The roots of the problem between Ella and Edward and Anne and her husband goes back over 45 years, to when Edward and Anne were dating in college, and is way too long and complex to go into here. In their mid-twenties the two couples fought with Edward and Ella winning but Anne never got over it. Anne finally divorced her husband and took up with her new boyfriend Bill, that made matters a little better, but not much. The couples had not seen each other for years but after running into each other at two recent social function it was obvious that eventually things would have to be sorted out again…hopefully once and for all. After the men exchanged glares and the women words…insults, name calling and curses…Edward and Ella invited them up to their suite to settle things on a more physical basis.
It would be a brawl with everyone, still in their evening wear, fighting at the same time. Edward knows Bill is heavier and stronger than he was but he was also younger, much taller and in far better condition and can easily keep going wearing Bill out and them move in for the kill. Ella says she would tear Anne apart but that is not so certain as this would be a very long, tough, and dirty catfight.
Hearing a knock, Edward opened the door and admitted Anne and Bill. Anne seeing Ella tossed her purse onto a chair and charged. Finishing locking the door Edward noticed a blur and ducked away causing Bill’s punch to miss him. Edward, from a crouch, drove his fist deep into Bill’s expansive gut. Bill backed away and both men raised their fist and start throwing punches but most of the blows fell on arms and shoulders and neither scored a quick decisive blow. Meanwhile Ella and Anne had locked onto each other’s hair and were spinning around and waltzing around the room like two drunks pulling and twisting at each other’s scalp in an effort to either remove the hair or use their grips to toss their rival to the floor.
Who wins this fight between two the two couples?
Ella and Edward (Left) and Anne and Bill (Right)
Ella Age 67 5’4” 165 Pounds 40D
Edward Age 67 6’0” 188 Pounds
Anne Age 67 5’7” 140 Pounds 34B
Bill Age 70 5’7” 200 Pounds
