[Freefall]

The tournament has ended… crowing Alice Goodwin as the first Queen of the beach.

The event was such a success that the promoters have created the Queen of the Beach tour!


The initial rankings have been posted following the tournament. Combatants will rise and fall based on tour match outcomes. Current competitors will fall out of the tour completely as new women take their place.

There will be individual tour matches as well full cards…

Eventually a no1 contender will be decided to Challenge for the crown


What do you think?

Who do you want to see added to the roster?

What matches would you like to see?

*Drop me a line if you’d like to contribute to the tour











FIVE STAR

1. Champion Queen of the Beach- Alice Goodwin

One woman stands above the rest. Alice Goodwin is the undisputed queen of the beach. After adding the “Great” Kate Upton’s white bikini to her collection, Goodwin reigns supreme!



4 STAR

2. Kate Upton- Upton has one mark on her otherwise perfect record , but its a big one. Alice Goodwin broke her in the Queen of the Beach finals. Upton has a rematch clause but she has been shockingly mum on if she will use it. Kate’s once unbeatable reputation is shattered and the challengers are suddenly lining up. Still Kate owns a rare combination of size, strength, and jugg that should keep her in the hunt.

3. Charlotte Mckinney- Like Upton CharMack is looking to pick up the pieces following a catastrophic defeat at the hands of Alice Goodwin. Unlike Upton McKinney failed to score a single round against the Wicked Witch. Charlotte needs a new victory to regain her footing and reputation.

4. Kylie Jenner- Kylie was considered by many to be the biggest surprise of the final 4.  Her list of victims is very impressive, Beyonce , Lindsay Pelas and Abigail Ratchford were all highly thought of entering the Queen of the beach. Kylie will need to get passed her defeat at the hands of Kate Upton and more importantly learn to function without the assistance of her family. But she is young and supremely talented.

3 STAR

5. Alexandra Daddario- Alex quickly became a darling of the tournament. At 31 she is in her prime and features a coveted combo of athleticism talent and size, not to mention a very impressive bust. Daddarios star has risen further despite falling to Alice Goodwin in the elite 8. There are many observers that considered Daddario among Goodwins greatest challenges on her way to the crown

6. Yoko Matsugane- Matsugane burst on the scene after destroying both Hayley Atwell and Chrissy Teigen. Yoko suffered a high-profile setback in her showdown with Kate Upton but took the blonde to her limit. Matsugane may have among the most feared juggs on the tour.

7. Abigail Ratchford- Ratchford was a dark horse favorite by many coming into the tournament. She posseses a devastating size /rack combination few can match. Abigail bested Kim Kardashian but ultimately could not overcome both Kim and Kylie. She will be looking for revenge and to make a name for herself

8. Kim Kardashian- Despite owning a 1-1 and record Kim made her presence felt in the tournament. Kardashian humiliated Jessica Simpson in the first round before losing a war with Abigail Ratchford in rd 2. Kardashian had her revenge when she helped Kylie Jenner end Abigails run.

2 STAR

9. Brooklyn Decker- The blonde bombshell was chic pick to go far in the Queen of the Beach tournament until she met Alice Goodwin. Decker actually dominated Alice for much of the early portions of the fight before being lured into the surf. Alice overpowered and broke Brooklyn. Some wonder how far the supermodel could have gone in the tournament if she had a different draw

10. Hayley Atwell- The other big brit was highly regarded by many before falling to Yoko Matsugane. Atwell disappointed many of her friends when her tournament run ended between Matsugane's Rising Suns. Still she has plenty of size and ability to make a name for herself
 
11. Lindsey Pelas- Lindsey may have arguably the most epic set on tour. Unfortunately, the blondes stay was cut short as she found herself buried under Kylie Jenners buttcheeks. Pelas must overcome her defeat to achieve her potential


12. Stephanie Mcmahon- Steph entered with considerable hype despite b being one the older contestants. Stephanie buried Katy Perry in round 1 but was upset by Alexandra Daddario in the second round. Despite her loss Mcmahon possess unique advantages with her experience in the ring and her big time boobs.


13. Blake Lively- Long and Lean Blake shocked many ousting Christina Hendricks early in the tournament before being soundly beaten by Kate Upton. Blake has plenty of talent but needs some big time victories.

14. Jennifer Lawrence- Much like Lively the talented actress showed her stuff in rd 1 eliminating the legendary Kelly Brook. However much like lively Lawrence was defeated by a bigger blonde in Charlotte Mckinney. JLaw has the right mix to compete but needs more matches.

15. Lindsay Lohan- The only 2 match winner in the 2 star group Lohan devastated her rival Scarlett Johansson before humiliating the tournament and her self failing a drug test before being crushed by Charlotte Mckinney. If the juggy redhead can keep her head on straight she's a threat to almost anyone on tour

16. Scarlett Johansson- ScarJo is looking to rebound after a bitterly disappointing tournament performance. The blonde suffered a humiliating loss to her longtime rival Lindsay Lohan ending what her fans hoped would be a long stay in the tournament. Scarlett has the juggs and star power to do what she wants , but needs to find herself following the Lohan debacle.

One Star

17. Sofia Vergara- A longtime veteran of the scene Sofia has the pure jugg power to still be a star. However she is slowing down with age and is not the fighter she once was.

18. Christina Hendricks- See Vergara , Hendricks has the fire power, but many no longer be in her prime and lacks athleticism.

19. Kelly Brook- The legendary Britt could not last past the first round but still has plenty of star power in the scene

20. Lucy Pinder- Like Brook Pinder has been through plenty, however, the beating she suffered at the hands of the eventual Queen Alice Goodwin has many wondering if we’ve seen the best of Lucy Pinder

21. Chrissy Teigen- The supermodels stay in the Queen of the Beach tournament was cut stunningly short when she was decimated in a titfight by Yoko Matsugane. Chrissy’s brash overconfidence cost her as she learned to never let an opportunity walk away.

22. Eva Green- Eva was defeated by the seemingly more skillfull Brooklyn Decker after much hype. The busty brit is looking for her revenge

23. Jennifer Love Hewitt- Another legend past her prime JLH could not keep up with the younger Scarlett Johansson. Will she continue her career on the beach?

24. Nikki Minaj- Nikki is small and could not overcome Lindsey Pelas, Still she possesses a rare combination of ass to rack ratio that could make her dangerous

25. Allison Brie- Allison did not do much in the tournament. However, she now has some training after starring in GLOW and a very competitive rack.

26. Kat Dennings- Kat is blessed with one of the most fearsome racks on the beach. Unfortunately, she could not offer much else as she was upset by Lindsay Lohan. Kat needs to diversify her game

27. Beyonce- On paper Beyonce should have made more of a dent but in reality, one has to wonder if she has the dedication to put her physical gifts together. Beyonce suffered the particular indignation of being smothered out by another woman ass…Is she seeing Jenners rear in her sleep?

28. Emily Ratajkowski- Emily possess the youth and pair to compete in the future, She needs more seasoning to hang in with the heavy hitters

29. Katy Perry- Katy Perry had one of the more disappointing showings in the tournament. While not picked to win by anyone most thought shed take a match or too. Instead, she was torn to pieces by Stephanie Mcmahon. The busty popstar needs to get her attitude right if she wants to rebound.

30. Salma Hayek- The longtime beach veteran can go rack to rack with the best of them but her age and lack of size will be difficult to overcome

31. Ariel Winter- The busty young competitor needs to work on her attitude and maturity, but if she finds herself she presents a stiff challenge in the future

32. Jessica Simpson- Poor Jessi finds herself at the bottom of the barrel of the initial QOB rankings clinging to the roster. The bombshell blonde was completely destroyed by Kim Kardashian and some wonder if she's got anything left

[Vitezislav]

If you need help just let me know.

This going to be a titfight tournament?

Women need to be busty or is bra size 32B fine as well?

[Freefall]

Great...Id love help


It will be an ongoing series.

If you have new roster addition post your idea and have her challenge for a spot vs a one-star fighter.

One star ranked fighters will be replaced with a loss and move up with victories.

A b cupped combatant is outgunned but can still win... not just titfights but a bigger cup size sure does help

[Vitezislav]

Kaley Cuoco-sweeting would be a nice addition.

Always have to say Yvonne Strahovski even though titfights aren't her thing, but she is a true fighter.

[Cheeto Fingered Trumpet]

You might want to add other women with fake tits so that Goodwin isn't the only one and doesn't have an unfair advantage.

[Celebrity Strapon Queen]

Would love to see Scarjo come back stronger, also Sofia, Salma, Kat rising also

[Jebediah Morningside]

Perhaps it would be appropriate for readers to suggest some "bubbling under type unranked challengers as possibilities to work their way into the rankings as others fall out?   Obviously, you could choose which (if any) you wanted to include.    For instance, I'd second the vote for Kaley Cuoco.  Or maybe Jessica Biel decides she wants to try to work her way into contention in an attempt to defend the honor of the USA, perhaps with Jessica Alba as her second.  I'm sure everyone has their own favorites. 

Just a thought, but I figured I'd throw it out there.   Great work throughout, and I hope you know it's appreciated. 

-JM

[Vitezislav]

Gemma Atkinson would be a good fighter for this as well, almost forgot her. She is a complete package with height, weight, strength and breast size.

[Ginny38]

You might want to add other women with fake tits so that Goodwin isn't the only one and doesn't have an unfair advantage.

I certainly can imagine for contests that involve 'breast vs breast' combat that women with "augmentation" could have an advantage and therefore these contests could very well become overwhelmed with "bionic boob" contestants. It's also well known that some (Blake Lively comes to mind) have had very conservative procedures but don't flaunt it. So several in the existing field may already have been 'improved'.

I don't think the organizing organization for these tournaments wants, or needs, to get into that...or anything else if it's likely to deter even one actress, singer, or model, from entering. Let's be inclusive even if it means we have some "busy B's" bouncing around in the ring.

On the other hand, I'd love to read any story that opens with a scene of several women sitting around the waiting room outside a renown Beverly Hills plastic surgeon's office discussing what they want and why they're doing it.

I can see (as an example) Charlize Theron, Taylor Swift, Stacy Keibler, (six random Victoria's Secret Angels) and two politician's wives discussing how much more money they could make on the 'Queen of the Beach Tour "...if only I got a little help."

[boobytrap]

I think Kate Upton's spirit is too broken to use that rematch clause, I think it be better if she starts at the bottom, rebuilding her perfect streak and confidence opponent by opponent till she faces Alice again. Where last tournament she would flawlessly dominate against any opponent its now a real struggle to win against a jobber. If she gets to face Alice again Kate's a much smarter fighter than she was because she's not just relying on power.

[Jebediah Morningside]

I think Kate Upton's spirit is too broken to use that rematch clause, I think it be better if she starts at the bottom, rebuilding her perfect streak and confidence opponent by opponent till she faces Alice again. Where last tournament she would flawlessly dominate against any opponent its now a real struggle to win against a jobber. If she gets to face Alice again Kate's a much smarter fighter than she was because she's not just relying on power.

I agree.  I think it could be a while (if ever) before Upton, McKinney, Daddario, Decker or Pinder are back to anything like their former levels of performance.  I would think all of those are likely candidates to fall before lower-ranked opponents in the aftermath of their battles with Godwin. 

-JM

[Cheeto Fingered Trumpet]

I think Kate Upton's spirit is too broken to use that rematch clause, I think it be better if she starts at the bottom, rebuilding her perfect streak and confidence opponent by opponent till she faces Alice again. Where last tournament she would flawlessly dominate against any opponent its now a real struggle to win against a jobber. If she gets to face Alice again Kate's a much smarter fighter than she was because she's not just relying on power.

I agree.  I think it could be a while (if ever) before Upton, McKinney, Daddario, Decker or Pinder are back to anything like their former levels of performance.  I would think all of those are likely candidates to fall before lower-ranked opponents in the aftermath of their battles with Godwin. 

-JM

Or they could all start their own division and refuse to acknowledge Goodwin until she loses the implants.

[gelle]

In a rematch Kate will be beaten by Yoko for sure!

[Ginny38]

I'm not a fan of "squash" matches....but they have their place in the pro fight universe, to build up the squasher, or to better position the squashee (for an "up" or a "down") but I'd PREFER to see the tiny (5'2" tall girls) not have to go up against the 5'10" women in any fight, but especially if it's going to be a breast fight (the big women's are at 'eye level' for Hayek, Simpson, et. al. for goodness sakes).

Maybe have two divisions (and include all the old timers like Hayek, but based on their height and not age... two height divisions is plenty.) Then maybe every 6 or 12 months, do some 'cross-over' event to give them a chance to show up the bigger women.

Either that, or it's just more work for the matchmaker.

Not PUSHING that idea, just tossing some chum in the water... I'll wait to see if the sharks rise to comment on it - either pro or con! 

[boobytrap]

How about Kelly Rohrbach? She could be a surprisingly good heel trying to capitalize on Kate Upton's fall, really reverse her own image. Also Nicki Minaj would be a good addition, maybe she's forming a stable with Queen B as emotional support.