[Glamour Fights]

Barbara Eden	Diana Rigg
22 years old	18 years old
5''3¾” 117 pounds	5'8½" 130 pounds
36C-24-36	34B-25-36½

No previous fights to report at this time. Barbara had a wake up call her last fight. She was flying high and then lost her first match to a relatively weak opponent, Rita Hayworth, at least by fighting results so far. And Rita beat her pretty soundly. Diana has yet to get her mojo going. She had a good victory over Mitzi Gaynor although Mitzi has not lived up to early expectations. I see Diana switching tactics from ore judo emphasis to real dirty and nasty tactics to get on a winning tract. I see the sweet genie turning just as nasty to avoid going on a losing streak. These two will battle hard right to the finish.
Diana’s plan was to switch to dirty tactics instead of relying on judo. But it was only a halfhearted effort because she it just goes against her personality. Barbara is also very sweet and one not to resort to cheating or dirty tactics. So this figured to be a good clean, fight. Yes with hairpulling and slapping but no biting, hitting, or punching. That figured to favor Diana as most observers felt Barbara was undersized to take Diana unless she resorted to nasty violence. That turned out not to be the case. Judo works best if your opponent comes at you hard or tries to use their strength in weight to trap you in a hold. Barbara was not that aggressive. She came in slowly at Diana. Being much shorter than Diana it didn’t take a lot for her to get lower than Diana and either take her down with a leg tackle or lift her onto her back by the legs. Diana wasn’t nasty enough and her judo tactics didn’t work at all against the diminutive Barbara. Once Barbara got Diana on the ground the height difference meant little. Barbara was a lot faster in fighting on the ground and usually got the superior position. on Diana. Still Barbara didn’t have the size or strength to pin Diana until she had to submit. Diane would always escape and the cycle would start over again. That is until Diana finally got trapped in a unique leglock that she couldn’t get out of. A very close victory that could have gone the other way. 

Brigitte Bardot	Lisa Gaye
22 years old	21 years old
5'7" 120 pounds	5’5” 125 pounds
35½B-19-36	36C-24-36

This is the first fight between Brigitte and Lisa. Brigitte has proven she is not the peace loving, fight avoiding blonde some have labeled her. She has mixed it up with some of the best and has a winning record. Lisa has yet to show the ferocity of her sister, Deborah Kerr. Deborah has been coaching her and she is improving. She just lost a heartbreaker to Rhonda Fleming, a fight she almost had one until fortunes were reverse at the last second. She is very confident she will beat Brigitte who is equally confident she will make Lisa eat dirt.
Opponents keep underestimating Brigitte. They keep thinking of her as a soft, sex pot who is rather weak and not very aggressive. Lisa was another opponent who made that mistake. Now Brigitte is 5’7” and 120 pounds so she is not a waif. And she is lighting fast. She is also aggressive which surprises her opponents. She often has them down and trapped in a painful hold before they know what happens. And if they try to trade punches with her they find her hand speed dazzles them. No, Lisa learned the hard way that Brigitte is not the cream puff she appears to be. This was a surprisingly easy victory for Brigitte as she just out maneuvered Lisa and had her always trapped in one hole or another.

Mitzi Gaynor	Diana Dors
25 years old	25 years old
5'6" 125 pounds	5'7" 133 pounds
36C-21½-36½	36½D-24-35

Another first encounter between sex goddesses. Mitzi has had lots and lots of fights. Perhaps she is just a bit warning out. But she is tough and always a good bet on winning. Diana is a big, brazen, tough blonde. She also likes to fight. She knows how to use her size to advantage against smaller opponents. She will try and bury Mitzi beneath her, smothering her with her tits. Mitzi will try and use her very powerful legs to crush Diana, aiming at clamping her legs on Diana’s big mouth and shutting it for good.
Diana came out and tossed Mitzi around by her hair and delivered a few dirty kicks to the cxnt. Mitzi would just bounce up in her perky way and come back for more. Mitzi would take Diana down and punish her with her legs. However some face scratching, tit mauling or pussy grabbing would force Mitzi to release. It was a back and forth battle that looked like Diana’s nasty tactics would finally prevail. But Mitzi took a page our of Diana’s book. She got Diana down in another powerful bodyscissors. Only this time she grabbed one of Diana’s nipples and pinched and twisted it so hard that Diana yelled out her submission as a reflexive action.

Stella Stevens	Angie Dickinson
20 years old	25 years old
5'5" 120 pounds	5'5" 120 pounds
36C37C-22-36	35C-23-36

Stella ripped Angie’s hair out in their previous encounter. Stella has proven she is the real deal when it comes to catfighting. She has faced some very tough opponents and came out on the winning end. Angie has not been so fortunate. Still Angie can never be counted out. She has those very sexy legs and she knows how to use them. She will try and use her sexy and firm legs against Stella’s softer ones. o contest when it comes to leg strength I believe. But Stella just knows how to catfight and, more importantly, loves it. She is very aggressive and keeps coming at her opponent, giving her no chance to rest and recoup. Will Angie be able to trap Stella in her vice like leg grip or will Stella rip her apart?
Angie belittled Mamie’s soft, flabby looking legs. She placed one of her super sexy legs forward to show Mamie what a leg should be like. Mamie just kicked her leg up with hers and grabbed it. She had Angie hopping around on one foot as she pounded and kicked the trapped leg. Then Mamie kicked the other leg out from under Angie. She dropped down on Angie expertly pinning her in a schoolgirl pin while she pull her hair and slapped her silly. Finally Mamie slid up on Angie and pulled her head into her crotch so Angie couldn’t breath. “You just been trapped and smothered between those legs you don’t think are a match for yours” gloated Mamie.

Jane Fonda	Tina Louise
19 years old	22 years old
5'8" 118 pounds	5'8½" 135 pounds
33B-24-35	37D-24-36

Tina overcame Jane in the closest of margins in their last fight. Tina says it will be different this time. She is used to Jane’s dirty, sneaky, bitchy tricks and will be ready for them this time. She says there is no way the lightweight Jane can best her in a fair fight. Jane answers that Tina is soft and weak for all her 17 extra pounds. She will outmuscle Tina and maybe even break her arms if Tina doesn’t submit fast enough. A real grudge match is underway of two women who do not like each other. The two will start off in long gowns. I see a contest where each tries to rip the others gown to pieces first.
The fight started with Jane and Tina taking great pleasure in reducing the other’s elegant gown to shreds. Then and all out catfight ensued. Tina had the weight but Jane proved she is just as strong or stronger than Tina. They battle back and forth. One would knock the other down only to have her get up and knock the first one down. Jane had her turns dragging Tina across the floor by the hair and Tina got in her turns also. A slapping contest took place that left both women red faced but was a stalemate. They went from face slapping to tit slapping as the tits became exposed. Jane had the advantage her as her small tits were harder to hit than Tina’s which bounced and giggled and flew side to side with every slap from Jane. Then they started gut punching. Both women’s knees started buckling with each punch after awhile. This paved the way to Tina’s ultimate very close victory. Jane’s stomach was harder and firmer and Tina’s rather soft belly. But the punches hurt more and after awhile Jane could not take any more.   

Honor Blackman	Elizabeth Taylor
29 years old	24 years old
5'6" 124 pounds	5'3" 120 pounds
37C-23-35	36D-23-37

Honor will try and stick to her great martial arts fighting style  that has given her a winning record. Elizabeth read where someone said she is a lover not a fighter. Her danger is up and her claws are out. I see her going directly for Honor’s face to gain the advantage and to prove that she can be as mean, nasty, and vicious as anyone. Elizabeth has too much pride to let someone call her soft and no fighter..
Honor Blackman is a superb fighter being skilled in several martial arts. She also knows how to get in there and pull hair when she has to. Liz loves to slap and pull hair. If her opponent corresponds the same way Liz will often rip them apart. But when you have the combination of skill and desire to catfight that Honor does it is just no contest. She made Liz look silly as Liz would try and slap her or grab her hair, only to have Honor grab her arm. Honor would then flip her down, put an armbar on her or twist it up behind her back. Honor won in a walk over as she literally walked over the fallen Liz. 

Claudia Cardinale	Ava Gardner
18 years old	34 years old
5'8" 138 pounds	5'5½" 128 pounds
37C-24-37	36C-23½-37

Their first fight went ‘true to form’ according to the ‘exerts’ with Claudia easily beating Ava. Claudia is confident, even cocky that she will brutalize Ava even worse this time. Is Claudia overconfident? Ava is an experienced, smart and strong catfighter. She will have learned from her previous fight. I think this will be a fairly even fight. If Ava gets an early advantage than Claudia may respond like favored sports teams do when they find themselves losing to someone they think they should cream. They panic and start making mistakes. Ava chas the ability to do that to Claudia so don’t count Ava out.
This had the makings of a great fight with two strong women who can get very nasty. Claudia easily handled Ava the first time they met. The belief was that would only inspire Ava to get even nastier and dirtier. Ava is used to overpowering her opponent. Unfortunately Claudia was a lot stronger than her and just as nasty and dirty. Once Ava couldn’t outmuscle Claudia she was at a loss as to how to proceed. Claudia wasn’t. She evilly enjoy overpowering Ava and tormenting her,. She enjoyed even more humiliating Ava and letting her know she was helpless against Ava. Claudia turned Ava into her sex slave but we will be kind to Ava and not go into details. 

Martha Hyer	Jeanne Crain
32 years old	31 years old
5'6"125 pounds	5'4" 118 pounds
36½C-23-35	36½B-24-36

No previous confrontation between these two classy ladies. Some would probably call this a girlie fight. A fight between two woman who are normally very lady like and demur. Of course the claws do come out when they find themselves in a fight. I see mainly hairpulling and tussling with some face slapping and shin kicking. Lots of rolling around on the ground with hands embedded in hair and a few slaps thrown in for good measure. Who even manages to end up on top and keep the other under her will end up the winner. .
A fight between two elegant and classy ladies. As predicted this was a ‘girlie’ fight, the type of catfight that many of us enjoy. The main display was use of female weapon’s: claws, hairpulling, slapping, kicking, bear hugging, twisting the other back and forth trying to knock them off there feet, rolling on the ground when down with each trying to get on tope and stay there unsuccessfully. Lots and lots of rolling back and forth while pulling hair. The fight could have gone either way. Martha got lucky when they rolled near some outdoor furniture that stopped then with her on top and no way for Jeannie to escape. After holding Jeannie there for a long time Martha asked “Had enough?” Jeannie answered “Yes, this time but I’ll get you next time.”

[petelv]

I voted.


pete

[byline]

Best fight in terms of action and women who know what they are doing: Angie Dickinson vs Stella Stevens. Think it would be much closer than the voters do. Would love to see Angie's gorgeous legs around Stella's waist crushing the air out of her.

Closest fight would be: Tina Louise vs Jane Fonda. Tina is bigger and slower. Jane is faster and more agile.