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Can we retitle this post? Something more along the lines of, "Even online I'm socially awkward, and while I don't want to talk to people, I do want to pretend beat them up." Nevermind. Your title rolls if the tongue easier.
Do teen queens wear pink blobs instead of tiaras nowadays?