »
Below: Katy Perry
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Re: Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2015, 05:03:57 AM »
Charlize Theron? or Jennifer Lawrence?
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Re: Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2015, 11:21:20 AM »
Interesting list and scenario. Faith Hill is 5'10 btw.  ;)

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Re: Katy Perry vs ... Your Choice!
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2015, 12:17:26 PM »
Interesting list and scenario. Faith Hill is 5'10 btw.  ;)
 I found a site which investigates the heights of celebs a lot more closely, and all of them are pretty much revised by people who have met them. Nearly all celebs are listed as taller than they are.
This happened to me with Katy Perry, she's listed as 5'8" on the majority of Internet pages and only on a few as 5'7". In her case that comes from a misquote originally. Seeing her close up, she really is 5'7" at the most if at all. So it is apparently with stars generally.
I downsized one of them here from 6' several inches shorter for good reasons to the best of my research.
If you google the heights of people the results which come first are usually incorrect.

P.S. I think I forgot to include Kesha!  :D  ;D ...must think of an unpleasant encounter at some later point in the future LOL
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