Celebrity Sexfight League Tournament, Week 6, Group C: Tm #BritishInvasion vs Team MILF
Celebrity Sexfight League Tournament Wk 6, Gp C: Team #BritishInvasion (j.dog) vs Team MILF (Bruno07)
Team #BritishInvasion & Team MILF uniforms with referees, Alexis Texas; Charlize Theron & Emma Watson.
Referees are from Group D, Teams ASS & 3BlondMILFs: Alexis Texas (Tm ASS - ring), Charlize Theron (Tm 3BlondMILFs - #BritishInvasion corner) & Emma Watson (FA - MILF corner). Theron & Watson are wearing Team Strahotski's strapons which seem to have been 'misplaced' after their devastating loss to Team FHM last week!
TV cameras in a referee locker room? Yes, for one of the few times in the tournament, catching a glimpse of Oscar-winner Charlize Theron topless in only a pair of sheer panties. Ever modest, Theron grabbed Emma Watson and pulled the young actress in front of her to shield her perky little breasts from the camera's lens.
Poor Watson, starkers, the center of attention, screamed at Charlize,
Let me go you wanker! while Alexis Texas sat doubled over with laughter, her bare breasts quaking erotically.
Once they were dressed and got down to business, Alexis was ALL business. The Team ASS all-star, had a firm hand with her fellow referees - the group having been hurriedly assembled after several referees were hit with suspensions for what was described in a commissioner's press release as
inappropriate behavior.Alexis assured her charges she'd brook no nonsense and anyone who got out of line would be dealt with severely. Theron and Watson exchanged glances, but neither said a word. After Alexis finished winding up her fellow referees, a cheeky reporter asked if Alexis knew any of
the dodgy looking birds sitting in the front row.Alexis admitted they were
Fellow performance artiste's which the media immediately took to mean porn actresses. She allowed as how that was one way to describe them although, she said,
We prefer the term professional sexual simulation artists... but I know a gal whose business card says, technician.* * * *
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Minutes later in the ring, Alexis, Charlize and Emma - finally into their uniforms - stand ready to welcome the first team to the ring. Team #BritishInvasion came into the tournament with high hopes - partly because of the royal sendoff they got when the women left England on the luxury yacht of a Saudi prince with red, white, and blue bunting; a water arch from fire boats' water cannons; excited fans of the film stars lining the dock waving Union Jack flags.
The scene reminded older Londoners of the victorious Royal Navy's return from the Falklands. No one, certainly not these three, had any clue things would go so horribly for them when they fell into the clutches of the older and more experienced women they were to face in the ring.
That Team #BritishInvasion was ill-formed and inadequately prepared only became obvious once they went into action, and by then it was too late. The only solid performances were turned in by veteran slapper Michelle Barrett who was responsible for taking 2 of only 3 orgasms the team was able to win in their first two matches. The other was credited to Sophie Turner (against a smaller opponent!)
The team depended too much on young (Turner) and inexperienced (Clarke) members, who - while they may have been able to submit a resume with some sexfight experience (what public school girl in England couldn't?) - they were woefully unprepared for the level of talent they were facing. Already, before the tournament is even concluded, both The Times and The Mirror are calling for a
government inquiry into their performance, couching the failure as being a
national disgrace the equal of Brexit!Surely before we can allow another team to compete under the national colours... a Tory member of Parliament said sternly,
...it's incumbent on the membership of this house to personally vet any applicant who holds herself out as qualified. The Right Honourable Lady's remarks were met with met with a unanimous ovation the likes of which has rarely been seen in our hallowed hall.
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By the time you finished reading that, Alexis and her crew had completed their scrupulously thorough body search of the three. Captain Sophie Turner continued to respond to the tournament's manual exams by blushing prettily - a reaction that endeared her to every audience member - who envied the referees, and not for the first time!
With Team #BritishInvasion shunted to their corners to cool down, Team MILF entered to raucous and enthusiastic cheers from the crowd. Team MILF is in position where, basically, all they have to do in order to advance to the knockout round is finish the match. Unless they're disqualified for some reason, their moving on seems foreordained.
Beckinsale, Jolie and Drake are the same type; tall, languid; sensual in mien, yet modest in their personal lives (per the official bios.) Jolie and Drake are Yanks, but they couldn't better represent the women Britain should send to represent them - instead of the callow youth and fusty preacher's daughters they manage to dredge up every time there's a sexual competition. It's a shameful mockery of everything it means to be an Englishwoman!
Beckinsale again made uncomfortable by a referee's pat down, that's the third time in the tournament! Something about that sexy MILF brings out the naughty in every ref - this time, Charlie Theron helps herself to a generous handful of Kate's goodies. Jolie and Drake both put themselves out there - Jolie getting a good groping too, but she's giving Alexis Texas as good as she gets! Jessica Drake being so forward with young Emma Watson that the Harry Potter wizardess ends up looking around for a
magic wand!
The MILFs detour past Team #BritishInvasion's corner on their way to their home base, pausing to tower over and glower, intimidating little Emilia Clarke; then and taunting the still-blushing Sophie Turner. Jessica Drake just keeps bumping busts with the shorter Michelle Barrett, shoving the blond Brit back against the ropes! Michelle pushes back, almost knocking Drake on her butt before Alexis Texas comes over and tells the women,
C'mon girls, break it up. Then she pretends to look at her watch, and adds,
Team ASS is throwing a blanket party tonight after the last fight and I don't want to miss it...a couple of my favorite girls are the guests of honor.Michelle stays in the ring while Clarke and Turner clamber out thru the ropes. When the MILFs get to their corner, Jessica Drake stays in the ring, but Kate Beckinsale orders her out.
It's time to send a message to those little girls. What better way than to take down their big dog. Since I'm the captain, I'll do it. I don't want that bitch over there, she points to Theron who's laughing and joking with Watson and neither of her teammates are sure who she's talking about. But then, since they're both four star bitches, it really doesn't matter. Kate replaces Jessica who stands with Angelina Jolie holding hands in solidarity with their captain as she heads off to war.
Michelle @ 5 ft 5 & 114 lbs., is facing Kate @ 5 ft 7 & 115 lbs., while they may seem evenly matched, Michelle has some big advantages - not just those on her chest, which are 3x the size of Kate's! Michelle's done hundreds of
hard core and anal videos, so there's not much Kate can try Michelle hasn't had done to her - or done to others, so Kate had better be on her best behavior!
Kate's big edge is Michelle wearing lingerie while Beckinsale has tight leather pants which makes Michelle's task of getting to her pussy more difficult. Sure enough, the first move Kate makes is to go after Michelle's lingerie. Charging into the short blonde chest to chest, Kate grabs the thin shoulder straps and jerks the straps - and the top of her lingerie down. The straps tangle Michelle's elbows, trapping her arms as her big breasts bounce out. The crowd rise as one cheering their appearance.
There's some impressive assets in this tournament, but none of them can put Barrett's beauties to shame! Internet research can find no record of Beckinsale having done sexfights before this year. The resume she filed with her entry was brilliant in its extensive description of numerous ones - but none anyone was ever able to verify. That said, she'd acquitted herself admirably in the few opportunities she had with her team often overwhelmed by bigger, or more talented, trios.
Beckinsale rears back and
WHOOOPP gives Michelle's babies a huge open-handed forehand that rocks her rack, sending the petite blonde reeling back struggling to free her arms. Kate stepping with
CRAACK gives her a backhand that flattens her right breast against the left, the impact turning Michelle halfway to her left, sending her stumbling away toward Kate's cheering teammates in their corner!
Kate jogs up behind Michelle, puts her hands on her upper back and then runs her tits-first into the Team MILF corner turnbuckles! As Michelle's milk white milkers
SPLAT mold themselves around the padded top turnbuckle, referee Alexis Texas' view is momentarily obstructed by Beckinsale and she doesn't see Jolie dig her thumb and forefinger into the tender flesh and
PINCH Michelle's tit.
The British Blond Bombshell
SQUEEEALS and cries out in pain. Jolie pulls her hand back, grabs the corner post with her hand and puts on an innocent who me? face so by the time Alexis arrives to look in to see what the problem is, there's nothing to see. Kate pulls Michelle around and chops the edge of her open hand up into the underside of the breast right on the red mark made by Jolie's pinch!
SPLAT! AAAAAEEEEEIIIIIII.... Barrett wails but gets her hands up too cup her breasts too late; her elbows still bound by her shoulder straps preventing any possible defense of her smooth, milky-white assets.
Blankenship backed off. Since her team only needed a single orgasm to guarantee a spot in the Knockout Round, there was no reason to take unnecessary chances. After all, once they reached the Knockout Round, it would only take three more wins to grab the golden... the golden...
um... golden whatever... awarded to the victorious team! Kate, a British gentlewoman, courteously allowed her countrywoman Michelle a private moment to slither out of her disheveled lingerie and prepare herself to face Kate wearing only her slinky, tarty, panties.
Kate watched her smiling, thinking,
This will be easier I thought!Once Michelle had stripped down to just her panties, Kate dropped into a crouch and begin circling. Barrett mirrored her attitude, crouching herself, but lower thanks to being a few inches shorter, younger, and more flexible. Michelle grinned as Kate tried to get lower, but had to return to a more upright stance.
Got you, you old slapper, Michelle hissed, enjoying the shocked look on Kate's face hearing the derogatory term referring to HER! Incensed, Beckinsale threw herself at Barrett her claws unsheathed, her nails targeting Michelle's sweet, smooth, lush, breasts.
I'll carve my initials in your useless sacks of silicone, Kate sneered as she reached out and as her fists closed on Michelle's sweet breas...
UNNNNNGGGGGGHHHHHooo.... Kate's belly was driven inward, almost to her backbone and erupted in pain with a convulsive contraction that bend her body in two around the foot Michelle had slammed low into her mid-section between her belly button and the waistband of her black leather pants! Kate staggered, wobbled; her hands grabbing at her churning gut. She shook her head, denying the obvious, that this porn-slut had tricked her! Willing herself to stay upright on her feet; to not allow the blonde bitch to see her agony.
Michelle couldn't believe the veteran actress had fallen for her schoolgirl play acting and tried to grab her tits! What a dumb bitch this actress is! No wonder she's reduced to taking roles playing
fuckin' VAMPIRES when other, better actresses - even the has-been referee in our corner, Char-fukk-lez Theron, got herself an Oscar with a real part! What a joke!!
While Kate struggled to get a little air in her, Michelle slid behind her, grabbed the collar at the back of Kate's man-tailored shirt, and
RIIIPPPPPPPPP pulled in two directions, tearing it asunder, pulling both halves apart and flinging them carelessly in the air, leaving the haughty Brit beauty in shock - shock and a bra, and the black leather pants she loved to prance around in!
Kate looked up and saw the fire in Michelle's eyes. Then looked to her corner where Angelina and Jessica Drake were holding hands as they watched; fascinated by the sight of their team captain being stripped by some
cheap tart fuck-slut neither of them would give the time of day to!
C'mon luv, Jessica said languidly.
Stop fookin' round and put tha' bitch down. I've got plans for tonight, then she looked up at Alexis Texas who was leaning on the ropes watching the fight in the ring and the dialogue between the two Team MILF members with equal fascination.
Kate was disappointed her teammates couldn't see how much trouble she was in - but then, as their team captain, she knew they'd see her as strong, resilient, able to overcome any small hiccup with her wiles and her muscles. Kate shook herself out of feeling sorry for herself and - determined to make Michelle pay - turned and marched right up to Barrett ready to whip her ass to a fair-thee-well!
Kate made the same mistake she'd made before, assuming that because Michelle was standing in front of her she'd stay there while she was rampaging toward her. Actually, Michelle
WAS standing there when Kate angrily charged, but as she was about to pounce, Michelle dropped to the mat, thrust out her leg and tripped Kate who went sprawling on her chest, her chin slamming the mat!
Kate saw stars and heard birdies chirping as they circled overhead. Michelle sat up, pulled Kate's head and shoulders over her right leg and dropped her face down on her lap, then wrapped her left arm around Kate's neck from behind and began choking her. As Kate's hands pawed at Michelle's arm, Barrett slipped her right hand down the front of Kate's black leather pants to her pussy!
Kate let go of Michelle's arm and reached down to get her hand out of her black leather pants, but as soon as she let go, Michelle's arm tightened against her throat and she began to black out. She had to ignore the hand in her pants and try to pry Michelle's choking forearm away from her throat.
Kate kept pulling on Michelle's arm, then reaching down, then back to get her arm off her throat again. No matter what course she chose, Kate would either be choked out and then forced to climax while she was unconscious, or frigged to a fare-the-well while awake. It was a conundrum without a satisfactory solution.
In the end, Kate chose orgasm over darkness...who knows WHAT they might do if she was unconscious and defenseless! Michelle was professional in her approach, sweet-talking Kate, telling her how soft and feminine her pussy was.
I've never had my fingers in one so sweet, Michelle lied - knowing first hand a girl wouldn't struggle much as long as you told her how wonderful she is!
Alexis Texas sauntered over and leaned down, making eye contact with Michelle, who nodded and silently mouthed,
Any minute no... wait...yep, she's there now!Kate wet the inside of her black leather pants as she climaxed, not that Michelle minded. Team #BritishInvasion hadn't been successful in the tournament, but putting England's Kate Beckinsale down and out was a hi-lite of Michelle's resume. She looked up, making sure she faced the cameras when she stood. She wanted a close-up of her heaving breasts and her smile standing over the red-faced Kate Beck-n-call... as Kate would be known now on lez and sex clubs throughout England after her orgasmic show was broadcast on the telly.
Alexis pulled a still stunned and disbelieving Beckinsale to her feet. Kate kept shaking her head, muttering,
Nooo... I didn't... I couldn't... not... not to that slut. Kate looked up at Alexis for reassurance, she hadn't lost...had she?
Alexis Texas pulled Kate over to the Team #BritishInvasion corner where a leering Charlize Theron was eager to take possession of her. The two actresses had been rivals and competitors for more than twenty years, but this was only the third time they'd been in the same place at the same time. Charlize would never forget the first two...
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The first was a party at some producer, or director's house, she couldn't remember which he was; Charlize was dressed much the way Kate was in the ring, black slacks and a white blouse. Kate had walked up to her, handed her an empty champagne glass and told her to get her a refill! Charlize told her,
I'm not a waitress, I'm an actress! avoiding the fact that her one tiny scene in
Children of the Corn III was already laying on a cutting room floor.
Kate looked her up and down and sneered,
Until you're in something I've heard of, you're MY waitress. Now get me a damn refill or I'll have your scrawny ass kicked to the curb and you'll never work in this town again. To her everlasting shame, Charlize hurried away...and returned a few minutes later with her drink. Kate looked more closely at her then, smiled and took her hand, leading her upstairs to a bedroom where she introduced the young blonde to how deals are really negotiated in Hollywood.
Six years later, they met again. This time, Charlize was an established actress, coming off seven or eight successful films. She was one of several actresses in the running for a plum role in
Pearl Harbor a Michael Bay film. At another party, she learned that Beckinsale was her main competition and she made a point of seeking her out. As often happens in Hollywood, the producer and director liked to watch women fight and told the two actresses to go upstairs, strip, and they'd be up in a few to watch them decide who got the role.
Charlize wasn't used to the way things were done yet, but Kate had grown up in the English system where fighting was only one of several ways actresses roles were doled out. Kate was ready to do anything necessary to get the part she had her heart set on... Charlize had no idea what she was in for! As soon as they got upstairs, Kate went to a side board and poured them each a glass of whiskey. They drank a toast and then undressed and sat on the bed waiting for the two men to arrive.
Two hours later, the movie moguls went back downstairs for brandy and cigars, leaving the women to
conclude negotiations. Charlize's memory of the night, and the morning after, were still hazy to this day, but the sound of Kate's belly slapping against her ass as she pounded her with a strap-on would never go away.
Kate was won, or was nominated for, three awards for
Pearl Harbor. She, the producer and director, put it out that Charlize
withdrew from the film,
to pursue other projects. Behind the scenes, the word of mouth went out from Beckinsale, her agent, and publicist, that
Charlize Theron just can't measure up to Beckinsale... as an actress. She's fine for her small, arty, films, but head-to-head? If you put them in the same room Kate will fuck her up one wall, across the ceiling and down the other wall...and not even break a sweat.Charlize wished she could deny the lie, but she had no clear memory of the events of that night; didn't know what Kate had, or had not, done to her. The next morning she'd awakened in a bed, naked, cold, sweat-slick, with a sticky residue covering her body from thighs to breasts. Whatever Kate did, Charlize would never live down!
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Now here was Kate Beckinsale; in her hands. Charlize would have her revenge! She grabbed Kate's arm, dragged her to the ropes and shoved her roughly through. Kate, still weak from the strong orgasm, fell to her knees. Charlize pulled her wrists out and cuffed them to the corner post, ratcheting the cuffs tight enough for Kate to chirp in pain.
That's just the beginning, Charlize barked as she pulled Kate's hips up, raising her onto her feet, bent over with her wrists locked waist high.
When Theron began to pull down Kate's black leather pants, Beckinsale protested,
NO! You can't strip me. She didn't need to when she fingered me. It's not permitted....YOU aren't allowed to do this to me... I'm a goddam star, you horny slut!Kate's insulting tone brought back painful memories and just hardened Charlize's resolve. She pulled the black pants down to her ankles, taking the haughty British babe's slutty g-string panties - and her cocky confidence - down with them. She gave Kate's tight ass cheeks eight or ten open-handed spanks, raising a bright rosy blush on her pale, jiggling, flesh. Then as she caressed Team Strahotski's thick strap-on in her left hand, she used her right to slowly spread Kate's cheeks apart using her thumb and middle finger, rubbing the tip of the faux cock up and down the glistening portal of her vagina.
This may not be as much fun for you as it's going to be for me, Theron chuckled.
But then, I suppose it isn't supposed to work that way in these situations, is it? Beckinsale looked back over her shoulder, her eyes fiery, her teeth clenched. She knew more than she let on about
how it worked. Charlize could read it in her body language, on her face, in her tone of voice. But if Kate thought it would deter her, she was wrong - it only steeled Charlize's resolve to break the bitch. Besides, if they were destined to face one another later, what better way to send a message - next time I won't be so gentle. There was a lot of
message sending going on in the closing days of the first round of the tournament, and many women were only now realizing it, to their dismay!
With a firm grip on Kate's hips, Charlize pursed her lips, took a deep breath and drove her pelvis forward until her belly hit Kate's taut ass. She had expected Beckinsale to scream, cry out, or at least make some sound. She'd been wrong and felt a pang of disappointment. Charlize wasn't as experienced at being on this end of a strap-on, but she had expected the years she'd spent with her long ago lover Sunny at the famous
Porn Star Club in Los Angeles had given her some appreciation of what it took to wield the weapon effectively.
Charlize shrugged off her momentary disappointment, and decided her enthusiasm would make up for any deficiencies in her technique, she plunged ahead.
UNH! UNHH! UNNH! UGH! UGH! How'm I doing Kate? Bring back any memories? Charlize grunted.
Beckinsale didn't speak, didn't lift her head, just held tight to the pole between her cuffed wrists, her firm breasts shaking as Charlize's pelvis pounded her ass with each plunging stroke of the
Strahotski Hammer strapped to her body. Her
only satisfaction came when Kate glanced back at her, defiance still burning on her face, and Charlize saw there were tears on her cheeks and blood where Kate had bitten her lower lip. Theron smiled and continued... Meanwhile - up in the ring - Jessica Drake was tearing into Michelle Barrett!
Jessica was surprised at how angry she'd become seeing how that bitch Theron disrespected their captain. She understood better than most of the women - who naively, in many cases - signed up for the tournament thinking it would be a fun lark when they were essentially lesbian sex parties thinly disguised and marketed as a
sports event.
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As a pornstar from another team said in the hotel bar right before the first contests,
Most of these legitimate actresses have never even seen a video of the kind of things they're going to have done to them - or they'll do to someone else. I'd feel sorry for them if I wasn't so damn looking forward to seeing the look on their faces the first time they experience what it's like to climax in front of a live audience, and on live worldwide TV! Jessica remembered how they'd laughed when Jessica asked her friend if she recalled the rush she got her first time in front of a live audience... Jessica certainly did. She was sixteen, at a party with a boy she hardly knew. It wasn't her first orgasm, but it was the first with an audience. Eight or nine people sat watching her as if she were a film star, and when she climaxed, they'd applauded! The applause was what she'd needed; the confirmation, the adulation... became her aphrodisiac - knowing she was the center of attention; the most important person in the world to them at that moment. That was what drove her! They agreed it wouldn't surprise either of them if one or more so-called
straight woman who blithely joined a couple of friends for the tournament on a lark, ended up either switching to porn, switching from
family films to
adult fare, or just switched teams[/i]!
They then both said in unison,
Like Charlize Theron! They laughed as they recited her list of films, from the children's film
Mighty Joe Young to today's edgy, sexually explicit,
Atomic Blonde with violent fights, graphic killing, nudity, and a hot lesbian love scene.
You've come a long way, babee, Jessica's friend purred, referring to Theron.
And you have no idea how much farther you've still got to fall, Charlize Jessica added with a lusty laugh.
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That thought flashed through Jessica's mind in the split-second she dipped low, then rose up under Michelle's defensive hands with an Elbow Strike to Barrett's bare bosom, smashing her left breast flat, knocking the breath out of her, and sending her back onto her ass; her boobs bouncing on her chest!
Atta girl, Angelina screamed from their corner, bouncing up and down and clapping her hands.
Give 'er Hell for Katie!Seeing the dazed look of hurt in Michelle's eyes, Jessica dove on the smaller blonde, her left hand grabbing Michelle by the throat, pushing her head back down on the mat as her knees came down, perfectly splitting Barrett's limp legs wide open. Her anger overcoming her innate caution, Drake swung her right arm in a sweeping arc overhead and brought it down from behind her hip, her open hand, like a spade, cleaving through the sheer cloth crotch of Michelle's panties and into Michelle's moist pussy, parting her moist labia like Moses did the Red Sea!
Michelle's scream - more fear than pain - echoed thru the arena and those who'd been watching Theron mindlessly jackhammer Beckinsale's pussy doggy-style, glanced over to see what was going on at the other side of the ring. Jessica's right bicep and forearm were tautly corded as she plowed four fingers in and out of Michelle. Barrett struggled, but with Jessica's hand on her throat cutting off her air as she leaned her weight on her, her options were severely limited.
The audience, which had been loudly urging Theron to bang Beckinsale senseless, fell silent as the moment of decision drew near for Michelle! Charlize looked up in disgust; Jessica had stolen her limelight. She yanked back on Kate's hair, making the stoic Brit yelp in pain, getting the attention of nearby fans back on her as she returned to her manic fucking.
Charlize couldn't hold their attention long, however, as Jessica succeeded in forcing Michelle to orgasm with a cry of despair and resignation after holding out as long as she could. When Michelle's stiffly arched body relaxed back onto the canvas, Jessica pulled her open hand out and held it up to show the crowd the glistening residue of Michelle's defeat. Then she wiped her hand on Michelle's heaving breasts, adding a bit of humiliation.
Who's next? Jessica yelled as she stood, glaring her challenge at the two young women left standing in Team #BritishInvasion's corner, Emilia Clarke and team captain, Sophie Turner. The two young women exchanged a look, then glanced back at Jessica, then at each other again. At almost the same time, the both shook their head. Neither looked particularly eager, or even willing, to go out and face the enraged Jessica after what they'd seen her do their team's best sexfighter - destroying Michelle in a matter of minutes. Sophie Turner hopped down off the ring apron and began rummaging around in a gym bag on the floor. After a couple of seconds, she came out with a towel, turned and started back up the steps to the ring.
HELL NO! Charlize screamed as she pulled out of Kate with a soft
pop whirled around, reached up to grab the waist at the back of Turner's panties and pulled her backing up down the steps to her. They faced off, one on either side of Kate's warm, red, rump; Charlize's hand resting possessively on it as she shook the index finger of her other hand under Sophie's nose.
Young woman; I did NOT come all this way and put all this effort into fucking up this hoary old cxnt just so you could throw in the towel and short-circuit MY enjoyment of this ass... she gave Kate's behind a hard
SPANK then turned back to Sophie, nose-to-nose with the young redhead who, although Theron's physical equal, was miles behind the blonde in experience!
Sophie, feeling something poking her, looked down and recoiled at the sight of the big, thick, wet, strap-on dildo about Theron's hips which had been rubbing against her during Charlize's tirade. Turner touched the wet spot on the front of her panties, then looked down at her hand wondering what to do with it. Finally, she dried her palm on Charlize's breasts, then looked up and met her icy glare eye-to-eye. They stood like that for almost a minute before Charlize broke the silence.
You came all the way here to represent your country in this international competition, and when things got tough you want to QUIT? Where's your national pride? Where's your personal pride? Whe... she hesitated, unable to think of another button to push. Then,
Where's your pride in your sex? A real woman wouldn't let another woman treat her friend like that and get away with it! You say you care about.... what's her name... there, then fight for her. Stand up to that cheap porn slut and show her good honest actresses can't be cowed or bullied or intimidated. Get your ass out there and make her sorry she ever saw you, Miss Sarah Tanner!It was a stirring speech, even if Charlize said so herself. There were a few problems with it, of course. It had been extemporaneous, she hadn't had time to call a screenwriter or a script doctor to punch it up like she would on a set. But it should work. There was just one thing wrong, a relatively minor one in the great scheme of the world and all its problems, but it was important in context.
TURNER! The name is Turner, Sophie Turner... not Sarah fuckin' Tanner - whoever the hell that is! Christ, you don't even know who's fighting and you give me some lame speech about... whatever it was about! Damn woman, Kate was right about you, you ARE crazy!Sophie started back up the steps with the towel, but Charlize grabbed her by the arm this time and tried to pull her back down to her.
Wait a minute, I'm not through with you! she said.
WHAP! I'M through with you! Now leggo uh my arm or there WILL be fight and it woan be me and 'er...? Sophie snarled, her accent rising along with her excitement as she jerking a thumb back over her shoulder in Jessica's general direction.
IF I hafta fight, I'd rather it be for good cause... an' you fookin' 'er ass with that ? that thing... is a better reason for me to fight than so some wankers kin git off. I don't even like Beckinsale, so wazzat tell ya 'bout 'ow I feel 'bout YOUR KIND! Sophie finished, staking out her position clearly.
She pulled her arm away and when Charlize tried to grab it again, then hauled off and slugged her! Theron landed on her ass at Kate's feet, her head resting on the back of Kate's thighs. Beckinsale kicked back and knocked Charlize to the side. Sophie went back into the ring while Charlize got to her feet, to a chorus of raucous laughter from the audience who'd enjoyed seeing the redhead take the snooty star, down a peg! Now angrier than ever, Charlize went back to Kate and rammed the
Strahotski Hammer back in, deep and hard! This time Kate couldn't help but moan - which put a smile on Charlize's lips finally.
In the ring, Sophie waved the towel as she and Emilia climbed through the ropes and walked around Michelle who was still on her back rubbing her pussy, unwilling to let go of the after glow. They approached Alexis who smiled and asked,
What can I do for you ladies this fine evening. May I show you something in the way of a well-aged MILF, or is one of you going to use that towel to mop up the mess your friend is making on my mat? Because throwing it in is NOT going to end this. Not while I'M the referee. The organizers frown on things ending before the fans have gotten the three orgasms or more they were promised.As Alexis eyed the two young Englishwomen, Sophie and Emilia looked at each other scratching their heads (figuratively, not literally) trying to figure out what to do, when they got help from an unexpected source! From Team MILFs corner, Angelina Jolie - a longtime nemesis of Charlize's dating back to the turn of the century, made a radical suggestion, one she was certain would appeal to
ALMOST everyone.
Alexis, you said you need two more orgasms? Jolie asked and Alexis nodded.
How about this solution. You got a young girl over there wearing a strap-on almost as big as she is,? she pointed to Emma Watson who, until now, had been enjoying the show. She had a feeling that was about to change.
Why not put her to work instead of making those two girls - who clearly don't want any part of my partner, fight she winked at Jessica.
Let them have a seat on the sidelines while she and Theron go at each other? The fans sitting near enough to the ring to overhear, began a rhythmic clapping urging Alexis accept Angelina's suggestion.
HEY! Just a minute! Charlize yelled from the #BritishInvasion corner where she was catching her breath, her pelvis against Kate's butt and her arms folded over the small of Beckinsale's back.
I'm not part of this fight... and... Miss Whois's over there, she's not even on any team. Doesn't seem sporting.
IT'S WATSON, YOU RETARD! EMMA WATSON! Emma screamed across the ring.
Christ, you've been here six weeks and you haven't even bothered to learn anyone's name? I ought to fuck you just for that, you smug, self-important, self-involved, old publicity whore. Kristin Stewart was right about you - even if she's never right about anything else!In the Team MILF corner, Angelina Jolie was applauding Emma when someone from technical services ran up and handed her a wireless microphone.
I'll say this for Miss WATSON, Jolie said, with a nod to the Englishwoman with the red face a few feet away.
Unlike Charlize, Miss WATSON, was clearly paying attention these past weeks. She not only knows everyone's name, she has accurately and succinctly analyzed Charlize's many failings and concisely elucidated them. Then Angelina looked over at Charlize and explained,
Elucidate means to make clear or explain... in case you missed that day in your English As a Second Language class. More applause from the wildly anti-Theron segment of the crowd which - judging by the applause - was growing.
Alexis leaned over the top rope, looking down at Charlize.
You want to go a round with little Emma there, cause if you do, then we only need one more. Charlize stopped pumping Beckinsale long enough to tell Alexis where she could go, and what to put where when she arrived!
Alexis Texas, being a fairly smart woman, took that as a big no, and moved on - having no authority to coerce anyone into fighting....other than the members of the teams scheduled! She went back to Sophie and Emilia and stood between them, her arms around their shoulders, her hands casually hanging down in front of their breasts.
Here's the problem ladies, way I see it, your gals' team is eliminated and have no hope of doing anything other than getting out of town, going home and trying to spend the rest of your young lives trying to live down the humiliation.At that, Emilia - who probably was smarter then she sounded at that moment - asked, in all innocence,
What humiliation?Alexis explained she'd just spent six weeks being fucked several different ways by strangers - for free, by the way - teams got no money, only publicity, fame, and glory....if they won!
Now you're saying that taking one more for the team is a bridge too far? All of a sudden you developed scruples, a conscience and morals, all in the last ten or fifteen minutes? Sounds a little convenient if you ask me.
How about this, Alexis asked as she continued to rub and stroke their breasts with her hands, her touch so light they may not even have realized, although Alexis could tell from the way their nipples had responded that they'd felt her light-fingered touch alright!
You two get in here with Angelina and Jessica, I'll make sure they don't get rough with your delicate, refined, English pussies while they get you to the finish line, they you six all kiss and make up... in Team MILF's locker room, not out here where you'll delay me getting out of here. I got places to go and people to do! What say?Sophie and Emilia stepped to their corner and caucused briefly, then came back and announced they agreed to her terms, on the condition that Theron stop abusing Beckinsale.
That was Emilia's demand, not mine. I still don't like her, Sophie said. Then she added for clarity's sake,
I meant I don't like Kate Beckinsale, but I don't much like Theron either...just for the permanent record.Angelina took Emilia's hand and led her to one corner, while Jessica took Sophie by the elbow and pulled her to the opposite one. Charlize began to frantically attack Kate with her strap-on, knowing she only had a short time until she would have to give up her plaything.
Jolie gently removed Emilia's lingerie and laid her on her, then lay next to her and stoked and kissed her, gradually arousing the thirty-something actress until Emilia's breathing grew more rapid, deeper, and she started to urgently respond to Angelina's highly skilled and long practiced techniques for bending another woman's sexuality to mesh with her own. The normally straight Clarke was putty in Jolie's clutches, climaxing even more easily then any time before in the tournament, not only a tribute to Angelina's deft touch with both tongue and fingertips, but also her ability to overcome Emilia's natural reluctance by means other than brute force as was often the case in this tournament.
Across the ring, Jessica had - if anything - an even easier time with Sophie. First, because Turner was younger, more open to trying new things and not yet firmly set in her ways. And second, although she was probably unaware of it, her confrontation with Theron, and her knocking the blond down, had heightened her arousal already, making Jessica's task much easier. After laying open Sophie's garment, Jessica took her nipples in her mouth, one and then the other, suckling noisily, using her raspy tongue's tip to tease and titillate the young redhead. It didn't hurt either of them that their corner of the ring was the one closest to where Charlize was fucking Kate and the sounds of Kate's moaning and (surprisingly) begging Theron for
more...MORE...MORE.MORE.MORE... excited both Sophie and Jessica more than either would have thought possible. Sophie and Kate climaxed at almost the same time, Kate for the third, or perhaps, fourth time...a fact Charlize trumpeted to the heavens as she was strutting out of the arena later that night!
Alexis freed Kate, and she and Emma helped her to the Team #BritishInvasion corner where Emilia and Sophie flanked her and supported her as they left with Team MILF for the MILF's dressing room where all six of them would shower, then they'd head out to their respective destinations. Team MILF a resort where they'd prepare for the start of the knockout round, Team #BritishInvasion each with their own separate way, Kate to London, Sophie and Emilia to Hollywood for a sit-down with HBO suits, then back to their homes where the both hoped to slip in under the radar and hide out until their notoriety faded from memory.
* * * *
As soon as Team MILF left with their ?prizes? (Turner, Clarke & Barrett) Alexis took Charlize aside and whispered,
Hey, I been invited to the party at Team FHM's tonight. You wanna go? They'll have fun and games and - I'm told, live entertainment.. Sounds too good to miss. Don't let on I told you, but it's just possible that MAYBE Beckinsale will show up there. I saw how into her you were...and thought, well, you know, maybe...?At the mention of Beckinsale's name, Charlize' eyes lit up.
I'll be there. What time? she said without hesitation.
Alexis told her, adding,
What about Julia? Think she's up for that. I know she's a lot older...Charlize stopped her right there.
Julia's a dynamo... got more energy than women half her age. I'll get her there if I have to drag her. I know she'll have the time of her life!Alexis followed Team MILF and their new fuck buddies to the MILF dressing room where she'd participate - as customary for the head referee of a bout - then take her leave. She stopped outside the Team MILF dressing room first and made a quick cellphone call.
Theron's in... soon as I mentioned Beckinsale she couldn't say yes fast enough. Yeah, yeah. I'll tell Kate. She wants to get Charlize back in spades... and she's bringing Julia. As soon as I said Julia was too old, she couldn't sing her praises enough. She tells Julia I said she was old and she will want to prove me wrong. Save a piece of her for me. Oh... call Hendricks, let her team know, they'll want to ge in this party for sure. Yeah... I'll tell Minaj!
This will be a night Theron and Julia will never forget... just like Lawrence and Rousey last week. Speaking of them, what happened? Oh. Hee-hee. OK! Just don't let 'em go until we have our hands on my two; wouldn't do for them to get suspicious and no-show on us. Maybe the final eight will down to four by the time we're done! * * * *
Team MILF clinches second place in Group C and advances to the Knockout Round where they'll face the Group B winner (Team Breasts) in January. Keep watching, because the New Year will bring New Rules, New Venues, New Referees...and hopefully, a few New Writers! The ?elite eight? will return from the break to determine which team will wear the Celebrity Sexfight League World Champion Team Tournament crown. Members of the other seven teams all get a tee-shirt saying,
?I went to the Sexfight Championships and all I got was FUCKED!?Stats added:
Team MILF
wins (1)
loses (0)
orgasms given: 3
orgasms taken: 1
Team #BritishInvasion
wins (0)
loses (1)
orgasms given: 1
orgasms taken: 3
