That is f***ing amazing!  Has to be a once in a lifetime find.  
Imagine the owners of the company: you're escorting people on a white water rafting trip and two women start scrappin' in your raft.  It sounds more like a scenario that someone from this site dreamed up after dropping acid.  
It's going to take some time to wrap my head around this one.  Too much!!!
Thanks for posting.