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Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring

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Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« on: July 30, 2016, 04:16:22 PM »
Linsey Lindberg, 36, also known as Mama Lou, is a stunt woman performing feats of brute strength onstage for her adoring audiences all over the world.
Originally a member of a circus crew, she very early aimed for a solo career as a strong-woman. Her acts during live performances include ripping telephone directories in halves, squashing apples between her biceps and forearm, as well as hammering nails into wooden boards with her fists, and rolling up frying pans like paper sheets with her bare hands.
She's widely respected as a woman of enormous strength - however, not by all, and some have suggested that all her feats of strength are faked ones in which the lady uses prepared objects to create the illusion of her seeming abilities.

One such doubter is the pop singer Katy Perry, 31, and she would not have disclosed her unfavourable opinion of Linsey had the supposedly strong lady not verbally ripped Katy's most recent live performance apart after watching her at an event in Philadelphia where Perry was invited to sing her recently released, Olympic Games related single 'Rise'.

After doing her stunts at a fairground in a small town in Texas, Linsey was asked by several people how she liked Katy's new single.
Not in the best mood that afternoon while various technical things had been going annoyingly wrong backstage, Linsey for the first time made no secret of her dislike of Katy Perry. Within reach of a number of reporters' microphones she slagged off the singer big style. Her own words on Katy Perry:

'America has many great pop or rock singers, it's beyond my comprehension how precisely that breathless whining goat has reached her obscene status of fame. Not even with all the modern sound technology can she sing even one line of a song decently. Here's me who's doing something genuine which hardly any other woman can do, and I'm far from earning those shitloads of cash, and a talentless little pop tart is that far up on the ladder? It's disgusting.'

People who had come to watch Linsey bending steel rods out of shape and lift 10 lbs bags alone with her teeth, believing that she was really endowed with the strength to do so as she seemed to be, were not the ones to contradict her, and if any of them were also admirers of Katy's they thought it wise to hold their tongue.

For Katy Perry it was, however, a different matter.
The pop princess watched a podcast containing Linsey's rant against her after friends pointed its existence out to her.
She sat open mouthed in front of her computer. Shortly afterwards, she gave her opinion about Linsey in a post on Facebook:

'Little Miss Lindberg is undoubtedly the vilest envious creature drowning in her envy. At least, on stage I actually do what you see me doing, singing songs - sometimes worse, sometimes better. But that woman defiling me with her disgusting rant is the one who's a fraud! From frying pans and apples to steel rods and phone directories, everything she uses is a prop, I guarantee you that those pans and books SHE uses for her pathetic stunts can be ripped or crushed by any girl in the world! There's nothing real about her ridiculous fake show. The embarrassing circus clown is so jealous of women who are genuine with what they perform that she had to resort to throwing her verbal mud at me. Well, good luck to her, and my fans know that I'm far from the losing girl she portrayed me as in her moment of madness.'

Linsey, reading Katy's post - and her fans' comments on it applauding her - did not show a vein swelling on her biceps but rather on her forehead. She was furious beyond measure.
She added her own comment:

'Californian girl, NOW you've as much as issued your own death certificate.'

Katy, not in the least intimidated, replied:

'Oh, really? What are you going to do to me, you 5'2" stumpy pretentious fraud?'

The stunt woman enlightened Katy of her plans which she was in fact already in the process of carrying out:

'Im letting your fans know, as well as mine, I want you to come to my next show, in one and a half weeks in Las Vegas. There will be a ring for wrestling, and I dare you to step in there with me. Wrestle me, you weak minded no talent pop prostitute, and then you'll see for yourself if I'm a fraud. I'll break you in halves like a pencil. And all your admirers by the millions have already started to know about my challenge, let's see how you compare to me woman against woman, and who of us two is the better one!'

Linsey made her challenging Katy Perry to face her in the ring public on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, in a YouTube video, and even on various lesser public platforms.

Katy received thousands of tweets by her fans urging her to accept Linsey's challenge, telling her she'll make short work of 'that impertinent attention seeking media whore'. Simultaneously, Linsey enjoyed the support she got from her fans who wanted to see their heroine crush Katy Perry.

Katy maintained her view that Linsey is a pretender who couldn't tear one inch into a phone directory or even start to slightly change a frying pan's shape if the objects in question weren't fakes, painstakingly prepared for their purpose beforehand.

Eventually, the day has arrived when Linsey thinks the highlight of her show will consist of her publicly humiliating Katy, while the Californian pop princess is convinced she'll add to her fame by defeating and exposing the fraudulent stunt performer...

...Katy Perry enters the ring wearing a shiny silver bathing suit and prances up and down with her arms raised, flexing her biceps and soaking up the roaring applause her fans give her. Then, Linsey Lindberg climbs into the ring in her black mini skirt and polka dot top. She stands in front of Katy, raising her arms and straining her muscles. 'Do you seriously think, you pop tart, you can compete with this?' The two women compare their arms while Katy steps up to her five inches shorter rival and nudges her with her impressive D cup boobs. 'Aren't you a bit small to fight me, stumpy girl?' Linsey bumps her smaller but firm bust into Katy's body underneath the taller woman's breasts. 'You think you can fight me with your boobs, you stupid cow? This is a wrestling match!'
Katy stares down at Linsey, 'Fight my boobs with yours if you dare, you attention whore, and see how I squash your little grapes to juice. Unlike you when you pretend to smash your apples which are in reality already nearly cut in halves!'
'Oh, you still think my stunts are faked, do you? How about an armwrestling match first of all, then you can get a taste of how I'm gonna crush you with my bare hands, you slut!'
'Anything you want, you pathetic dwarf.'
- The audience goes wild while the two women prepare to arm wrestle, and when Katy and Lindsay lock hands for their first battle finally the choir of cheers from the two opposing camps of fans is deafening...and that is only the beginning of Katy and Linsey striving to defeat and humiliate each other.



Linsey Lindberg: 36 years, 5'2"

Katy Perry: 31 years, 5'7"




Watch Linsey Lindberg 'Mama Lou' performing her stunts in public to decide if her strength is real or if Katy is about to expose her as a fraud:

https://youtu.be/ZU24wlbkwjk

https://youtu.be/-QwhByBz5uI

https://youtu.be/H6jgO5D3mu4

https://youtu.be/et5gc3bfyAQ

    


 
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2016, 04:22:40 PM »
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2016, 04:26:04 PM »
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2016, 04:46:28 PM »
Above: Linsey Lindbergh 'Mama Lou' performing some of her stunts well known to her fans - crushing apples by simply bending her arm, folding frying pans into the shape of rolled pancakes, ripping phone directories in halves, and driving nails into wooden boards all with her bare hands. Pop singer Katy Perry is one of the people who claim that Linsey, however, works with precisely prepared props while in reality not commanding any physical strength above a woman's average. After Linsey attacks Katy verbally on a social platform Katy doesn't hold back with her opinion of Linsey either, and as Linsey challenges Katy to test her strength against hers Katy steps into the ring with her for a showdown female muscle versus female muscle.

Below: Katy Perry loves to sing live, and is proud of her global achievements as a pop star. When Linsey publicly ridicules and slanders her, telling the world that Katy doesn't deserve her success and fame, Katy is enraged by the stunt woman's unexpected attack. Asked by reporters how she feels about the upcoming fight she discloses merely that although feeling slightly nervous before every fight she has no doubts that she will defeat Mama Lou and expose her worldwide as a fraud.
 
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2016, 05:02:55 PM »
Below: The two rivalling women enter the ring seeking to intimidate each other by flexing the muscles in their arms. Which of the ladies has the more intimidating biceps?
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2016, 05:54:39 PM »
I had no idea who Linsey Lindberg was until I saw your poll. Then I googled her, and I can say that for a woman of her strength, she is extremely sexy.

After seeing her stunt with an apple, I can only imagine what would happen to poor Katy if she got caught in her headlock.
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2016, 06:25:11 PM »
I had no idea who Linsey Lindberg was until I saw your poll. Then I googled her, and I can say that for a woman of her strength, she is extremely sexy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZU24wlbkwjk

After seeing her stunt with an apple, I can only imagine what would happen to poor Katy if she got caught in her headlock.

The video you posted is one of the four already contained in the story above. I provided the links to introduce Mama Lou to those who might not know her.
Should Linsey prove to be genuine Katy would indeed be torn apart by her, but that's the question to be decided because if not then Katy would be likely to have the upper hand in this test of strength.
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2016, 07:52:48 PM »
The video you posted is one of the four already contained in the story above.

Sorry, I did not check those YT links you posted. I removed the link from my post.

Should Linsey prove to be genuine Katy would indeed be torn apart by her, but that's the question to be decided because if not then Katy would be likely to have the upper hand in this test of strength.

Even if her stunts are fake, she looks pretty strong, so I'm not sure about Katy having the upper hand.
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Re: Mama Lou and Katy Perry Battle It Out In The Ring
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2016, 02:46:00 PM »
Halfway through the fight, there is surprise and frustration welling up in both contestants. Mama Lou, the American strong woman, is in a seemingly perpetual to and fro stalemate with the pop singer Katy Perry.
After defeating the bubble gum pop princess in armwrestling as well as in the iron grip of her rib crushing bearhug, she now struggles to get the upper hand over her in the wrestling ring. The five inches shorter stunt woman counted on Perry not being much of a threat to her when she compared the bulk of her own shoulders to Katy's distinctively narrow build of that body part, and trusted that she will literally squash her opponent in her arms in which crook she pops apples during her shows in halves as if they were grapes. But she hasn't calculated the strength of Katy's legs. Using her height advantage and further reach, she's sent kicks and punches into Mama's body and face which were not only painful but through repetition also weakening to the self declared strong-woman. Now Katy and Mama Lou are on the floor with arms and legs intertwined, both their faces distorted in grimaces of exertion and pain.
Mama has one arm around Katy's head, the other around her shoulders. Katy goes through the agony of the sensation of somebody trying to squeeze her brain out of her skull, but not without keeping Mama's body scissored between her legs, ankles crossed, and squeezing until her rival feels as if her body was being cut in halves.

Before the fight in the ring, but after Mama Lou had slammed Katy's arms to the armwrestling table as if the pop princess' limbs were the paws of a kitten, Katy learned during the interval following the first test of strength that Mama Lou is the verified female world record holder in ripping the thickest telephone directories in halves with her bare hands, splitting the amazing number of five of such in only one minute.
Friends of Perry's reported that after receiving that information Katy sat in a chair pale in her face and mumbling to herself, 'Oh, fuck!' - her friends advised her to rely on the strength and skill of her well trained legs in the wrestling competition which was to follow minutes later.
Thus, now the two women are in each other's locks, Katy trying to squash Mama Lou into submission with her legs while Mama endeavours to do the same to Katy with her arms.
'You fucking bitch!' Mama exclaims with her voice strangled by Katy's stubborn scissoring of her body. 'I'll make your peanut sized brain squirt out of your ears, if I don't just crack your skull like a walnut!'
'Keep trying, you pretentious whore!' Katy counters, her words muffled between Mama Lou's arms and chest while increasing the pressure of her legs. 'But don't be surprised if I squeeze your ovaries through your flappy pussy first!'
Groaning and panting, the two furious contenders continue their struggle.
'Give up, you fat cow!' Katy shouts into Mama's chest with her head trapped.
'Fuck you, you damn bitch! You give up before rip your head off!' Mama replies, braving the pain Katy's lock around her gives her. And she releases the grip of one arm, only to slam her powerful fist's punch into Katy's side which makes the pop singer feel as if her kidney was pounded flat like a sheet.
Katy has to let go of her legs' hold while gasping for air in awful pain. Mama scrambles to her feet still keeping Katy's head wedged in one powerful arm. She then grabs one of Katy's legs while taking Katy's right arm in a painful grip, and lifts the pop princess above her head. Katy screams in panic - panic which turns out well justified as Mama slams her into the ground.
Katy, lying face down at her enemy's feet, feels as if all her bones were pulverised and her inner organs squeezed out of her body. Howling in pain, she feebly beats the ring's canvas floor with her palms and keeps her teeth clenched braving the wave of agony washing through her during which time Mama Lou stands over her with her legs slightly apart and hands on hips, grinning down at the woman of whom she now sure to have conquered.
'Aw, did that hurt, poor thing?' she asks in mock concern. 'You know, girls like you, coming into the ring with me bragging about being an unspectacular five seven tall and about the milk bags on their chest! You're as stupid as any of them! Did you think you were gonna beat me up with your boobies? Really, has somebody pissed into the ample space between your skull and your stunted growth brain?' She bends down over Katy who painfully rolls over on her back to face her enemy. 'You know, little Katy mouse, you should have respected my freedom of speech and accepted my verdict on you as a socalled "singer" humbly and without arguing with me. But now I'll make you admit what a disaster you'd be in the business without your kiddie fans who are buying your CDs because of your crazy stage outfits and who don't even know what a real singer sounds like. When you're able to as much as get from your well accustomed horizontal position - ha ha ha! - onto your knees you will kiss the hem of my skirt as a gesture of your future submission and devotion to me and tell the whole audience how right I am about you!'
Katy stares up at Mama with bitter, silently raging hatred and groans through her still throbbing pain, 'Fuck you, you arrogant second rate circus number! I'll kill you when I get up, I'll rip you into shreds and feed your heart, liver and kidneys to the stray dogs of Vegas!'
Mama Lou laughs. 'OMG, ha ha ha! Strong words from a little sad bitch who's already lying at my feet!'
If she had observed her rival closer and paid attention to the subtle changes in the position of Katy's arms and legs she might have predicted what was to come and prepared herself for it. However, she was too sure of her victory, and of Katy's seeming defeat having happened already...

Mama felt a sharp bone crunching pain in her pubic bone when Katy's right leg straightened from the knee to send a devastating kick into a place where it hurt so much that Mama Lou saw white lights flashing inside her eyes. With a scream resembling an animal's roar she sank onto her knees, hands pressed over the area between her legs. Katy catapulted a second kick towards her, equally well aimed, and impacting with Mama's face. Mama Lou fell from her knees onto one side, with her hands still clasped across her pubic area huddled on the canvas, now howling, sobbing and whimpering pitiably. None of her attitude and show of a superior, victorious woman of only seconds ago was left.
Katy scrambled to her feet, almost still in agony but in none which could compare to the torturous hell Mama was now going through. Panting and unsteady on her feet, but in no danger of getting attacked by her rival, Katy almost leisurely looked down at her. 'Stupid, huh, so I'm stupid? You damn excuse for a fucking woman, you'll realise soon enough what stupid is! To think some weight training making your little arms swell gives you the fucking right to ridicule and humiliate other girls? You're so pathetic, you piece of shit! But now I'm going to teach you a lesson you won't forget, a fucking lesson which is gonna make you a bit more humble!'
And Katy plunged down on her, brutally grabbing her hair and shoving Mama Lou's head between her thighs. She wedged her face tightly against her vagina, crossed her ankles, and squeezed. She enjoyed her enemy's largely muffled scream of helpless anger, now in less pain herself and suddenly laughing. 'Give, whore!' She shouted, looking down at Mama's wedged head. 'Come on, fucking bitch, GIVE!!'
Inhuman growls and attempts on screaming emerged from between Katy's thighs. 'Tap my leg, bitch, and it's over! Do it, before I press your empty head to splinters!'
But Mama Lou was far from giving up. She suddenly clenched her fists and started to hammer them into Katy's sides. Katy tried to catch her rival's wrists but Mama had too much power in her arms. While slamming down on Katy's body and pounding her kidneys Mama's fists flicked Katy's in comparison weak hands and arms to the side like falling twigs. Katy desperately put as much pressure on Mama's head as she could, groaning under the impact of her enemy's punches ramming her body. Not able to shield herself from the devastating blows raining on her by force she pressed her arms to her sides to protect herself from Mama's pounding her. Mama Lou caught Katy's wrists and bent her arms easily. Katy let out a roaring scream while making a last effort to increase her thighs' pressure one more time. Mama's punches became uncoordinated and quickly her arms just flailed about the air aimlessly. Katy screamed at her, 'Come on, fucking asshole bitch, give now, give!!'
But still, a weakened but not defeated Mama Lou recovered enough to throw punches again, this time no longer at her sides but at her thighs, with Katy pressing both eyes shut and teeth together while enduring the pain, keeping her opponent's head locked in her legs' iron grip...
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