In terms of crazy, they, of course, are not the only ones. The top one spot in terms of crazy I've seen in ads forms a tie between a Japanese and a Thai commercial. The former advertises a cloth that looks like a vending machine, and if women walk alone and fear a Letcher would attack them, they velcro one side of it to a real vending machine, hold up the other. In the latter, the promoted product is a pair of trousers, that has a razor blade at the crotch area to "protect" their wearers from unsolicited advances.
Compared to those, I have an apple, I have a pen is a brainchild of a sane person.