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http://celebritywrestlingfederation.blogspot.com/p/ppv-12.htmlIt was quite the spectacle at the MGM Grand this weekend for Pay Per View 12, as the CWF saw three impressive new signees make their debut as well as the crowning of the inaugural Celebrity Wrestling Federation Champion. The first fight of the night saw spunky blonde Kristen Bell make her debut against the surprising Sophia Bush. Despite a noticeable size advantage, Sophia fell to the blonde firecracker in front of a raucous, split crowd. Bell better get used to being outsized, but tonight was an impressive step in her budding career. Following in the footsteps of fellow rookie Kristen Bell, blonde bombshell Amber Heard made an equally shocking statement in a highly contested fight against fan favorite Michelle Trachtenberg. The athletic Austinite silenced a hungry Trachtenberg who was coming off a devastating loss and looking to get back on track. She may be a few steps behind a majority of the roster, but look out for this darkhorse. After a turbulent start, Yvonne Strahovski had been on a bit of a roll before running into Daddario. No doubt Alexandra has as good a resume as anyone in the CWF, and another statement win like this will put her on the short list of challengers to the belt. Another newcomer, Katy Perry, had the unfortunate task of getting her feet wet against busty blonde Charlotte McKinney. The fiery singer had about as impressive a loss as one could have however, eventually falling to the younger blonde in a true coinflip. Experience counts when the margins are this thin, and I for one would love to see Perry get another shot at McKinney once she has a few matches under her belt. The Main Event turned out to be a bit of a laugher as Kate Upton absolutely steamrolled Nicki Minaj. Nicki looked to have a blueprint going in after dispatching 5'9 Jennifer Lawrence, but the towering Upton was simply too much in every possible way. If this is the true margin between Kate and #2, we're going to need to see one of the top contenders step their game up to challenge the SI model and take her belt.
Kate Upton
Age: 25
Height: 5'10
Weight: 140 lbs
Bust: 34DD
Hometown: St. Joseph, Michigan
Nicki Minaj
Age: 35
Height: 5'2
Weight: 137 lbs
Bust: 34C
Hometown: Saint James, Trinidad and Tobago
Kate Upton (70%) defeats Nicki Minaj (30%)"The two titans of the CWF stood arm-in-arm with one another in the center of the ring; entwined in a crucial, brutally exhausting collar and elbow. The towering Upton hunched over her straining foe as Nicki's planted heels began to skid backwards; all the momentum Minaj had seemingly brought into this fight slowly beginning to hit a proverbial wall. Upton was simply too much woman.
With an eruption of raw power, Kate shifted her weight and cupped Nicki's enormous, dangling orbs. Nicki's throaty squeals were drowned out by the roars of the crowd as Kate began to slowly churn her powerful legs, catching the raven-haired Minaj in a paralyzed backpedal, twisting and pancaking her fleshy breasts into her chin before; *THUD*.
Nicki let out an agonized grunt as the middle of her spine met steel, impaled by the turnbuckle. The two were practically in a sprint as they hit the corner, the jarring impact breaking Kate's double breast claw and sending the voluptuous blonde fleshily clapping against Nicki's bare sternum. A mist of sweat exploded as the two recklessly collided, their plump frames tangling as Nicki's stumpy height left her eye-to-eye with Upton's deadly assets. Nicki's twisted features were instantly enveloped by Kate's heaving bosom, disappearing between folds of bronzed flesh as Kate draped herself over the hapless brunette.
Nicki helplessly twitched and squirmed as Kate hugged the back of her skull, her muffled cries growing more frenetic with each passing second as the blonde's boa-like grip grew tighter. Kate's resolve was unwaivering, tasting the Title Belt on the tip of her tongue as the light slowly faded from the blubbering Minaj. Finally Nicki's hourglass frame fell slack, dangling from Kate's double-armed noose around the back of her skull before being tossed into a crumpled heap at her feet.
"And your NEW CWF Champion!!! KATE UPTON!!!!!"
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Charlotte McKinney
Age: 24
Height: 5'7
Weight: 140 lbs
Bust: 32F
Hometown: Orlando, Florida
Katy Perry
Age: 33
Height: 5'7
Weight: 130 lbs
Bust: 32D
Hometown: Santa Barbara, California
Charlotte McKinney (52%) defeats Katy Perry (48%)"The whole arena could sense a brutal culmination was coming; such a gritty, savage fight having hit a tipping point as the busty blonde finally took control with no intention of relinquishing. A dishevelled Perry embarrassingly sloshed out of her offset bikini top as Charlotte led her toward the far turnbuckle with a deathgrip on the shoulder strap of her fatigued bra; scuffling along begrudgingly before the blonde slung her head-first into the waiting ringpost.
Katy's forehead sickeningly smashed against the steel turnbuckle, a fleshy yet metalic clap erupting as the dazed Perry daintily pirhouette away from the corner. As Katy drunkenly wheeled back toward the waiting McKinney, her face was coated in a crimson mask, a nasty gash above her left eye leaking heavy drops of blood down her jawline onto her bare sternum.
Her eyes were already vacant as she clumsily fell into Charlotte's arms, tucking her head underneath her armpit and artfully spiking Katy's forehead into the canvas below with a callous, completely unnecessary DDT. Katy was utterly motionless at impact; the faint jiggle of her plump, upturned derri?re quaking in unison with the springy ring floor as her limbs slid spread eagle. With a gentle shove, Charlotte sloshed an unconscious Katy to her back, her bare D-cups dwarfed by McKinney's own F's as the blonde planted a palm on Perry's quaking rack and secured the 3-count pin.
"Welcome to the CWF, bitch" Charlotte venomously barked, leaving Katy in a pool of her own blood".
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
Kristen Bell
Age: 37
Height: 5'1
Weight: 105 lbs
Bust: 32B
Hometown: Huntington Woods, Michigan
Sophia Bush
Age: 35
Height: 5'4
Weight: 120 lbs
Bust: 32C
Hometown: Pasadena, California
Kristen Bell (54%) defeats Sophia Bush (46%)"Despite being two years her senior, Kristen had spent the last few anxious minutes running circles around an increasingly sluggish Sophia. As the staggering brunette gingerly swept a handful of dishevelled bangs from her bulging hazel eyes, she came face-to-face with a furiously charging Bell.
With a hoarse grunt, Kristen snagged the front clasp of Sophia's frazzled bra and slung her recklessly into the near ropes. The two cups of Sophia's bra fractured in Kristen's palm as she trampolined back toward Bell, her bare sternum helplessly exposed for a brutal abdomen-splitting knee to the gut. A fleshy clap exploded as Kristen's toned thigh pierced Sophia's waistline, doubling her over at the hip.
Sophia powerlessly hunched at the waist, a stream of drool sloshing from her breathless, gaping mouth. Completely oblivious and crippled by Kristen's knee, Sophia placed a shaking palm against the canvas to remain somewhat upright, her pert C-cups bared and teardropping toward the floor. Kristen was furiously panting, her mind racing as Sophia began to drunkenly haul herself back upright, knowing this was her opportunity to clinch her first win.
With an athletic leap, Kristen craned one of her lean gams above Sophia's head and drilled her in the back of the head with a Leg Drop Bulldog. Sophia crumpled to the mat face-first as Kristen dropped into the splits, her bare breasts mushrooming against the canvas as she instantly fell deathly still. As her heart raced, Kristen flipped the unconscious brunette and hooked one of her thighs, hoisting it to her chin for a humiliating leg-hook 3-count pin".
- Submission by Taylor Hawkins
