This week, CELEB TODAY magazine presents an extra edition especially for its loyal readers of many years for the amazing low prize of only $0.99...Let us take you back in time, to meet two of the most stunning ladies in the history of real life catfights, back to the year 1956...MARILYN MONROE IN A FIGHT WITH BETTIE PAGE...!The blonde film star took offence at the brunette pinup girl’s ‘diva attitude’ and is about to settle the feud with her in a hands on confrontation.The year is
1956, and around Hollywood studios premises, just where the big stars have their permanently parked trailers in which they relax or have their makeup sessions for filming onsite, we can see
Marilyn Monroe in a state of very obviously not being amused. ‘That bitch!’ she ranted to a girl friend of hers who was visiting her in her caravan. ‘How dare that upstart who practically has no business to be here at all bother me, the leading female part of this movie, with her diva attitude?!’
The woman who has annoyed her so much that now her face has become crimson and her brows are puckered in an annoyed expression is nobody less than the celebrated
pinup girl
Bettie Page. The three years older lady who has never been an actress has unexpectedly landed a minor role in the film
Tough Guys Prefer Brunettes, and while her trailer is next to Marilyn’s last night she officially complained about the noise emanating from a party Marilyn gave for a handful of close friends. When Marilyn did not receive Bettie’s remonstrations kindly but called her an ‘upstart who should be humble instead of showing this much impertinence’ Bettie retaliated by calling Marilyn a ‘spoilt antisocial brat’.
The two ladies nearly went for ripping each other’s hair out but were deterred by their respective friends who suggested the two of them should fight in a more orderly and organised manner - ‘not like street whores but like grown up mature women’.
Flushed and panting with anger, their hearts beating fast, Bettie and Marilyn agreed to a four part physical competition between them.
Now, in the trailer park, they will settle their differences by a fight boobs on boobs in which each woman will try to pancake her adversary’s breasts with her own, then in armwrestling, followed by a bearhug contest, and finally in a wrestling match in which the woman who pins the other on her back and sits on her until the other submissively admits defeat will be the winner. The fight, however, will only be completed when the loser has got on her knees in front of the victorious woman to apologise to her and kiss her feet.
MARILYN: (in 1956) 30 years, 5’5.5”, 53.5 kg
BETTIE PAGE: (in 1956) 33 years, 5’5.5”, 58 kg
MARILYN:
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