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Taylor Swift vs Jessica Pardoe

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Taylor Swift vs Jessica Pardoe
« on: August 08, 2015, 03:36:08 AM »
Taylor Swift was tired of losing every fight with another woman.
The 25 year old singer recently ranted on social media: 'I'm a 5'10" woman, I'm athletic, and I'm sick of being a loser in the ring! The next bitch who wants to fight me is going to get a big surprise...'
Not long after that, she was tweeted by a girl she had never heard of before: 'Try me, talentless loser-bitch!'
Taylor became so infuriated at the insulting message that she agreed to take up the challenge without even knowing who the girl was.
She was the one in for a big surprise when she met her in the ring.
...Recovering from her first shock while staring up at her new opponent with her jaw dropped, she finally announced to the girl: 'You damn stupid freak, I'll break you in the middle!'
...Her rival, no other than Great Britain's tallest woman Jessica Pardoe, smiled down at Taylor and said, 'We'll see about that now, won't we...little loser-bitch?'



Taylor Swift: 25 years, 5'10

Jessica Pardoe]: 22 years, 6'10"





Below: Taylor Swift, used to being 'the tall girl', quickly recovers from her shock of being confronted with Jessica Pardoe and announces resentfully: 'That freak bitch doesn't have a chance! She's gonna beg for mercy cowering at my feet.'
« Last Edit: August 08, 2015, 03:50:16 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Taylor Swift vs Jessica Pardoe
« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2015, 03:52:30 AM »
Below: Jessica Pardoe mocks Taylor and predicts: 'Little Taylor Swift! I always wanted to beat the shit out of that joke of a talentless brat, and today's the day!'[/i]
« Last Edit: August 08, 2015, 03:54:44 AM by herboyfriend »
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Re: Taylor Swift vs Jessica Pardoe
« Reply #2 on: August 08, 2015, 11:58:55 AM »
Taylor athletic..thats funny!  ;D

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Re: Taylor Swift vs Jessica Pardoe
« Reply #3 on: August 08, 2015, 07:20:06 PM »
Jessica wins.