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gif image hostingAlison Brie watched a TV show with her boyfriend Dave Franco, he switched the channel and it was Elisha Cuthbert on her TV. Alison put her finger in her mouth "Barf"
"Why you waiting?"
"We promised each other to have two other fights."
"Yeah I know you fight Melissa and Sophia. She fights Kendrick and Rachel Stevens but seriously you woke up twice this week screaming to tell me you lost to her. Another two times you woke up with the sweetest smile upset with me because you were dreaming of beating her up. So sweetie why wait."
She smiled "I so want to fight her and in each of those dreams I beat her the same way funny thing is when I dream of losing she's doing it to me.. Yeah I'd love to fight her tonight."
Across the city Elisha Cuthbert was with Kelly Brook, Portia de Rossi and Ellen Degeneres watching their new show. It ended and the four had small talk and Kelly spoke up "Elisha you are to fight Rachel Stevens in the pit?"
Ellen "The pit what is that?"
"In the commonwealth we invite women to fight in the pit, the fights are brutal but there's always must be a winner. Elisha here gets to fight the same night we all witness the rematch between Katie and Janet. So exciting."
Ellen "I'm not going to lie I'd love to see you in a fight, I hear you are amazing in catfights."
"Ok yes she is but why go against Rachel when all you think about is Alison Brie."
"You want to fight Brie" Elisha was looking at all three as they talked about it and said "Yeah nothing more, I've fought a lot thought a lot about certain women but Alison is a woman who I really want to put down but we agreed."
"EVERYONE STOP" Kelly demanded the room she got up and sat next to Elisha "You fight her tonight, tomorrow but you fight her before Rachel. Rachel is focused on just you ad if you are thinking two fights down the road with Alison you will lose. I love you but Rachel is a machine and prefers a catfight but when she's scared she fights to injure another. You have a chance with Alison to have something i never had. To fight someone your height, build, measurements and age. I implore you to take this opportunity."
Elisha put her head down and thought about it when she heard Ellen say "Oh my."
"You text that bitch... " Ellen was looking at her phone the answer was obvious. "You tell her where to find me and we settle up tonight."
"She already said yes and said it has to be verbal submission."
"Tell her I agree and I can't think of a better way to prove she bit off to much than making her cry enough."
Ellen had a special room set up for just these events. It was a empty carpeted room with just a sectional couch in the corner. One of the walls was special it was made completely of the strongest plexiglass and on the other side sat Ellen, Portia, Kelly Brook and Gillian Jacobs. All sat in their own chairs eating popcorn ready for these festivities to start.
Alison walked in and the opposite side Elisha walked in. Those watching wondered if they’d slowly build into the fight after some trash talking or if they’d just go at slapping the other. They ran full steam and at the last second put their arms out wide and jumped in the air slamming tits against the other.
They bounced off each other equal distance but Brie dropped to one knee “Now you fucking know my tits are better.”
Alison backed up and Elisha smiled and backed up and they did it again this time Elisha was the one who dropped down. Alison stood over her and put her hands under her large tits and lifted them “You showed hers.”
“How long do you think those will last before you realize they are not these?”
“Welll……..” PAP, Alison connected hard with a slap then punched Elisha in the tit.
“We’re here to fight you blonde dummy.”
She went for Elisha’s hair but Elisha caught the wrists and hit a knee then pushed Alison down onto the couch. Alison got up and got hit with a slap putting her down “You wanted to fight me but guess what that means you are fighting ME!”
Elisha jumped on the couch on Bries thighs and gave her breasts a squeeze and twist. Alison screamed and put her fingers on Elisha’s nose and pushed up and it got some relief. She then got her other arm on Elisha’s back and grabbed her bra and turned her so she was laying on t he couch.
Brie hit a hammer fist to the stomach of Cuthbert then grabbed her by the tits and twisted inwards elicting a scream from Elisha which got a laugh from Alison.
Elisha grabbed the under part of the couch and pulled with all her strength while twisting her body and the two went off the couch with Alison landing hard on the floor.
Beaten up but knowing that to get a true rest she needed to do more Elisha got up enough to lunch and hit a knee to Alison’s side. She then crawled away to get some needed recovery time.
Elisha Cuthbert had been fighting other women for a long time. It started with Britney Spears but her two fights with Rachel Bilson were legendary, Rachel was like a kryptonite but now here today it seemed like Rachel’s nemesis was Tisdale and hers was this bitch. The Blonde won that war and shed win this one. Blondes always win the war.
Alison Brie on six years of Community never had a woman challenge her and heard stories and one thing she always made sure she was ready. Any guest star she’d pick the brain of and one in particular was Hilary Duff who quickly noted how similar Alison was to Elisha. Alison was intrigued and got every detail of Duff’s fight with Cuthbert. She got things out of Hilary that Hilary didn’t realize she was saying. From that point on she knew her and Elishas paths would crosss and on that day she’d be the one victorious.
They both rolled onto their knees “Realize that I’m going to beat you yet?”
“Just realized your like every other bitch. Thinking early success on me will mean you walk away the winner.”
Elisha leaped at Alison grabbing her hair and putting her down. Her tits went over Alisons face so she began to move her torso so Alison got paintbrushed by the amazing set of tits. Inside of right tit to the middle and then outside. Outside to inside and inside of left tit to outside.
But when Alison got to the outside of the left tit she was able to move to the outside and grabbed at Elisha’s hair. She got onto her knees and both were getting on their knees and Alison slammed Elisha backward and did what Elisha had done to her “You aren’t special”
She got up and dragged Elisha up and as Cuthbert got up so much Alison drove knee into one of Elisha’s amazing tits. “I’ve had this built in my head so much but having your body on mine I know you don’t measure up to me.”
She went for another but Elisha blocked it and pushed forward and both women went tumbling and grabbed at hair and started rolling around. They were slamming the others head down and after a slam it was replied with a scratch across the face.
Alison was who switched tactics and grabbed at elisha’s shirt and pulled it over the top of her head. Elisha was trying to get away from this and put her hand over Alison’s mouth but Brie turned the blonde over and got the shirt over her face then sat on her lap. “No one ever really wants to see your chubby face anyway.”
Alison hit three hard punches to Elisha’s face then threw her hair to one side so those watching could see her face and her smile. She was beating Elisha with a piece she learned from Hilary ‘She loves shirt attacks, covering your face.” Fact is Alison Brie and Elisha Cuthbert were fight style twins.
“I think they want to know something” Alison grabbed one of Elisha’s tits and dug her nails in.
“Ellen I think your right, Elishas tits are sagging already. Bet once I choose to take her bra off they’re done to her belly button.”
Elisha pushed forward so hard on her shirt that she nearly suffocated but she got done what she needed and was able to push Alison onto her back. Elisha stood and stumbled away taking her shirt off and getting some needed air.
Alison was on her feet and walked into a big punch that got Elisha in the temple. Elisha stumbled and Alison went for another but Elisha countered and caught the arm with her shirt then hauled tight and got behind Alison and started choking Brie with the arm trapped by the shirt and shirt also around her throat
She was squeezing the fight out of Alison brie and after so many fights she was surprised she had never done this before. She won fights multiple fights with the rear naked choke but to do something like this with her own shirt was new. She’d use a shirt to cover a face to hit punches or attack tits but not choke outs
Alison was in shock at first at Elisha turning the tables on her but grabbed at the shirt and moved to her side and got a leg behind Elisha’s knee and tripped her but both went down.
Alison tried to get atop Elisha but got punched in the face and put on her back.
