Taylor Swift (25) has been reveling in euphoria after her clear victory over sarcastic (as usual) Cristina Cordula (50) who voiced scathing criticism of Taylor's appearance and whom she challenged to a fight when that lady continued to mock her as a response to Taylor's demands that Cristina should apologize to her.
Taylor made a fool of the ex fashion model who ended up crawling at her feet begging her to end the fight in which she was being punched, pinned, and ridiculed until she had no more fight left in her.
Confident and proud, Taylor now confronts another woman who has been giving her a hard time in the media...
Arianna Huffington (64) ignited Taylor's anger when she publicly called the singer a '...shallow minded, pseudo feminist disgrace who makes a fortune from her pathetic pretense of being more than an average, or even less so, female...'
Taylor, quickly getting into the routine of her own strategy, demanded an apology from Arianna for her 'incredibly stupid outburst' at which Arianna, however, laughed, decidedly dismissing Taylor's approach while stating that '...the girl is not to be taken seriously...'
A heated dialog of mutual accusations and insults ensued, and the quarrel between the two ladies finally resulted in them meeting in the ring, to settle their dispute in a wrestling match.
Arianna Huffington: 'In her place, I'd try growing a pair of boobs before talking. I'd really love to squash those pathetic tiny buds of hers with my gorgeous melons before I slam that undernourished slip of a girl to the ground to make her peanut sized brain fly out of her ears.'
Taylor Swift: 'That mush-brained old hag totally thinks she can wrestle me? - Is she crazy? She's gonna be my punchbag until she's down at my feet just like that pathetic little fashion whore Cordula!'
Arianna Huffington: 'Big words for such a puny girl! Does she even realize I can lift that lightweight with one arm? She's so skinny, I'll just bump my hips into her to make her crash to the floor like a rag doll.'
Taylor Swift: 'I'll punch that fat old cow once, and she'll beg me for enough mercy to not do it again. That tabloid whore should be residing in a home for old people before thinking of fighting a no-bullshit girl like me who can break her like a pencil.'
Arianna Huffington: 64 years, 5'10"
Taylor Swift: 25 years, 5'10"
